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05-27-2008, 03:46 AM Post subject: I apologise...

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...for poker content in the commune.

But here is a 1480 BB pot.

$0.02/$0.05 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero ($24.71)
UTG+1 ($15.05)
CO ($20.11)
BTN ($41.94)
SB ($5.45)
BB ($26.99)

Pre-flop: ($0.07, 6 players) Hero is UTG

Hero raises to $0.30, 1 fold, BB says "so rigged", Hero says "HE CALLED ME WITH ACE HIGH", CO calls $0.30, BB says "push", BTN raises to $1, 1 fold, BB goes all-in $26.99, Hero folds, UTG+1 says "sick", Hero says "sickkk", BB says "i'm so strong", UTG+1 says "VALUE PUSH", CO goes all-in $19.81, BTN calls $25.99

Flop:

($74.41, 3 players)
Hero says "OMG", UTG+1 says "MOOOOOOOOOOOOODY", BB says "holy ****"

Turn:

($74.41, 3 players)
Hero says "$74 POT AT 5NL"

River:

($74.41, 3 players)
UTG+1 says "HAAHAHAHHAA", BB says "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS", UTG+1 says "BOOOOOOOOOOM", Hero says "lmfao", UTG+1 says "EAT IT", BB says "I'M THE BEST PLAYER EVER", SB says "jajajaja", UTG+1 says "HAAHAHAHHAHAHA", Hero says "NHNHNHNHNH", UTG+1 says "EVEN"

Final Pot: $74.41
BB shows:

CO shows:

BTN shows:

BB wins $71.41 ( won +$44.42 )
Hero lost -$0.30
CO lost -$20.11
BTN lost -$26.99

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05-27-2008, 03:48 AM

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05-27-2008, 03:50 AM

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05-27-2008, 04:00 AM

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i wonder how often the $100 chip sees action at a 5nl table?

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05-27-2008, 04:01 AM

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05-27-2008, 04:12 AM

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I still don't get why Dwarfman and Ryan Seacrest are hanging out

05-27-2008, 04:16 AM

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I CAN TIE A TIE NOW OK FAR RIGHT FOR PROOF

NOW LETS GET BACK TO THE POINT OF THIS THREAD OK!!!!!!!!!!!

pankfish

05-27-2008, 04:17 AM

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are you guys still playing?

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05-27-2008, 04:17 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pankfish

are you guys still playing?

Table Demiddelaer

Search for JustNippedYa

Galapogos

05-27-2008, 04:27 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dwarfman

I CAN TIE A TIE NOW OK FAR RIGHT FOR PROOF

NOW LETS GET BACK TO THE POINT OF THIS THREAD OK!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you give lessons to that guy in the middle?

Quote:

Originally Posted by sauce123

I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.

will641

05-27-2008, 05:13 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dwarfman

I CAN TIE A TIE NOW OK FAR RIGHT FOR PROOF

NOW LETS GET BACK TO THE POINT OF THIS THREAD OK!!!!!!!!!!!

this still looks like a pretty crappy knot. its humongous.

