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meeloche
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12-16-2008, 01:55 AM
Post subject: I call your spider with seven legs and raise you a party
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Probably not as good as dthorne's spider but a close second imo.
http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html
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bigred
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i liked it more when i read it
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will641
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thats fucking awesome. go david thorne.
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bigred
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Originally Posted by bigred
i liked it more when i read it
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wow. wtf is this? I liked this one more than the spider. I think I might have had a stroke.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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wesrman
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Originally Posted by bigred
i liked it more when i read it
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wow. wtf is this? I liked this one more than the spider. I think I might have had a stroke.
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U ok now???
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flomo
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funny stuff
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Protect dog
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kb coolman
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I could jump through the window like a real ninja.
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swiggidy
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waaaaay tl;dr
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animal_chin
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
waaaaay tl;dr
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Thank you 2+2 man.
BTW no string bets. Looks like you will have to raise next round sir.
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(10:08:39 PM) Bbickes: animal chin is pretty much the balla i wanna be
(10:08:44 PM) Bbickes: drinking every night
(10:08:48 PM) Bbickes: and ballin hard all day
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waaaaay tl;dr
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But it's worth it!
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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meeloche
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
waaaaay tl;dr
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wat
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swiggidy
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
waaaaay tl;dr
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Thank you 2+2 man.
BTW no string bets. Looks like you will have to raise next round sir.
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thx for your approval mr 150 post sir
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animal_chin
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waaaaay tl;dr
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Thank you 2+2 man.
BTW no string bets. Looks like you will have to raise next round sir.
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thx for your approval mr 150 post sir
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(10:08:39 PM) Bbickes: animal chin is pretty much the balla i wanna be
(10:08:44 PM) Bbickes: drinking every night
(10:08:48 PM) Bbickes: and ballin hard all day
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
waaaaay tl;dr
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it's actually quite awesome
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Lukie
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wtf, i read it and like 6 people posted in the meantime
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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sooooooooo much beter than spider lol
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swiggidy
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yeah, it's just really small type, and a tooon of it
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awesome
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yo
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bode
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[x] good stuff
[x] better than the spider
[x] swig fails for tl;dr
[x] cane furniture
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come on Adam
I think I'll start using everyone's real name to show how cool I am
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this is gooood
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nice pwnage. guy seems like a giant douche
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swiggidy
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come on Adam
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I read it and am not impressed. Oh well.
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swiggers, is it because you lack a funny bone? we can put you on the transplant list. I have like 6 and we're probably a match!
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Precisely.
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Halv
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Read, enjoyed, laughed, but wouldn't read again. I like the spider much more. Using an mspainted crippled spider as payment is just so much more funny and original than crashing someones private party.
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I like the spider much more. Using an mspainted crippled spider as payment is just so much more funny and original than crashing someones private party.
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qft
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will641
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Originally Posted by HalvSame
I like the spider much more. Using an mspainted crippled spider as payment is just so much more funny and original than crashing someones private party.
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qft
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yep. the sequels are never as good as the original. its still funny though.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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wufwugy
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at first tldr but then looooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllll
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Originally Posted by HalvSame
I like the spider much more. Using an mspainted crippled spider as payment is just so much more funny and original than crashing someones private party.
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qft
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bigred
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Cane furniture could squish a spider
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jdubs
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this is the funniest thing I have read in some time!! Awesome!!
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wesrman
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"I once leaped across a creek that was over five metres wide and almost made it." LOL.
Better than the spider one i think.
Thanks for posting this.
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UG
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I thought this was pretty fucking funny, way funnier than the spider one (although that was pretty damn funny too)
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will641
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come on now people. what is more funny? being totally oblivious to what someone is saying, or being totally oblivious to what someone is saying with a 7 legged spider and then correcting their mistake with an 8 legged spider as a payment method?
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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flomo
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the spidr is funnier
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Originally Posted by Hawkfan79
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Originally Posted by zook
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Originally Posted by HalvSame
I like the spider much more. Using an mspainted crippled spider as payment is just so much more funny and original than crashing someones private party.
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qft
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Originally Posted by flomo
the spidr is funnier
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QFT.
How did he get the guy's email to play the prank?
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Originally Posted by flomo
the spidr is funnier
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QFT.
How did he get the guy's email to play the prank?
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... serious? It's on the party "invite"
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Thunder
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... serious? It's on the party "invite"
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Lol. Thx. Didn't see that.
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