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UnbelievableJeff
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06-26-2010, 11:31 PM
Post subject: I am dwarfman
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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I'm dwarfman.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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I agree, Stacks is definitely Sparticus, so crucify the shit out of him.
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Did you just search for your name and respond to every reference to you in the last two years?
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I still think you need a punch in the face.
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Where is Dwarfman's mom?
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pm for T$ deal
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"The bitch is going to die."
-dwarfman referencing Chelle's seizures
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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dwarfman
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Also I just tested and confirmed something hilarious having to do with the forum being switched over to vbulletin. Btw this is spoonitnow.
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Originally Posted by dwarfman
Also I just tested and confirmed something hilarious having to do with the forum being switched over to vbulletin. Btw this is spoonitnow.
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Just confirming that this was me. Apparently old banned accounts weren't carried over or something.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Omg in.
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Wait.. Are we to believe this Unbelievable Jeff fella yet or not?
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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But who is iopq!
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But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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Halv
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Good news is all mods can ban, and my discussions in Vegas lead me to believe nobody gives a shit what we do to trolls. Go ahead, troll, I dare you.
The banned account was unnbanned long before the switch, as all are, incase the IP is blocked for new members
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Who's dwarfman?
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UnbelievableJeff
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BANNED
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Originally Posted by jyms
Good news is all mods can ban, and my discussions in Vegas lead me to believe nobody gives a shit what we do to trolls. Go ahead, troll, I dare you.
The banned account was unnbanned long before the switch, as all are, incase the IP is blocked for new members
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I've been lurking/very occasionally posting since about 2 weeks after I got banned fyi. And nah, I don't really intend to troll.
By the way thanks for the death threats you sent me. The police got involved at the time but unfortunately couldn't track you.
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People who manage to fall into bad times over internet only are not intellect and are very stupid and not having fun in life.
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People who manage to fall into bad times over internet only are not intellect and are very stupid and not having fun in life.
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fortune cookies can be so insightful sometimes.
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UnbelievableJeff
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Ah, the FTR Community - as random as I remember it! Looking forward to getting going again here. Maybe I'll even end up playing more poker and donating you some more money 
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supa
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Sorry I came to FTR to late to catch all of this.
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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You'd be poorly served believing it, in fact.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Imthenewfish
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whos dwarfman or iopq
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spoonitnow
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I'm dwarfman.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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UG
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I'm dwarfman.
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BooG690
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No, me.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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dwarfman
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No me!
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Halv
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I'm iopq?
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Halv
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no u 
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iopq
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No me.
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JKDS
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Wait which one of those was the goddamn batman again?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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Imthenewfish
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whats a batman
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supa
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I am supaman
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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YouTube - Batman: The Animated Series
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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jyms
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The overly welcoming tone of this thread must make you feel so much better that you came back. The only thing worse than coming back to hateful remarks would be the disinterested attitude that you received here. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, unless your a midget child from another country.
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UnbelievableJeff
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jyms
The overly welcoming tone of this thread must make you feel so much better that you came back. The only thing worse than coming back to hateful remarks would be the disinterested attitude that you received here. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, unless your a midget child from another country.
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I'm neither a child or a midget
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UnbelievableJeff
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BANNED
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By the way how are the steroids treating ya my man?
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jyms
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Better than that growth hormone your taking.
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spoonitnow
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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