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pankfish

05-27-2008, 05:45 AM

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dwarfman makes sick reads

PokerStars Game #17720943245: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/05/27 - 01:39:55 (ET)
Table 'Vaino' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: dthorne04 ($28.84 in chips)
Seat 3: dwarfman1990 ($19.42 in chips)
Seat 4: Fermion5 ($9.91 in chips)
Seat 5: pankfish ($37.37 in chips)
Seat 6: I_Lie_2_U ($31.90 in chips)
dthorne04 said, "YES"
dwarfman1990: posts small blind $0.02
Fermion5: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pankfish [5s 5c]
dthorne04 said, "YES"
Fermion5 said, "SEXCELLENT"
dthorne04 said, "<3 GALAP"
Fermion5 said, "BOOM HEADSHOT"
JustNippedYa said, "do u want me to sit out till it boots?"
pankfish: calls $0.05
dthorne04 said, "if u don't mind"
I_Lie_2_U: raises $0.20 to $0.25
dwarfman1990 said, "OMG TILT"
dthorne04 said, "the sanctity of the game is important"
dthorne04: calls $0.25
JustNippedYa said, "k you got it"
dwarfman1990: raises $19.16 to $19.41
dthorne04 said, "MUST KEEP IT INTACT"
I_Lie_2_U said, "i was using my image"
dthorne04 said, "TY <3"
Fermion5: folds
pankfish: calls $19.36
I_Lie_2_U: folds
dthorne04: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qc 2c 3c]
dwarfman1990: checks
dthorne04 said, "lol oh no"
pankfish: checks
*** TURN *** [Qc 2c 3c] [4c]
dwarfman1990: checks
pankfish: bets $0.05
dthorne04 said, "LOL"
dthorne04 said, "no"
dthorne04 said, "trust me."
pankfish said, "fold imo"
I_Lie_2_U said, "fold would be legendary"
dthorne04 said, "no"
dthorne04 said, "this is actually fun"
JustNippedYa said, "btw dwarfy, i lost $9 tonight"
dthorne04 said, "i don't want to play with a bunch of nut peddling nits"
dthorne04 said, "i would go play full ring if i did"
dwarfman1990 said, "fk"
dthorne04 said, "LOLLLZZ"
I_Lie_2_U said, "slowrolliing 56cc would also be cool"
pankfish said, "you just aren't getting the odds"
dthorne04 said, "LOL"
dwarfman1990 said, "yeah you played it too well"
dthorne04 said, "<33333333"
dwarfman1990: folds
Uncalled bet ($0.05) returned to pankfish
dthorne04 said, "WHAt"
pankfish collected $37.42 from pot
dthorne04 said, "WHAT"
pankfish: shows [5s 5c] (a flush, Queen high)
dthorne04 said, "WHAT"
dthorne04 said, "WHAT"
dthorne04 said, "WHAT"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $39.37 | Rake $1.95
Board [Qc 2c 3c 4c]
Seat 1: dthorne04 (button) folded before Flop
Seat 3: dwarfman1990 (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 4: Fermion5 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: pankfish collected ($37.42)
Seat 6: I_Lie_2_U folded before Flop

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dthorne04

05-27-2008, 06:08 AM

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diagf pank

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05-27-2008, 06:12 AM

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^^^^ acronym will hates.

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05-27-2008, 06:12 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pankfish

dwarfman makes sick reads

No he doesn't...

PokerStars Game #17720930109: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/05/27 - 01:38:48 (ET)
Table 'Vaino' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: dthorne04 ($29.04 in chips)
Seat 2: JustNippedYa ($20.08 in chips)
Seat 3: dwarfman1990 ($25.82 in chips)
Seat 4: Fermion5 ($9.91 in chips)
Seat 5: pankfish ($37.37 in chips)
Seat 6: I_Lie_2_U ($25.90 in chips)
dthorne04: posts small blind $0.02
JustNippedYa: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to I_Lie_2_U [5c 8d]
dwarfman1990 said, "84"
dwarfman1990: raises $0.15 to $0.20
Fermion5: folds
pankfish: folds
I_Lie_2_U: calls $0.20
dthorne04: calls $0.18
JustNippedYa said, "hit and run ldo"
JustNippedYa: folds
*** FLOP *** [4h Tc Qs]
JustNippedYa is sitting out
dthorne04: checks
dwarfman1990: checks
JustNippedYa said, "later guys"
I_Lie_2_U: bets $0.60
dthorne04: folds
dwarfman1990: raises $1.40 to $2
dthorne04 said, "gn tom"
I_Lie_2_U: raises $1.40 to $3.40
dwarfman1990 said, "C/R C/R"
dthorne04 said, "nice playin w/ you"
dwarfman1990: raises $1.40 to $4.80
dthorne04 said, "go pens imo"
I_Lie_2_U said, "cib baby!"
I_Lie_2_U: raises $1.40 to $6.20
dwarfman1990: calls $1.40
*** TURN *** [4h Tc Qs] [Jc]
Fermion5 said, "damn 6 people in line"
dwarfman1990: checks
JustNippedYa said, "yeah if they can go 2-2 to game 5 i will be ****ing thrilled"
JustNippedYa said, "haha later all"
I_Lie_2_U: bets $19.50 and is all-in
dwarfman1990 said, "lol"
dthorne04 said, "you should jsut sit out tom"
dwarfman1990 said, "help

"
dwarfman1990 said, "Q8"
dwarfman1990: folds
Uncalled bet ($19.50) returned to I_Lie_2_U
Fermion5 said, "BIGGEST POT OF THE NIGHT IMO"
I_Lie_2_U collected $12.40 from pot
dthorne04 said, "til it boots u"
dthorne04 said, "BWNERY"
I_Lie_2_U: shows [5c 8d] (high card Queen)
dthorne04 said, "LOL"
dthorne04 said, "YES"
dwarfman1990 said, "

"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $13.05 | Rake $0.65
Board [4h Tc Qs Jc]
Seat 1: dthorne04 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: JustNippedYa (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: dwarfman1990 folded on the Turn
Seat 4: Fermion5 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: pankfish folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: I_Lie_2_U (button) collected ($12.40)

Quote:

Originally Posted by sauce123

I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.

