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spoonitnow
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08-30-2008, 06:29 PM
Post subject: I have a picture that needs a caption
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Straight Flush
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Winner gets $5 on stars
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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fatb suggested boc, bouncing outta control
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Ragnar4
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Full House
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god, I spend a lot of time polishing balls.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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P stands for Put it in my butt
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LOL OPERATIONS
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ChrisBCritter
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Full House
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"Oh hi Mom, I got the excersize ball! Thanks, but didn't I say I like my balls to be blue?"
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Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
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d0zer
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"My boyfriend would look great bent over this"
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"I love balls"
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mixchange
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4-of-a-Kind
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workout douche with a bluetooth
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WillburForce
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Flush
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"so just because i'm wearing baggy trousers and a tight vest, have a weird fringe and am looking really, really intensly at a massive ball you think I'm a noofter?"
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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"I can't believe it isn't in my mouth yet either!"
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Galapogos
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Originally Posted by bigred
"I can't believe it isn't in my mouth yet either!"
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Beautiful.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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dick_pump
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i wonder if it would fit?
my new gag ball...
hmm...maybe i should have this checked?
take that bitch....who's your daddy now?
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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"Ya, Hunter, I'm calling because you left a snail trail on my exercise ball AGAIN. Next time, fuck your fug girlfriend in the back of your Mustang like I do, you douche."
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chardrian
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I rarely,if ever, get pms
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Oh god I hope Lukie likes his b-day gift!
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Miffed22001
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'i thought steriods make my muscles big, not my balls'
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BankItDrew
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Ship it.
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Deuce Blue
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Flush
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I think you should retake the shot but have a yellow tank on then change your poker ID to Wonderbread and use this picture.
God tell me someone gets this...
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You are an FTR station-pwn'ing badass motherf**ker. You have no pansyass, girly-girl, crybaby fears. Pwn the f**king stations like you know you ought to. And win some damn money, dammit.
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
Ship it.
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If I were to caption this, it would say SPELING FAIL.
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BankItDrew
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
Ship it.
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If I were to caption this, it would say SPELING FAIL. |
where did i misspell? i'll edit the damn thing
bluetooth two words?
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the girl in your avatar spells better
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BankItDrew
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lmao
k one second...
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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BankItDrew
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4-of-a-Kind
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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BankItDrew
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4-of-a-Kind
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shud bluetooth be capitalized?
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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dick_pump
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no just do a spell check before posting. the google toolbar has one.
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sil693
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Full House
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shit, i've got pee on my balls again.
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will641
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bankitdrew wins and its not very close atm.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
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its not close because this is either a bad photo to caption or we aint funny for shit
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mrhappy333
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Full House
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wow, this ball is almost as big as that fattie I fucked.
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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Fnord
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g23GiivXC78
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Hawk
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Originally Posted by Fnord
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g23GiivXC78
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maybe not a caption, but still winner
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Deuce Blue
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Flush
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Originally Posted by Deuce Blue
I think you should retake the shot but have a yellow tank on then change your poker ID to Wonderbread and use this picture.
God tell me someone gets this...
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This was gold. You people are dolts. 
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You are an FTR station-pwn'ing badass motherf**ker. You have no pansyass, girly-girl, crybaby fears. Pwn the f**king stations like you know you ought to. And win some damn money, dammit.
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