Poker Forum

Over 1,246,000 Posts!

REGISTER
Subscribe to FTR web feed
Already Registered?      Username:    Password:   Remember      Forgot Password

Poker Forum

  > 

FTR Community

  > 

i drunk

  
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
WildBobAA
Old 02-05-2006, 05:07 AM     Post subject: i drunk #1 (permalink)  
WildBobAA's Avatar
4-of-a-Kind

Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: lol i dunno
Posts: 1,811
WildBobAA can only hope to improve
Send a message via AIM to WildBobAA
saup yo
 
Reply With Quote

Play for FREE and practice your game at...

Join the FTR Poker Forum to disable these banners and start posting!
vqc
Old 02-05-2006, 05:16 AM #2 (permalink)  
Straight Flush

Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 5,427
vqc
i got drunk dialed.
Reply With Quote
bigred
Old 02-05-2006, 05:52 AM #3 (permalink)  
bigred's Avatar
PROFESSIONAL TROLL

Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
bigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to all
 LOLOLOLOLLOLOLLOL

IIM NOT DRUNJKFJSFJKSDF

IM SOBER IMPAIYRED LOLOLOL

1111111 HI GUYS

LOL
LOL OPERATIONS
 
Reply With Quote
Andy Holt
Old 02-05-2006, 05:54 AM #4 (permalink)  
Andy Holt's Avatar
Flush

Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: They were suited!
Posts: 336
Andy Holt
Send a message via AIM to Andy Holt
WildBob convinces me to play a 3.00 turbo and the chatbox is a warzone:

WildBob182: HE LIKZ *****
WildBob182: LOZL
Dealer: Game #3868257890: Stakked wins pot (375)
Dealer: Game #3868260969: Stakked wins pot (375)
Stakked: when was the last time you touched a woman and didnt have to pay for it
K DiDz: lol
WildBob182: i touch m yug/f's BOOBXZ yetersd ay LOZOL
WildBob182: YOU FUCIN SICK
WildBob182: lOLSZ
WildBob182: LMAOh
Dealer: Stakked, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
WildBob182: saf
Stakked: vn
WildBob182: HAHAHhAhahh
Dealer: Stakked has a pair of Tens
Dealer: Fast4ward has three of a kind, Tens
WildBob182: NH STAKKED
Dealer: Game #3868264767: Fast4ward wins pot (1405) with three of a kind, Tens
Dealer: Limits going up: blinds 100/200
WildBob182: well plzyed
WildBob182: loolz
WildBob182: YOU ARE GOOD
WildBob182: lolz
Stakked: yeah ill wait till i get low and hit 3 pockets in a row
WildBob182: HEY STAKED YOU PARE IN A $3 SNG YOS UCK
Stakked: thats where the skill is at right
WildBob182: LOLZ
Dealer: Game #3868272964: Stakked wins pot (400)
WildBob182: YO UFCINS IC
Stakked: what have you been drinking, paint thinner?
Stakked: rubbing alcohol?
WildBob182: HEY DUD EN IZ HEAND w/ THE AQ GLOL
Dealer: Game #3868277904: snyderman51 wins pot (900)
WildBob182: GOOD PLAY Lozlz
Reply With Quote
Andy Holt
Old 02-05-2006, 05:56 AM #5 (permalink)  
Andy Holt's Avatar
Flush

Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: They were suited!
Posts: 336
Andy Holt
Send a message via AIM to Andy Holt
PokerStars Game #3868297502: Tournament #19212471, Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2006/02/05 - 01:55:10 (ET)
Table '19212471 1' Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: K DiDz (3280 in chips)
Seat 3: Stakked (2275 in chips)
Seat 4: snyderman51 (2570 in chips)
Seat 5: Hollister_AK (1905 in chips)
Seat 6: derdirk (1200 in chips)
Seat 8: Fast4ward (2210 in chips)
Seat 10: WildBob182 (1560 in chips)
derdirk: posts small blind 100
Fast4ward: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hollister_AK [Qs 9s]
WildBob182: raises 1360 to 1560 and is all-in
K DiDz: folds
Stakked: folds
snyderman51: folds
Hollister_AK: folds
derdirk: calls 1100 and is all-in
Fast4ward: folds
WildBob182 said, "LOZLZOLZ"
*** FLOP *** [7c 8s 4s]
WildBob182 said, "LOLZOLZ"
WildBob182 said, "HAHAHAHAHHAH"
*** TURN *** [7c 8s 4s] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [7c 8s 4s 4c] [Ac]
WildBob182 said, "6T YO UFUCIN RULE DUDE"
WildBob182 said, "OMG WTF"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
derdirk: shows [6c Tc] (a flush, Ace high)
WildBob182: shows [Kc Qd] (a pair of Fours)
WildBob182 said, "***DSINF"
Stakked said, "ahahahahahahahahahhahahahah"
derdirk collected 2600 from pot
WildBob182 said, "YO FUCIN SUC KMAN"
WildBob182 said, "WTF"
WildBob182 said, "OSIHDF"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2600 | Rake 0
Board [7c 8s 4s 4c Ac]
Seat 1: K DiDz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Stakked folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: snyderman51 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Hollister_AK (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: derdirk (small blind) showed [6c Tc] and won (2600) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 8: Fast4ward (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 10: WildBob182 showed [Kc Qd] and lost with a pair of Fours
Reply With Quote
bigred
Old 02-05-2006, 06:02 AM #6 (permalink)  
bigred's Avatar
PROFESSIONAL TROLL

Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
bigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to all
 BeeSeeYouZee: omfg
BeeSeeYouZee: I got the squirts so bad
BeeSeeYouZee: I need to never drink again
BeeSeeYouZee: this shit aint cool
LOL OPERATIONS
 
Reply With Quote
Reply
Latest Poker News
KoRnholio Old 05-26-2012, 03:08 PM    Australia Legalized Online Poker coming up in next 6 to 12 Months
According to an email sent out by Mark Bryan, a gaming analyst at Merrill Lynch, the Australian government plans to legalize online poker sometime in the next six to 12 months. This move will coincide ...

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


All times are GMT. The time now is 04:09 PM.

Contact Us - Archive - Top

FTR Testimonials

All content
© FlopTurnRiver.com 		Advertising  |   Partners  |   Testimonials  |   T&C  |   Contact Us  |   FTR News & Press  |   Site Map  |   Search FTR

Full Tilt  |   Titan Poker  |   UltimateBet  |   Poker Stars  |   Ladbrokes Bonus  |   Sportsbook  |   Cake Poker  

Play Texas Holdem Online, Online Texas Holdem Strategy, & Poker Forum
This is not a gambling website.