Galapogos

05-27-2008, 06:27 AM

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Also, where were the rest of you guys? This table was fishy as hell, we were all chasing this one guy...

Quote:

Originally Posted by sauce123

I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.

pankfish

05-27-2008, 06:29 AM

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That pankfish looks like a real up and comer. How did he build such a stack?

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dthorne04

05-27-2008, 06:31 AM

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such sweet sweet ownage.

Seat 1: dthorne04 ($17.70 in chips)
Seat 2: morissa ($8.13 in chips)
Seat 3: le balk ($9.88 in chips)
Seat 4: Fermion5 ($35.26 in chips)
Seat 5: pankfish ($68.89 in chips)
Seat 6: I_Lie_2_U ($25.28 in chips)
dthorne04 said, "i could beat bottom pair"
Fermion5: posts small blind $0.02
pankfish: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dthorne04 [Ac Jc]
dthorne04 said, "if you had a 3 kicker"
dthorne04 said, "

"
I_Lie_2_U: folds
dthorne04: raises $17.65 to $17.70 and is all-in
morissa: calls $8.13 and is all-in
pankfish said, "I have 8 high weeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
le balk: folds
dthorne04 said, "tho i think we were playing baord"
I_Lie_2_U said, "wow"
Fermion5: folds
dthorne04 said, "pank don't suckout again!"
pankfish: calls $17.65
*** FLOP *** [5s 2d 3d]
*** TURN *** [5s 2d 3d] [9d]
dthorne04 said, "44444"
*** RIVER *** [5s 2d 3d 9d] [4d]
pankfish said, "straight draw"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pankfish: shows [4c 8h] (a pair of Fours)
dthorne04: shows [Ac Jc] (a straight, Ace to Five)
dthorne04 collected $18.19 from side pot
morissa: mucks hand
dthorne04 said, "SHIP IT"
pankfish said, "nh"
dthorne04 collected $23.21 from main pot
dthorne04 said, "tyty"

and after you gentlemen left, i bustoed the nit. no, not dwarfman, he already left.

Seat 1: dthorne04 ($41.40 in chips)
Seat 3: le balk ($9.68 in chips)
Seat 4: Fermion5 ($35.24 in chips)
Seat 5: pankfish ($51.44 in chips)
Seat 6: I_Lie_2_U ($25.23 in chips)
I_Lie_2_U: posts small blind $0.02
dthorne04: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dthorne04 [Qc 4c]
le balk: folds
pankfish said, "damn"
morissa has returned
Fermion5: raises $0.35 to $0.40
pankfish: folds
I_Lie_2_U: folds
pankfish leaves the table
dthorne04: calls $0.35
*** FLOP *** [6h 8d Tc]
dthorne04: checks
Fermion5: checks
*** TURN *** [6h 8d Tc] [Kc]
CAM997 joins the table at seat #5
dthorne04 said, "now i have lots of money to overcall riases and fold post flop"
CAM997 is sitting out
dthorne04: bets $0.52
Fermion5: raises $1.38 to $1.90
dthorne04: calls $1.38
*** RIVER *** [6h 8d Tc Kc] [Jc]
dthorne04: bets $39.10 and is all-in
Fermion5 said, "christ"
Fermion5 said, "did you really just do that"
dthorne04 said, "gg"
I_Lie_2_U is sitting out
I_Lie_2_U leaves the table
Fermion5: calls $32.94 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($6.16) returned to dthorne04
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dthorne04: shows [Qc 4c] (a flush, King high)
Fermion5: mucks hand
dthorne04 collected $68.50 from pot

such 1370 bb pots. left up about that much. :P he had 75cc btw

derp

Galapogos

05-27-2008, 06:33 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pankfish

That pankfish looks like a real up and comer. How did he build such a stack?

He got started by confusing 44 with AA preflop and sucked out huge.

