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spoonitnow
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07-03-2008, 07:58 PM
Post subject: I got bored nsfw
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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kingnat
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Full House
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why don't you put more pink bottles on your fridge.
BTW, is that McCormick's Garlic Powder I see??... nomnomnom
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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dalecooper
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Garlic powder is gross, it tastes like metal. Eat moar fresh garlic.
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fat-b
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Straight
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fat-b
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Straight
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gtfo spoon and buy ur woman a pair of new sunglasses. ur like the biggest nit evvar
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vaks
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Flush
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Originally Posted by fat-b
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+1
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d0zer
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DILDOED!!111!!
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euphoricism
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whats with the plastic wrapper?
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d0zer
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Originally Posted by euphoricism
whats with the plastic wrapper?
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He's probably one of those types who keeps the sticky plastic sheet on a new iPod screen so when he sells it, it still looks new.
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mrhappy333
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Full House
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how about a pic of the dildo in use?
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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Lukie
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This picture shows that spoon's gf, does in fact, have a chin.
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Warpe
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...unlike those other pics where spoon's balls were in the way
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Deanglow
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2, 1
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by Lukie
This picture shows that spoon's gf, does in fact, have a chin.
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I spenda, of sound mind, swear I actually lol'ed at one of Lukie's comments.
/life
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WildBobAA
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
how about a pic of the dildo in use in spoon's butt?
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wufwugy
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this picture is absolutely hilarious due to the mirror and spoons expression.
gj
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BankItDrew
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What I noticed and thought first was how she is squinting her right eye, as if she's had that thing take it out before.
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Judging from the panelling and fridge, this was taken in 1992?
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BankItDrew
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Judging from the panelling and fridge, this was taken in 1992?
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lmao
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frosst
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Straight
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obv she likes it in the face amirite?
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by euphoricism
whats with the plastic wrapper?
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I just got it in the mail. I ordered it for a friend of hers to piss off said friend's boyfriend.
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
this picture is absolutely hilarious due to the mirror and spoons expression.
gj
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I can't really see my expression but thanks. Also the mirror was intentional and I'm glad people caught it at first glance.
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Judging from the panelling and fridge, this was taken in 1992?
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lol i know right
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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wufwugy
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
I can't really see my expression but thanks. Also the mirror was intentional and I'm glad people caught it at first glance.
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you cant see your face?
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wesrman
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Full House
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LOL at your gf being a recurring character on a poker forum.
Does she know that shes a semi celeb???
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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awesome, yer gf totally submits to your needs.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by WildBobAA
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
how about a pic of the dildo in use in spoon's butt?
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Dont you remember what happened last time he got his butt out... 
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
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she's cute, does she have a younger sister?
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swiggidy
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
she's cute, does she have a younger sister?
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Already got dibbs, sawwwy.
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ZwiFT
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Full House
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how about a cumshot?
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ensign_lee
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Just so we're all clear, that's a hair straightener?
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