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michael1123
Old 09-20-2005, 06:17 AM     Post subject: Humorous hand #1 (permalink)  
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These hands are from a $500 turbo SNG.

*********** # 14 **************
PokerStars Game #2618017098: Tournament #12788219, Hold'em No Limit - Level III
(25/50) - 2005/09/20 - 01:49:28 (ET)
Table '12788219 1' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: rrgentry (2460 in chips)
Seat 3: D.K.5 (2010 in chips)
Seat 4: TheWombat (1305 in chips)
Seat 6: michael1123 (1320 in chips)
Seat 7: Rich912 (2725 in chips)
Seat 9: JJProdigy (3680 in chips)
D.K.5: posts small blind 25
TheWombat: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [Ks Ac]
michael1123: raises 100 to 150
Rich912: folds
JJProdigy: calls 150
rrgentry: folds
D.K.5: folds
TheWombat: folds
*** FLOP *** [Js 6h Qd]
michael1123: bets 150
JJProdigy: calls 150
*** TURN *** [Js 6h Qd] [7c]
michael1123: checks
JJProdigy: checks
*** RIVER *** [Js 6h Qd 7c] [6d]
michael1123: checks
JJProdigy: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
michael1123: shows [Ks Ac] (a pair of Sixes)
JJProdigy: shows [Td Tc] (two pair, Tens and Sixes)
JJProdigy collected 675 from pot

michael1123 said, "sick call"
michael1123 said, "only one possible hand I have that you beat, but nice hand"
TheWombat said, "he had 33 beat?"
TheWombat said, "and 44"
TheWombat said, "and t2"
michael1123 said, "yeah, I raise T2 UTG so often"

VERY next time I'm UTG, which was 6 hands later:

*********** # 8 **************
PokerStars Game #2618044068: Tournament #12788219, Hold'em No Limit - Level IV
(50/100) - 2005/09/20 - 01:54:12 (ET)
Table '12788219 1' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: rrgentry (1460 in chips)
Seat 3: D.K.5 (1885 in chips)
Seat 4: TheWombat (2005 in chips)
Seat 6: michael1123 (1570 in chips)
Seat 7: Rich912 (2625 in chips)
Seat 9: JJProdigy (3955 in chips)
D.K.5: posts small blind 50
TheWombat: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [? ?]
michael1123: raises 200 to 300
Rich912: folds
JJProdigy: folds
rrgentry: folds
D.K.5: folds
TheWombat: folds
michael1123 said, "I had to do this this time ....."
michael1123 collected 250 from pot
michael1123: shows [Th 2d] (high card Ten)

TheWombat said, "lol"
michael1123 said, "my first ever raise of T2o UTG, wee"
michael1123 said, "hopefully my last"
TheWombat said, "lol"
TheWombat said, "u do it in rebuy everytime"
michael1123 said, "maybe all in, but not a standard raise"
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Old 09-20-2005, 07:41 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 09-20-2005, 09:48 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 09-20-2005, 10:12 AM #4 (permalink)  
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Um ... there's no strategy here or anything. Its just a for fun hand, as I only raised that hand and posted it because of the side chat. I'm moving it back.

Edit: Or at least I would've, had you moved it. What the hell, you're not even a mod?!
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Old 09-20-2005, 10:19 AM #5 (permalink)  
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I'd move this to Tales but it would take poor michael forever to find it again. Let the little doggy have his day in the sun.

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Old 09-20-2005, 10:25 AM #6 (permalink)  
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Yeah yeah. I originally posted it in the Tales of Poker section, but its really not much of a tale, just a humorous little hand that I wanted to share with my fellow FTR community.

Besides ... who goes to the Tales of Poker section anyway ...
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Old 09-20-2005, 11:05 AM #7 (permalink)  
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This is funny

Shouldn't you kids be sleeping or have you already woke up for school and are just about to take the bus? :P
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Old 09-20-2005, 03:20 PM #8 (permalink)  
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michael, thats funny.
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