POKERSTARS GAME #17720793338: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/05/27 - 01:27:19 (ET)
Table 'Vaino' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: dthorne04 ($44.08 in chips)
Seat 2: JustNippedYa ($17.87 in chips)
Seat 3: dwarfman1990 ($22.49 in chips)
Seat 4: Fermion5 ($10.55 in chips)
Seat 5: pankfish ($17.08 in chips)
Seat 6: I_Lie_2_U ($31.95 in chips)
JustNippedYa: posts small blind $0.02
dwarfman1990: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to I_Lie_2_U [3d 2d]
I_Lie_2_U said, "by one day"
Fermion5: calls $0.05
pankfish: calls $0.05
I_Lie_2_U: calls $0.05
dthorne04: raises $0.25 to $0.30
JustNippedYa: calls $0.28
dwarfman1990: calls $0.25
pankfish said, "lets do this"
I_Lie_2_U said, "i'm in"
I_Lie_2_U said, "..."
Fermion5: raises $3.20 to $3.50
dthorne04 said, "FAMIRY POT"
I_Lie_2_U said, "ALL IN"
pankfish: raises $13.58 to $17.08 and is all-in
I_Lie_2_U said, "yowza"
dwarfman1990 said, "LOL"
I_Lie_2_U said, "Ferm you're in trouble again"
JustNippedYa said, "i can't afford this"
I_Lie_2_U: folds
dthorne04 said, "hmm, i'm up"
dthorne04 said, "let's gamble"
dthorne04: raises $13.58 to $30.66
pankfish said, "i got a pair"
pankfish said, "just sayin"
I_Lie_2_U said, "lol"
I_Lie_2_U said, "i love thi stable"
Fermion5 said, "dude knows im a nit and still shoves on me."
JustNippedYa: folds
pankfish said, "44"
dwarfman1990: folds
Fermion5 said, "gang up on me please"
Fermion5: calls $7.05 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($13.58) returned to dthorne04
*** FLOP *** [4d 5s 9h]
dthorne04 said, "88888888888"
dthorne04 said, "OH NO"
pankfish said, "set"
*** TURN *** [4d 5s 9h] [5h]
pankfish said, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
dthorne04 said, "sigh"
*** RIVER *** [4d 5s 9h 5h] [Qh]
dthorne04 said, "5"
dthorne04 said, "5"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pankfish: shows [4h 4c] (a full house, Fours full of Fives)
pankfish said, "full house!!!!!Q"
dthorne04: shows [8s 8d] (two pair, Eights and Fives)
pankfish collected $12.41 from side pot
Fermion5: shows [Jc Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
pankfish said, "standard"
pankfish collected $30.70 from main pot
JustNippedYa said, "LOL"
dwarfman1990 said, "nh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $45.36 Main pot $30.70. Side pot $12.41. | Rake $2.25
Board [4d 5s 9h 5h Qh]
Seat 1: dthorne04 (button) showed [8s 8d] and lost with two pair, Eights and Fives
Seat 2: JustNippedYa (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: dwarfman1990 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Fermion5 showed [Jc Jh] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Fives
Seat 5: pankfish showed [4h 4c] and won ($43.11) with a full house, Fours full of Fives
Seat 6: I_Lie_2_U folded before Flop

Quote:

Originally Posted by sauce123

I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.

vaks

05-27-2008, 09:57 AM

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lol dwarfman has to wear a tie to school

i had to wear a tie every day for 4 years to high school i hated it at first, but now i have this ballin tie collection... however i never wear a tie anymore and i work for minimum wage... so hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

pankfish

05-27-2008, 11:00 AM

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I don't get it. Why would I fold a full house preflop?

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05-27-2008, 02:59 PM

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dwarfman's winrate = -1363bb/100

05-27-2008, 06:01 PM

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Seen better days.

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05-28-2008, 01:52 AM

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Quote:

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You seriously need to eat a sandwich or something. You make the Olsen Twins look fat, lol.

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05-28-2008, 02:41 AM

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aren't you 12 yet?

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05-28-2008, 09:22 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by swiggidy

aren't you 12 yet?

he appears to have a boostache in the 2nd pick so probably

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05-28-2008, 06:56 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by WildBobAA

imo

LOL OPERATIONS

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05-28-2008, 07:57 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bigred

Quote:

Originally Posted by WildBobAA

imo

Quote:

Originally Posted by sauce123

I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.

bigred

05-28-2008, 09:06 PM

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nh sir

LOL OPERATIONS

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05-28-2008, 09:18 PM

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hahaha

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