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without fail, every time i try to play a morning session when after i wake up and have my coffee i have to time out of all my tables within 15 minutes because i have to take a shit. its so annoying!!! especially when you pick up kings otb and some douche bag takes his sweet ass time when i 3 bet them.
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i say... poop in pants... take down the pot.
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i hardly, if ever, deuce in the morning
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i rarely, if ever, deuce in the morning
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i always duece in the morning before i take a shower.
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ya that's what i said, rarely
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That's why I play on the laptop in the mornings...
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How many times do you guys go per day? I'd say the vast majority of the time, I only go once. Very rarely do I go twice in a day, I think there's something wrong with me.
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How many times do you guys go per day? I'd say the vast majority of the time, I only go once. Very rarely do I go twice in a day, I think there's something wrong with me.
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i think healthy is around twice a day. Food is supposed to pass through you in about 12 hours.
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How many times do you guys go per day? I'd say the vast majority of the time, I only go once. Very rarely do I go twice in a day, I think there's something wrong with me.
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1 time a day is fine. 1 time a day every few days is fine really. Apparently as long you are do it regularly (either every day, 2 times a day, whatever, as long as it's consistent). Thats what I was told by a doctor anyway. At that time...I was going about 30+ times a day, and I wasn't even eating anything. Bad news.
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How many times do you guys go per day? I'd say the vast majority of the time, I only go once. Very rarely do I go twice in a day, I think there's something wrong with me.
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i probably average about 2-2.5/day. i have no idea if this is true, but i remember someone telling me once that how many times you shit is a reflection of your diet, so i think if you dont shit very often that means you are a bad diet. again, i dont believe this or disbelieve it. i lean towards disbelieving it though.
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ummm, there are times when i don't go for 2-3 days, usually once every couple days or once per day
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I love the morning deuce; there's nothing worse than going for a shit at work.
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Has anyone here actually pooped while drunk?... I realized some time ago that I have never taking a deuce while really drunk (despite being REALLY drunk for large portions of many days. thoughts?
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I remember hearing (not from a doc) that twice a day to once every few days is normal. Im a one a dayer normally. I too hate the morning shit. I always feel rushed because it will make me late to class. So I try to get on schedule to ride the brown star express in the evenings.
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Has anyone here actually pooped while drunk?... I realized some time ago that I have never taking a deuce while really drunk (despite being REALLY drunk for large portions of many days. thoughts?
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you should try taking a poop on acid
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I'm a 2/weeker...
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I do it once a day. And I have it timed so it's in the morning and I'm damn happy about. I hate the mid-day or late day shit. I just browse through the sites until it hits me, then I open up my tables.
Weird thing about the once a day shit thing. When I went to Europe for a month, I only shit like once every 3-4 days. And they weren't even big ones when I did. I wonder were all that food went? Or is ours just that unhealthy out here?
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I'm a once a day
Went ten days in the hospital w/o pooping
Longest before that was like 6 days at camp or something.
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I love the morning deuce; there's nothing worse than going for a shit at work.
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Although leaving a giant one that totally refuses to flush after several attempts is really wrong but fucking hilarious.
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i remember on our 9th grade canoe trip we had to dig a hole to shit as there were no toilets. ISF decides he isnt going to shit for 3 days, and when one of the chaperons heard this he made him take a shit. it was so funny,
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in the hospital I went like a week without taking a shit once but eventually started shtiting normally. i don't know where all the extra shit went
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How many times do you guys go per day? I'd say the vast majority of the time, I only go once. Very rarely do I go twice in a day, I think there's something wrong with me.
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1 time a day is fine. 1 time a day every few days is fine really. Apparently as long you are do it regularly (either every day, 2 times a day, whatever, as long as it's consistent). Thats what I was told by a doctor anyway. At that time... I was going about 30+ times a day, and I wasn't even eating anything. Bad news. |
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Once in the morning, once in the evening, sometimes an extra one thrown in.
I don't spend much time in the restroom though. Maybe if I took my time I would go less. I remember when I had a live in gf I used to spend about an hour in the restroom in the evenings to just be alone for a while. I don't think I went as often back then.
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Consistency (texture, etc) is more important than frequency.
I eat lots of veggies and supplement psyllium because I like to shit nice, full, and smooth.
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haha, I don't shit every day but when I do there are times when I go like 3x a day. Especially* after coffee.
But yeah, I can't tell you how many times I've played in the crapper.
Oh and about not going for long periods of time; I read that if you're in an environment that you're not used to it can be hard to get yourself to go. No matter how bad you need to, it just won't come. I guess it's an actual condition.
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haha, I don't shit every day but when I do there are times when I go like 3x a day.
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especially if you eat 10 lbs of food the night before, eh?
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haha... yea that probably has a bit to do with it.
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im about ready to take my morning deuce
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i remember on our 9th grade canoe trip we had to dig a hole to shit as there were no toilets. ISF decides he isnt going to shit for 3 days, and when one of the chaperons heard this he made him take a shit. it was so funny,
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Hmmm thats funny, I kind of remember you telling the chaperon that I hadn't taken a shit, so he'd make me do it, you sadist piece of shit.
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i remember on our 9th grade canoe trip we had to dig a hole to shit as there were no toilets. ISF decides he isnt going to shit for 3 days, and when one of the chaperons heard this he made him take a shit. it was so funny,
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Hmmm thats funny, I kind of remember you telling the chaperon that I hadn't taken a shit, so he'd make me do it, you sadist piece of shit. |
you are just making shit up for the sake of discussion and you know it.
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Every day @8:45 a.m., right after my first cup of coffe at the office, like clockwork.
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just to clarify my position on the morning deuce, i only hate it when i just get onto my tables and then it hits me. otherwise its niiiccceee!
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Has anyone here actually pooped while drunk?... I realized some time ago that I have never taking a deuce while really drunk (despite being REALLY drunk for large portions of many days. thoughts?
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sophomore year at homecoming i drank from 6 am to 4 pm and then took a shit when i got back to the dorm. I passed out on the shitter until 6:30 when my friends finally came looking for me. I never did figure out if i had finished by the time i fell asleep of if i kept shitting while i was asleep.
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I think some of you should be submitted to a gambling rehab center. Your hygiene should be priority over gambling.... degenerates....
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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I think some of you should be submitted to a gambling rehab center. Your hygiene should be priority over gambling.... degenerates....
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you are just saying this because robots dont have hygiene
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Every day @8:45 a.m., right after my first cup of coffe at the office, like clockwork.
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I have read you can train your body to poop every day at the same time. This is probably what happened to warpe/silly without their intention.
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Mine is in direct relation to the morning cup of joe. Matter of fact, I just dropped the morning deuce a couple minutes ago. A little early for me, but I did had to get to work a little earlier than normal today.
Without caffine, I'm all mixed up. Vacations also do it to me. I might even miss a whole day on vacation.
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For some reason, whenever I go browsing in a video store for a movie to rent I suddenly have to drop a deuce. It never fails. So I never really get a good movie if I don't have one in mind when I go in there because it always ends up being a rush.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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i think drinking coffee causes a similar reaction to when you smoke a cig. has anyone ever noticed that when you smoke a cig when you need to shit, your shit becomes way worse and you need to go right away? its like a laxitive, and i think coffee is too.
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but what is worse...morning deuce or morning wood? i really hate morning wood.
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i think drinking coffee causes a similar reaction to when you smoke a cig. has anyone ever noticed that when you smoke a cig when you need to shit, your shit becomes way worse and you need to go right away? its like a laxitive, and i think coffee is too.
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Weed has the same effect on some people. No need to go, get a couple hits in and its a race to the toilet.
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