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jmontis
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03-28-2006, 03:07 AM
Post subject: I feel like an ass
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Ever say something that made you seem like a huge asshole, and not realize it until later? I think it's because I've been around a lot of them lately in the military, and it's rubbing off on me. I never say things like that.
Anyway, I'm making it a point to be nicer to people, lately i've been a real jerk to a lot of people who don't deserve it (some deserve it, there are a lot of dumbasses in the Coast Guard, but not everyone is.) Probably what didn't help is the fact I have a 2am-4am watch tonight while on duty.
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take your ego out of the equation and judge the situation dispassionately
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im sure there are some hilarious stories that you could share related to this...
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If you were in the navy the subject would be the same minus the "like an"
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Originally Posted by bigred
If you were in the navy the subject would be the same minus the "an"
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Ha.
Tell us the story j?
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jmontis
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Originally Posted by gabe
im sure there are some hilarious stories that you could share related to this...
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well, I wouldn't even know where to begin. I'll tell you guys this one
So here I am in Training Center Petaluma, California. It's a Coast Guard base that trains non-rate personnel to be "rated" personnel out in the fleet. It's similar to a college campus, but it is a military base with rules. Anyways...
3 Coasties, a girl and 2 guys, decided to have a threesome and video tape it, THEN, here's the kicker, they put it on myspace.com. Yes, I have met this chick and she is nasty. The 2 guys got disenrolled, and the girl is waiting to get sent to a new unit. Basically when you get in deep shit in the military, you become that base's bitch until they figure out what to do with you.
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take your ego out of the equation and judge the situation dispassionately
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midas06
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omg sign me up to the coast guard!
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jmontis
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Originally Posted by midas06
omg sign me up to the coast guard!
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lol...
truth is people like that are out of their fuckin minds, and are a total embarassment to the uniforms they wear every day of their time in the Guard.
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take your ego out of the equation and judge the situation dispassionately
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Irisheyes
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Originally Posted by jmontis
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Originally Posted by gabe
im sure there are some hilarious stories that you could share related to this...
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well, I wouldn't even know where to begin. I'll tell you guys this one
So here I am in Training Center Petaluma, California. It's a Coast Guard base that trains non-rate personnel to be "rated" personnel out in the fleet. It's similar to a college campus, but it is a military base with rules. Anyways...
3 Coasties, a girl and 2 guys, decided to have a threesome and video tape it, THEN, here's the kicker, they put it on myspace.com. Yes, I have met this chick and she is nasty. The 2 guys got disenrolled, and the girl is waiting to get sent to a new unit. Basically when you get in deep shit in the military, you become that base's bitch until they figure out what to do with you. |
... so what did you say?
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bigred
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Your story is incorrect. It was 2 guys and one girly guy who had a threesome. And yes, I'm still waiting for a new unit, and what you said to me was really mean and hurt my feelings.
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Here is my best i feel like an ass story.
I come home for christmas break during my freshman year of college. Now of course i feel like im tough shit because, hey im in college now and on my own. So i see that my younger brother (Soph in High School at the time) has some friends over. They are all watching a movie in the living room. I notice that there are a couple of girls that i dont recognize. So about 30 minutes later they all get up and are going to leave. I see one girl bending down and tying the shoes of another girl. So of course being the smartass that i am i have to say something. So i go over and say "You know you really should learn how to tie your own shoes... it could come in handy some day" and give myself a little laugh because i think im so funny. Well the girl who was getting her shoes tied turns to me and says "Well actually i have cerebral palsy and cant do it myself" and then reveals her hands from behind her back wich were stricken severely. So needless to say i felt like the biggest ass for basically making fun of a poor innocent girl who has a horrible disease. Im pretty sure that locked up my ticket to hell right there.
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Originally Posted by jmontis
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Originally Posted by midas06
omg sign me up to the coast guard!
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lol...
truth is people like that are out of their fuckin minds, and are a total embarassment to the uniforms they wear every day of their time in the Guard. |
You think that's bad try being in the Army for 6 years and living in the barracks with the crazy shit that goes on there. You talk about a college dorm the dorms has nothing on the military barracks. People are freaks!
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bigred
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Originally Posted by Grand_MasterB
Here is my best i feel like an ass story.
I come home for christmas break during my freshman year of college. Now of course i feel like im tough shit because, hey im in college now and on my own. So i see that my younger brother (Soph in High School at the time) has some friends over. They are all watching a movie in the living room. I notice that there are a couple of girls that i dont recognize. So about 30 minutes later they all get up and are going to leave. I see one girl bending down and tying the shoes of another girl. So of course being the smartass that i am i have to say something. So i go over and say "You know you really should learn how to tie your own shoes... it could come in handy some day" and give myself a little laugh because i think im so funny. Well the girl who was getting her shoes tied turns to me and says "Well actually i have cerebral palsy and cant do it myself" and then reveals her hands from behind her back wich were stricken severely. So needless to say i felt like the biggest ass for basically making fun of a poor innocent girl who has a horrible disease. Im pretty sure that locked up my ticket to hell right there.
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I shared that Miss Deaf Texas Killed By Train story with a new girl at my office last week, asking her if I was going to Hell for laughing at it. She says, "That's sad. My sister's deaf."
Doh.
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Originally Posted by Warpe
I shared that Miss Deaf Texas Killed By Train story with a new girl at my office last week, asking her if I was going to Hell for laughing at it. She says, "That's sad. My sister's deaf."
Doh.
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haha .. whoops...
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THaC
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Originally Posted by bigred
If you were in the navy the subject would be the same minus the "feel" and "an"
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Originally Posted by bigred
If you were in the navy the subject would be the same minus the "feel" and "an"
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I was in the Navy for 6 years.
On a Submarine.
tyvm
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Originally Posted by THaC
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Originally Posted by bigred
If you were in the navy the subject would be the same minus the "feel" and "an"
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I was in the Navy for 6 years.
On a Submarine.
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How often do they put you in the barrell? I heard its once a week if you're new on that sub.
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