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Old 12-16-2008, 01:55 AM     Post subject: I call your spider with seven legs and raise you a party #1 (permalink)  
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Probably not as good as dthorne's spider but a close second imo.

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Old 12-16-2008, 01:58 AM #2 (permalink)  
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i liked it more when i read it
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Old 12-16-2008, 02:12 AM #3 (permalink)  
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thats fucking awesome. go david thorne.
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Old 12-16-2008, 02:31 AM #4 (permalink)  
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wow. wtf is this? I liked this one more than the spider. I think I might have had a stroke.
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:21 AM #5 (permalink)  
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wow. wtf is this? I liked this one more than the spider. I think I might have had a stroke.
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:45 AM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:19 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:35 AM #8 (permalink)  
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waaaaay tl;dr
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:38 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:39 AM #10 (permalink)  
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waaaaay tl;dr
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waaaaay tl;dr
Thank you 2+2 man.


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thx for your approval mr 150 post sir
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:46 AM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:47 AM #15 (permalink)  
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wtf, i read it and like 6 people posted in the meantime
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:48 AM #16 (permalink)  
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sooooooooo much beter than spider lol

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yeah, it's just really small type, and a tooon of it
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Old 12-16-2008, 10:45 AM #18 (permalink)  
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Old 12-16-2008, 10:50 AM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 12-16-2008, 10:58 AM #20 (permalink)  
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this is gooood
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:36 PM #22 (permalink)  
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nice pwnage. guy seems like a giant douche
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Old 12-16-2008, 02:06 PM #23 (permalink)  
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Old 12-16-2008, 02:36 PM #24 (permalink)  
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swiggers, is it because you lack a funny bone? we can put you on the transplant list. I have like 6 and we're probably a match!

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Read, enjoyed, laughed, but wouldn't read again. I like the spider much more. Using an mspainted crippled spider as payment is just so much more funny and original than crashing someones private party.

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I like the spider much more. Using an mspainted crippled spider as payment is just so much more funny and original than crashing someones private party.
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Old 12-16-2008, 06:50 PM #27 (permalink)  
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I like the spider much more. Using an mspainted crippled spider as payment is just so much more funny and original than crashing someones private party.
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yep. the sequels are never as good as the original. its still funny though.
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Old 12-16-2008, 08:18 PM #28 (permalink)  
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I like the spider much more. Using an mspainted crippled spider as payment is just so much more funny and original than crashing someones private party.
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Old 12-16-2008, 09:32 PM #30 (permalink)  
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Old 12-17-2008, 01:52 AM #31 (permalink)  
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this is the funniest thing I have read in some time!! Awesome!!
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Old 12-17-2008, 02:48 AM #32 (permalink)  
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"I once leaped across a creek that was over five metres wide and almost made it." LOL.

Better than the spider one i think.

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I thought this was pretty fucking funny, way funnier than the spider one (although that was pretty damn funny too)


 
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Old 12-17-2008, 07:09 AM #34 (permalink)  
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come on now people. what is more funny? being totally oblivious to what someone is saying, or being totally oblivious to what someone is saying with a 7 legged spider and then correcting their mistake with an 8 legged spider as a payment method?
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I like the spider much more. Using an mspainted crippled spider as payment is just so much more funny and original than crashing someones private party.
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Old 12-17-2008, 03:48 PM #38 (permalink)  
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How did he get the guy's email to play the prank?
... serious? It's on the party "invite"


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