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a500lbgorilla
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11-15-2008, 04:26 PM
Post subject: I feel guilty
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gabe is supposed to call me today to go get lunch or something but I'm hungover as shit and just ate like 8 pounds of greasy random food in my fridge. how lame am I for hoping he doesn't call? Vote via spade rating!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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1 spade being the most lame and 5 spades being not so lame
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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animal_chin
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I voted  . I mean you are pretty lame, but there are lamer things you could have done.
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(10:08:39 PM) Bbickes: animal chin is pretty much the balla i wanna be
(10:08:44 PM) Bbickes: drinking every night
(10:08:48 PM) Bbickes: and ballin hard all day
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a500lbgorilla
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so, like redeemably lame?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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will641
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Originally Posted by animal_chin
I voted . I mean you are pretty lame, but there are lamer things you could have done. |
I voted 2 because this sounded good and it didn't involve thinking.
It's probably a little lamer than that because gabe's so l1v1n
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Hawk
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I voted 1, 2 for the same reasons as above, -1 for making a thread about it.
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wesrman
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You just want people to know you hang with Gabe.
1 spade cuz you're a douche. 
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jyms
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Not to mention how much a lunch with gabe is worth to some people, especially if he was willing to talk poker. We need a negative spade rating.
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Originally Posted by jyms
Not to mention how much a lunch with gabe is worth to some people, especially if he was willing to talk poker. We need a negative spade rating.
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a500lbgorilla
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but 1 spade is the lowest rating possible guys!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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also he didn't call! so all your spades (or lack of them) are for not!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by wesrman
You just want people to know you hang with Gabe.
1 spade cuz you're a douche. |
it was really just the most passive way of apologizing to him for being so lame. I didn't want to call him and tell him and I figured there was a good chance he wouldn't call me anyway since he was drinking late last night as well and was planning on shipping out today some time.
and I wouldn't want to talk poker with him, in all honesty. There's more interesting shit to pick his brains about.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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also hawkfan is harsh!
edit quadfecta!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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swiggidy
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
and I wouldn't want to talk poker with him, in all honesty. There's more interesting shit to pick his brains about.
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I would change my vote to a 3 now if I could.
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5 spades because you're a piece of shit liberal
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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a500lbgorilla
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hi5 spoon for the reverse trolling!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Irisheyes
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Quick delete this before he sees it and make a 'how lame is gabe for not calling thread'!
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bode
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
also he didn't call! so all you spades...
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racist ban!
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by Irisheyes
Quick delete this before he sees it and make a 'how lame is gabe for not calling thread'!
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Originally Posted by bode
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
also he didn't call! so all you spades...
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racist ban! |
wish I could give you guys the 5 spades you deserve!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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ya, wouldn't really like to talk poker irl with ftr people either
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I'd so talk poker with everyone on ftr
it would be EV+ for my game
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a500lbgorilla
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yah but you'd be a lame person
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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swiggidy
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
yah but you'd be a lame person
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Don't listen to him. You should run up to them and go "OMG OMG you're like totally awesome. Uh, uh, how do you play 78s from MP? What's your CO 3betting range!!!"
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hi5 spoon for the reverse trolling!
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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I talk poker stuff all the time with spoon. Or well, he talks poker and I listen, and look kinda confused.
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I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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swiggidy
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Originally Posted by Chelle
I talk poker stuff all the time with spoon. Or well, he talks poker and I listen, and look kinda confused.
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If you met ANYONE else here would you want to talk poker?
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you could have called him, rilla
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Originally Posted by Chelle
I talk poker stuff all the time with spoon. Or well, he talks poker and I listen, and look kinda confused.
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If you met ANYONE else here would you want to talk poker? |
Okay, so I just re-read this all, and have to correct it.
If I met anyone else off here, it would probably be because of Spoon inviting them over. And I would probably be cooking, or some other girly thing.
So no. No poker talk, unless it's with Slevin, and I can throw things at him.
all in good fun, :P
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
you could have called him, rilla
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there was a world of possibilities open to me and I chose to hide behind a rock. then I came to the internets and posted about it. It felt 2 spade lame.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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swiggidy
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Originally Posted by Chelle
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
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Originally Posted by Chelle
I talk poker stuff all the time with spoon. Or well, he talks poker and I listen, and look kinda confused.
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If you met ANYONE else here would you want to talk poker? |
Okay, so I just re-read this all, and have to correct it.
If I met anyone else off here, it would probably be because of Spoon inviting them over. And I would probably be cooking, or some other girly thing.
So no. No poker talk, unless it's with Slevin, and I can throw things at him.
all in good fun, :P |
You're awesome
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sorry shane, i went on a crazy adventure and was so into it that using a phone was the last thing on my mind. if i didnt break my finger i might type out all the crazy stuff that happened.
also, on friday night i was partying at the bar and shane wouldnt come out, so its totally his fault.
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a500lbgorilla
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ha! im not a very good drunk driver :/
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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I didn;t read this at all but in an unrelated note I saw Mystery and Matador from the Pick Up Artist (don't fucking lie I know you watch it too) last night while wasted and it was funny.
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ha! im not a very good drunk driver :/
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cabs bitches! Also, when i was a texas tech, they had this number you could call if you were a student and they would come pick you up for free. It was like a shuttle bus for drunks.
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swiggidy
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ha! im not a very good drunk driver :/
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when i was a texas tech, they had this number you could call if you were a student and they would come pick you up for free. It was like a shuttle bus for drunks. |
This is such a great idea, especially if it's a moderately spacious campus.
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a500lbgorilla
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yah they have that at VT (the hooptie) and ive never used a cab so it wasn't part of my repertoire.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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