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spoonitnow
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10-29-2007, 02:57 PM
Post subject: I BE BORED YO
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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spoonitnow
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Fuck I forgot Ripptyde. Ok so:
ripptyde: lol thx for first final table
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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spoonitnow
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see i act like some kinda redneck hick fucker but i'm really gangsta as fuck
btw, yesterday my 12 year old brother headshot a cat out in this field behind our house from ~50 yards with a .22 rifle
KNOW WHY? CUZ WE BREED GANGSTAZ N SHIT
this dairy farming bitch down the road was talking some shit so me and my boys did a drive by on her cows with AK's and nines cuz that's how the fuck we roll
edit: btw the part about my brother shooting the cat is true
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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DRAMAIZATIONAMENTS NOT A REAL PIC
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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spoonitnow
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went to this gay club a few months ago with some chicks i met on myspace and so we were at a table chillin and shit and this old fucker kept trying to get my attention to fuck me or something and i was like haha girls watch this and i tricked faggy mcsaggyballs into buying me a drink then i told him i was straight. all of the bitches were like lol that's some gangsta shit and i was like lol ya.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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spoonitnow
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so this fucker was like lol ur gf is gay so i punched him in the face and was like what now bitch nigga but then he got some of his bois and surrounded me and was like lol we're gonna pwn you but i got mad skillz so i wasn't scared and i was like i'll fuck you til you love me faggot and he was like wtfnoob and came at me and i broke his leg off and beat him with it and his bois went runnign off
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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ChrisTheFish
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Flush
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You crazy yo.
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by ChrisTheFish
You crazy yo.
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HEY GIRL
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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spoonitnow
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i fuck fat chicks b/c they're the only ones who can handle my massive 36 foot cock
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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ChrisTheFish
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Flush
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
i fuck fat chicks b/c they're the only ones who can handle my massive 36 foot cock
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In their mouth obv?
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by ChrisTheFish
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
i fuck fat chicks b/c they're the only ones who can handle my massive 36 foot cock
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In their mouth obv? |
in their fat rolls -- i wrap it around them over and over, etc
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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ChrisTheFish
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Flush
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by ChrisTheFish
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
i fuck fat chicks b/c they're the only ones who can handle my massive 36 foot cock
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In their mouth obv? |
in their fat rolls -- i wrap it around them over and over, etc |
Nice
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b-rabbit
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Straight
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your brother is going to grow up to be a serial killer
http://ezinearticles.com/?Animal-Cru...Minds&id=35856
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do the right thing.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by b-rabbit
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By that logic so are 95% of the males from the county I live in and 80% of the females.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
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jea jea i jez gotsa holla out ta mah boi be reprizentin mafaka aight aight
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
jea jea i jez gotsa holla out ta mah boi be reprizentin mafaka aight aight
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naw nigga you a bat
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
jea jea i jez gotsa holla out ta mah boi be reprizentin mafaka aight aight
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naw nigga you a bat |
Maybe I'm just really tired, but this hit me as the funniest thing ever.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Miffed22001
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
jea jea i jez gotsa holla out ta mah boi be reprizentin mafaka aight aight
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naw nigga you a bat |
Maybe I'm just really tired, but this hit me as the funniest thing ever. |
he needs to post the joke.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
jea jea i jez gotsa holla out ta mah boi be reprizentin mafaka aight aight
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naw nigga you a bat |
Maybe I'm just really tired, but this hit me as the funniest thing ever. |
he needs to post the joke. |
In case someone hasn't heard this one already (by Miffed's request):
A little black boy was born with wings.
He prayed to God asking if he was an angel.
God replied:
Naw nigga, you a bat.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Miffed22001
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
jea jea i jez gotsa holla out ta mah boi be reprizentin mafaka aight aight
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naw nigga you a bat |
Maybe I'm just really tired, but this hit me as the funniest thing ever. |
he needs to post the joke. |
In case someone hasn't heard this one already (by Miffed's request):
A little black boy was born with wings.
He prayed to God asking if he was an angel.
God replied:
Naw nigga, you a bat. |
striiiiiiiike 1!
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spoonitnow
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http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/7011/ssin5.jpg
me 24-tabling 2nl on stars all on the same 17" CRT
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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metalface
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
In case someone hasn't heard this one already (by Miffed's request):
A little black boy was born with wings.
He prayed to God asking if he was an angel.
God replied:
Naw nigga, you a bat.
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LOL. That's a very funny joke! 
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flomo
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Full House
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makes me laugh
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Protect dog
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bode
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since when can you 24 table cash games?
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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kingnat
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Full House
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Originally Posted by bode
since when can you 24 table cash games?
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Since yesterday i think.... not sure if this is a good thing or not...
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by bode
since when can you 24 table cash games?
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I dunno but I'll probably stick with 12 and add 2 every couple of weeks until I'm to a point that I don't think I can handle more.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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