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Old 03-15-2009, 03:59 PM     Post subject: HUNTING A 500LBGORILLA #1 (permalink)  

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I knew that would get your ass here LOL I am new here and not to sure how to get arond this site but I see on all your post about your fish and loaf, I want to have someting like that on my post but I don't want to write it everytime it's good and I want to make it show up evertime lol

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Old 03-15-2009, 04:34 PM #2 (permalink)  
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what gun are you using? 500lbgorillas are hard to bring down. It's well known their strength is based on satanic dark magics so you best have your bullets made of silver and blessed by something holy.

Good call speaking in gibberish, btw. He'll never figure out wtf you're trying to say.

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Old 03-15-2009, 04:59 PM #3 (permalink)  
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umm. wat?
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Old 03-15-2009, 05:36 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 03-15-2009, 08:35 PM #5 (permalink)  
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i'm not too sure but you'll probably have to send him naked pics of yourself....
 
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Old 03-15-2009, 08:38 PM #6 (permalink)  
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I think he wants to know how to make a signature?
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Old 03-15-2009, 09:27 PM #7 (permalink)  

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I think he wants to know how to make a signature?

YES THATS IT, IF THATS WHAT IT'S CALLED ......THANK YOU !


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Old 03-15-2009, 09:31 PM #8 (permalink)  
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its in your profile. Caps lock key is on the far left of your key board.

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Old 03-15-2009, 09:49 PM #9 (permalink)  
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bleh, was hoping for mspaints of guerillas hunting gorillas in the jungle

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Old 03-15-2009, 10:30 PM #10 (permalink)  
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was hoping for screenshots of somebody assraping the head of guerilla games
 
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Old 03-15-2009, 11:18 PM #11 (permalink)  
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someone should probly tell him how to quote also
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Old 03-16-2009, 02:12 AM #12 (permalink)  
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is this going to be a wrestling match? if so let me be your tag-team partner, motherfucking rilla needs to go down!


 
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ok ok, you do a spinebuster and then when he gets up I will DDT him on a steel chair, gogogo


 
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Old 03-16-2009, 02:27 AM #14 (permalink)  
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is this going to be a wrestling match? if so let me be your tag-team partner, motherfucking rilla needs to go down!
Awesome bomb FTW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJnnj...eature=related
 
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Old 03-16-2009, 02:28 AM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 03-16-2009, 02:31 AM #16 (permalink)  
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is this going to be a wrestling match? if so let me be your tag-team partner, motherfucking rilla needs to go down!
Awesome bomb FTW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJnnj...eature=related
OMG!!! hahaha ty that was great
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Old 03-16-2009, 02:33 AM #17 (permalink)  
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is this going to be a wrestling match? if so let me be your tag-team partner, motherfucking rilla needs to go down!
Awesome bomb FTW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJnnj...eature=related
OMG!!! hahaha ty that was great
Ya best big man ever and one of the best of all time imo. Its too bad he hung himself.
 
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Old 03-16-2009, 02:55 AM #18 (permalink)  
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is this going to be a wrestling match? if so let me be your tag-team partner, motherfucking rilla needs to go down!
Awesome bomb FTW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJnnj...eature=related
OMG!!! hahaha ty that was great
Ya best big man ever and one of the best of all time imo. Its too bad he hung himself.
I might be ignorant here, but who is ECW?
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Old 03-16-2009, 03:05 AM #19 (permalink)  
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It was a small wrestling promotion during the 90s that went out of business. It was geared towards adults that wanted to see wrestling more like a sport than a kiddy show. Lots of violence and lots of skill rather than talking. Plus it was funny as hell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aav10...eature=related

I was at a few of these shows.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU0ODeiO7GY
 
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Old 03-16-2009, 03:09 AM #20 (permalink)  
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Oh ya and the crowd was carzy as hell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re1unypDKAE&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etF5Y...eature=related

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Old 03-16-2009, 07:39 PM #21 (permalink)  
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Old 03-16-2009, 07:52 PM #22 (permalink)  
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Old 03-16-2009, 09:37 PM #23 (permalink)  
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men in tights are unappealing to me.

in other news, is there a bounty on rilla's head? we require dead or alive poster imo
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thats crazy stuff, esp those chairs thrown on the two guys by the crowd.
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Old 03-16-2009, 11:46 PM #25 (permalink)  

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yes please tell me how to quote and also how do I get my coozhound to show up? thanks to everybody on how to get signature !!!!! I will be around on this forum so I don't have do it all today be seeing you all ....RUFF
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Old 03-16-2009, 11:55 PM #26 (permalink)  
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 03-17-2009, 12:01 AM #27 (permalink)  

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UG that was great was not trying to start war with the gorrilla but he has some smart ass remark about the CAPS LOCK BUTTON so now going to have let him know how to hunt a 500lbgorrilla


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Old 03-17-2009, 12:04 AM #28 (permalink)  
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oh i got smart ass remarks from here to Uranus

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Old 03-17-2009, 12:08 AM #29 (permalink)  

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thanks 500lbgorilla just knew i would get a lot of feed back from this topic and my answers too !
they say when you go to prison walk up to the biggest motherfucker in the jail and punch him in the face they dont tell you he's gonna beat the shit out of you LOL no hard feelings bro
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hahahha got em!
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Old 03-17-2009, 02:43 AM #31 (permalink)  
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oh i got smart ass remarks from here to Uranus
This might be the best thing you've ever said.
 
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