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Old 04-19-2005, 04:37 AM #101 (permalink)  
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When I was 16 I was looking forward to the prospect of dating a girl where I drove us to our date.

God, I'm not sure I ever had more hormones than that time.
I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway.
Whatever it is...
I'm against it.
 
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Old 04-19-2005, 07:26 PM #102 (permalink)  
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Lol I have a girlfriend we have been going out for a year and a half. She is awesome, but not when im playing a live game and on the bubble and i hear her say i want to go home. I say out loud i want pocket aces but we all cant get what we want. Next hand i get dealt poket aces. I hold them up (to look at them) she is behind me, and she goes there you have them now lets go. Everyone laughed thinking she was lying. Ace on the flop, someone raised all in, i called i won. Eventually won that night. She didnt mind the money later that night....

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Old 04-19-2005, 09:26 PM #103 (permalink)  
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I would beat someone (even a girl) for revealing my hole cards. that is in no way funny.
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Old 04-19-2005, 10:31 PM #104 (permalink)  
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I would beat someone (even a girl) for revealing my hole cards. that is in no way funny.
Talking about beating women is in no way funny. Seriously.

If you didn't want anyone to react to your cards, you shouldn't reveal them in the first place.
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Old 04-20-2005, 09:17 AM #105 (permalink)  
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Talking about beating women is in no way funny. Seriously.
I think talking about beating women in the right company is usually funny. I definitely wouldn't do it at a battered woman's shelter, but I thought FTR was safe for a few non PC jokes. I don't condone beating women of course, but I was actually more insulted by the criticism of the comment than the comment itself.
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Old 04-20-2005, 03:08 PM #106 (permalink)  
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something doesnt sit right with me about minors gambling...

your young go enjoy life before it passes you by.
"Imagine how it would be to be at the top Making cash money, Go and tour all around the world, Tell stories about all the young girls." - The Prodigy - Girls
 
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Old 07-07-2005, 06:08 PM #107 (permalink)  
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Wait, no that's how many times i masturbate a day.


33 years young and i got less bits on my body than when i came into this world due to a love of motorcycles and above average stupidity
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Old 07-07-2005, 06:16 PM #108 (permalink)  
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Old 07-07-2005, 06:20 PM #109 (permalink)  
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17 now.
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Old 07-07-2005, 06:26 PM #110 (permalink)  
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Old 07-07-2005, 07:12 PM #111 (permalink)  
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20... 21 in in 35 days!
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Old 07-12-2005, 12:39 AM #115 (permalink)  
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Old 07-12-2005, 02:58 AM #116 (permalink)  

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Old 07-12-2005, 12:08 PM #117 (permalink)  
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Old 07-18-2005, 05:05 AM #121 (permalink)  
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443 x 567 x 1142 / 945 *13.95432 - 3.14125 * 0 +27
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Old 07-18-2005, 06:31 PM #122 (permalink)  
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23 since april. And I think that feels old.
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Old 07-19-2005, 07:37 AM #123 (permalink)  
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I R 19 years of age.
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Old 07-19-2005, 10:00 AM #124 (permalink)  
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Old 07-19-2005, 11:39 AM #125 (permalink)  
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I'm 20 1/2 (yes 1/2 and im proud of it! only 1/2 more to go until 21), im not sure if I already posted on this thread if I did oh well lol
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Old 07-20-2005, 12:35 AM #126 (permalink)  
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Old 07-25-2005, 11:17 PM #127 (permalink)  
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Old 07-25-2005, 11:35 PM #128 (permalink)  
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Old 07-26-2005, 01:10 AM #129 (permalink)  
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Old 07-26-2005, 05:26 PM #130 (permalink)  
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Old 07-28-2005, 02:13 PM #131 (permalink)  
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Old 07-28-2005, 10:25 PM #133 (permalink)  

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Old 07-29-2005, 10:19 AM #134 (permalink)  
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something doesnt sit right with me about minors gambling...

your young go enjoy life before it passes you by.
that many young people now spend half there lives on video games anyway that i dont think it matters.. at least poker has a product.

17.. and I only play when i wouldnt be able to go out and do something else anyway. As i'm sure the other guys on here do to. Any minor that is intelligent enough to win at poker is probably also intellegent enough to be out enjoying their life as well.

As for that guy (sorry cant remember who it was, and take to long to go back and find out) who said us young guys should be out pulling chicks.. What young guy isnt thinking about and acting on this?? And if they aren't then they dont deserve any anyway... I'm quite satified with a life that includes poker and girls.. and all the beer i like for that matter.
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Old 07-29-2005, 03:49 PM #135 (permalink)  
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This thread is the least elaborate trap in FTR history, do you see why?

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