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Old 04-05-2005, 02:03 AM     Post subject: I had a baby! #1 (permalink)  
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not me personally, but this girl I know.

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Pics and the tale of his first ever hand of poker coming soon.
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Old 04-05-2005, 02:14 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Congratz, pop!

I'm smokin a cigar right now.

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Old 04-05-2005, 02:16 AM #3 (permalink)  
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I s'pose this excuses your tardiness in the chess match.

'rilla, you don't get to use the same thing!



Congrats man! We look forward to seeing/hearing more about it.
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Old 04-05-2005, 02:23 AM #4 (permalink)  
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Congrats... just in time for the game

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Old 04-05-2005, 02:33 AM #5 (permalink)  
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Congratulations Tyler. You already know how I feel about kids. They're the bestest. Although I feel for your soon to be dismal sleep schedule.

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Old 04-05-2005, 02:36 AM #6 (permalink)  
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Congratulations Tyler. You already know how I feel about kids. They're the bestest.
That's an oddly familar sentiment.

Where have I heard that before... ?

hmm...
























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Oh yah!



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Rilla' you are just plain wrong.

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Old 04-05-2005, 02:40 AM #8 (permalink)  
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Rilla' you are just plain wrong.
It's the horror stories that keep us straight.

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Old 04-05-2005, 02:40 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 04-05-2005, 03:13 AM #10 (permalink)  
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Congrats!!
Just don't let him see the avatar till hes at least 2!!!!





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Old 04-05-2005, 03:29 AM #11 (permalink)  
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Rilla' you are just plain wrong.
It's the horror stories that keep us straight.

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Ain't nothin' gonna turn you straight.
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Old 04-05-2005, 03:35 AM #12 (permalink)  
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congrats on your baby!
 
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Old 04-05-2005, 03:44 AM #13 (permalink)  
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nice tyler congrats bud


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Old 04-05-2005, 06:16 AM #14 (permalink)  
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That reminds me



But that was three years ago. Don't have a shot of Ben yet.

BTW this means get a pic in here quicklike, Ty
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Old 04-05-2005, 06:18 AM #15 (permalink)  
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WOw we have a bunch of family men on this board!

Congratulations on the baby Tyler!
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Old 04-05-2005, 08:39 AM #16 (permalink)  
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Congrats Tyler gl with everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-05-2005, 04:01 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Grats, man.

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Congrats Tyler!

Good luck on changing a nappy, hope it doesn't put you on tilt
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Old 04-05-2005, 05:44 PM #19 (permalink)  
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Oh, you little bastard.

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It says a lot for my sleeping habits over the past few days that I only JUST realized I rivered a straight.
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Old 04-05-2005, 05:48 PM #21 (permalink)  
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It says a lot for my sleeping habits over the past few days that I only JUST realized I rivered a straight.
Dueces beat a straight. House rules.

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Old 04-05-2005, 06:19 PM #22 (permalink)  
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so the baby was calling down with bottom pair? what a fish.
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Old 04-05-2005, 06:22 PM #23 (permalink)  
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so the baby was calling down with bottom pair? what a fish.
Take's after his old man.

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Old 04-05-2005, 06:35 PM #24 (permalink)  
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Old 07-22-2005, 01:14 AM #26 (permalink)  
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Look at that face. LOOK AT IT!

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Old 07-22-2005, 01:16 AM #27 (permalink)  
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He's so cute, I'm starting to suspect he's not yours...

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Old 07-22-2005, 03:28 AM #28 (permalink)  
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Old 07-22-2005, 04:03 AM #29 (permalink)  
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Well since we're showing our kids off.


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Old 07-22-2005, 06:09 AM #30 (permalink)  
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We're good at breeding.
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Old 07-22-2005, 07:21 AM #31 (permalink)  
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Those days when your kids are babies like that - they go by REAL quick. Enjoy every bit of it.
One day I woke up and my daughter was 14.
I was like , WTH?!
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Old 07-22-2005, 05:02 PM #32 (permalink)  
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did u buy her a chastity belt
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Old 07-27-2005, 04:59 PM #33 (permalink)  
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'rilla, I literally choked on my lunch when I read your reply. Way too funny.
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Old 07-27-2005, 06:33 PM #34 (permalink)  
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Congratulations Tyler!

I have 2 of my own. My 4 year old son calls every river he sees "flop turn river" instead of just "river".
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Old 07-28-2005, 06:03 AM #35 (permalink)  
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We're good at breeding.
I agree. My allin's in bed have a higher EV.

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