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you know when you are in a room with a bunch of people, and something happens, then there is an awkward silence? then there is always some idiot that says 'hahah the room just got quiet hahaa.' yea. i hate that guy. i always have. when people say that it pisses me off. who here does that? who here hates it?
ps. this is my worst thread ever but i dont care
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even worse is when someone says in a hushed (or retarded) voice, "awwwwkward ..."
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the best thing to do in a quiet awkward room is awkward animals.
i.e. awkward turtle, awkward elephant, awkward octopus.
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''31 is a prime number''
one guy say it at a party when iot went silent, thing is he was in private conversation talking about. needless to say he was harassed back into his mothers womb.
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Originally Posted by Da GOAT
''31 is a prime number''
one guy say it at a party when iot went silent, thing is he was in private conversation talking about. needless to say he was harassed back into his mothers womb.
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Why? 31 IS a prime number...
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does an akward moment on vent count?
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Originally Posted by Da GOAT
''31 is a prime number''
one guy say it at a party when iot went silent, thing is he was in private conversation talking about. needless to say he was harassed back into his mothers womb.
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Why? 31 IS a prime number... |
i dont care if it is or not!! who the fuck says that at a party? 
parties i have have booze, drugs (tho i dont take them), women (spanish, irish,english etc), police raids (4/5 times), and all else that could happen.
never do i take converse in the art of mathematics. 
BTW i know your joking, just that the guy was also a weaner so he needed flaming
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I pride myself in saying the most awkward things. When the room gets quite I try to say things really loud like "So me and a buddy ended up double teaming that Ho... ho boy i said that a bit loud..."
Or when my buddys ex-girlfriend showed up at one of our parties. "Hey Jason, have you met Brittany?" as I introduce them to each other.
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I pride myself in saying the most awkward things. When the room gets quite I try to say things really loud like "So me and a buddy ended up double teaming that Ho... ho boy i said that a bit loud..."
Or when my buddys ex-girlfriend showed up at one of our parties. "Hey Jason, have you met Brittany?" as I introduce them to each other.
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I pride myself in saying the most awkward things. When the room gets quite I try to say things really loud like "So me and a buddy ended up double teaming that Ho... ho boy i said that a bit loud..."
Or when my buddys ex-girlfriend showed up at one of our parties. "Hey Jason, have you met Brittany?" as I introduce them to each other.
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What are people going to do when you graduate? I can't imagine survive much at all.. |
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Or when my buddys ex-girlfriend showed up at one of our parties. "Hey Jason, have you met Brittany?" as I introduce them to each other.
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Brilliant
I like the "So how about them <insert local sports club>" it usually gets things going again.
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Or when my buddys ex-girlfriend showed up at one of our parties. "Hey Jason, have you met Brittany?" as I introduce them to each other.
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Brilliant
I like the "So how about them <insert local sports club>" it usually gets things going again. |
Good one. I don't think i've ever seen that in a movie or TV show or anything.
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A simple "OU Sucks!!!" should be enough to jump start conversation again round these parts.
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Or when my buddys ex-girlfriend showed up at one of our parties. "Hey Jason, have you met Brittany?" as I introduce them to each other.
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Brilliant
I like the "So how about them <insert local sports club>" it usually gets things going again. |
Good one. I don't think i've ever seen that in a movie or TV show or anything. |
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Mr.-says-awkward-out-loud-when-there's-a-silence-at-a-gathering!!
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glad to see you people have some sense and agree.
i like the '31 is a prime number' one. that makes it too easy to make fun of them.
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Totally agree with this thread and I love situations like that prime number one. The worst moment I had when the room goes silent while someone's talking was when a friend and I were at a crowded loud bar. He was telling me a story about this chick he had hooked up a few nights ago.
Anyway, long story short, he's telling me about one part (nearly shouting because the bar is so loud) and here's how it goes: "So then she says to me" song ends and any kind of sound dies "I REALLY WANT TO SUCK YOUR COCK!!" Everyone spun around so fast to look at the two queers you could literaly hear that whooshing sounds of all their heads simultaneously turning.
I also hate it when people say "Anyways, long story short" like I did but whatever...
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the best thing to do in a quiet awkward room is awkward animals.
i.e. awkward turtle, awkward elephant, awkward octopus.
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I'm awesome. Galapogos is awesome. vqc is also awesome. Swiggidy and Warpe are one tier down. Let's get to it guys.
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31 IS a prime number...
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i dont care if it is or not!! who the fuck says that at a party?
parties i have have booze, drugs (tho i dont take them), women (spanish, irish,english etc), police raids (4/5 times), and all else that could happen.
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Maybe this is because you don't take the drugs...?
I converse about mathematics at parties, as well as anything else that comes to mind. There's nothing un-cool about 31 being prime.
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police raids? that is so high school
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If I'm out at dinner with 6 or more people and things go quiet I will occasionally subtely gather everyone's eyes as if I have something interesting to say, lift up my shirt some, and say
"LOOOOOOK AT MY BELLY"
You can use it on the same group, about once every 6 months or so is best. Clearly you and they should be drinking. If you're out with 6 or more people and you aren't drinking, you should just leave.
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Not quite the same thing, but I had a nightmare like this a while back. I am called at work to go see my Director, we sit down and he starts talking - he asks me this question about some figures I am supposed to have put together - when the whole floor goes quiet and my mobile phone blares out it's Terrence and Philip from South Park ringtone of "Shut your fucking face uncle fucker". luckily I think I managed to subdue the tone in my pocket enough to prevent him hearing it properly, but I'm sure my rating plummetted that day.
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If I'm out at dinner with 6 or more people and things go quiet I will occasionally subtely gather everyone's eyes as if I have something interesting to say, lift up my shirt some, and say
"LOOOOOOK AT MY BELLY"
You can use it on the same group, about once every 6 months or so is best. Clearly you and they should be drinking. If you're out with 6 or more people and you aren't drinking, you should just leave.
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the best thing to do in a quiet awkward room is awkward animals.
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YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT AWKWARD ANIMALS?!?!?!?!??!
Your missing out.
When a room gets awkward, you start acting like an animal.
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the best thing to do in a quiet awkward room is awkward animals.
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YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT AWKWARD ANIMALS?!?!?!?!??!
Your missing out.
When a room gets awkward, you start acting like an animal. |
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31 IS A PRIME NUMBER
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this tends to be the time i let a big fart out.
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"This is the kind of silence I masturbate to."
is the kind of thing i'll say.
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"This is the kind of silence I masturbate to."
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nice!!
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31 IS A PRIME NUMBER
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well good for her, that must be terrible
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well good for her, that must be terrible
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a pain in the ass, you might say??!?!
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ha i just saw this
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the best thing to do in a quiet awkward room is awkward animals.
i.e. awkward turtle, awkward elephant, awkward octopus.
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YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT AWKWARD ANIMALS?!?!?!?!??!
Your missing out.
When a room gets awkward, you start acting like an animal. |
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*acts like an elephant
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