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Humphrind
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Kansas City
Posts: 1,887
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When I was 16 I was looking forward to the prospect of dating a girl where I drove us to our date.
God, I'm not sure I ever had more hormones than that time.
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I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway.
Whatever it is...
I'm against it.
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Muxy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Canadian LOLUH'S AND AMERICAN LOLUHS
Posts: 1,529
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Lol I have a girlfriend we have been going out for a year and a half. She is awesome, but not when im playing a live game and on the bubble and i hear her say i want to go home. I say out loud i want pocket aces but we all cant get what we want. Next hand i get dealt poket aces. I hold them up (to look at them) she is behind me, and she goes there you have them now lets go. Everyone laughed thinking she was lying. Ace on the flop, someone raised all in, i called i won. Eventually won that night. She didnt mind the money later that night....
True Story.
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
Posts: 706
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I would beat someone (even a girl) for revealing my hole cards. that is in no way funny.
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Zangief
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Flush
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Massachusetts, USA
Posts: 370
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I would beat someone (even a girl) for revealing my hole cards. that is in no way funny.
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Talking about beating women is in no way funny. Seriously.
If you didn't want anyone to react to your cards, you shouldn't reveal them in the first place.
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lonnie
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Full House
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 923
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Talking about beating women is in no way funny. Seriously.
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I think talking about beating women in the right company is usually funny. I definitely wouldn't do it at a battered woman's shelter, but I thought FTR was safe for a few non PC jokes. I don't condone beating women of course, but I was actually more insulted by the criticism of the comment than the comment itself.
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Element187
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Orlando, FL
Posts: 802
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something doesnt sit right with me about minors gambling...
your young go enjoy life before it passes you by.
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"Imagine how it would be to be at the top Making cash money, Go and tour all around the world, Tell stories about all the young girls." - The Prodigy - Girls
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tjp
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 50
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Wait, no that's how many times i masturbate a day.
33 years young and i got less bits on my body than when i came into this world due to a love of motorcycles and above average stupidity
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euphoricism
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Your place or my place
Posts: 3,610
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Stop bumping dead posts
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Muxy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Canadian LOLUH'S AND AMERICAN LOLUHS
Posts: 1,529
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17 now.
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AHiltz
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Coldbrook, NS
Posts: 1,589
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bencathers
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Flush
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Manhattan & Boston
Posts: 480
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20... 21 in in 35 days!
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D3scride
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 67
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CoxhEd
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Straight
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 141
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bobmarlon
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 14
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Loser's Lounge
Posts: 2,322
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27, getting ever nearer to that "wierd" 30-ish age...
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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copa
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: MoCo
Posts: 43
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18....well sort of
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old total profit: about $450 or so
goal before school starts (8/20): $1k more
progress: $194
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StarlightCoast
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One Pair
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 15
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Irisheyes
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: over there
Posts: 3,708
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20, the big 1/5 of a centuary!
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Tuna
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vancouver, Canada
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mgobluefb
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Straight
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 172
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Final Gauntlet Standings: 5th, Money Won: $128.97, Points: 195.30
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SnoT_III
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Straight
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Titusville, Fl
Posts: 151
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443 x 567 x 1142 / 945 *13.95432 - 3.14125 * 0 +27
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21708.214037?
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koality
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Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 8
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23 since april. And I think that feels old.
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andr3w321
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Flush
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Chapel Hill, NC
Posts: 413
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I R 19 years of age.
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realgenius
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Straight
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Milwaukee, WI
Posts: 152
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This is a true story. I'm not a paid actor. FTR does not guarantee any results. People can and do lose money when playing poker.
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spino1i
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: 25/50's f'in hard!
Posts: 893
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I'm 20 1/2 (yes 1/2 and im proud of it! only 1/2 more to go until 21), im not sure if I already posted on this thread if I did oh well lol
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BR now: $106900
Playing now: $10/10/20 - $20/40 NL live, $10/20 NL full ring online, $10/20 NL 6-max online, $20/40 FL 6-max online, $100/200 FL live
Goal: $125000 for $25/50 NL live
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elanto
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Full House
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 1,117
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<dwarfman> No I had sex for the first time on 23rd March 2005 at 11.56pm.
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TheReverend
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Northeast Arkansas
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sandstorm
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Flush
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Sweden
Posts: 573
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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Dislexsik
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Full House
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: On the grind
Posts: 832
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bair
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Full House
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 953
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black666
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Vienna, Austria (Europe)
Posts: 49
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25 here
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"You play for a living, it's like any other job. You don't gamble, you grind it out. Your goal is to win one big bet an hour. That's it. Get your money in when you have the best of it, protect it when you don't. Don't give anything away."
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greggy
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Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 18
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SixT-4
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 5
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17. I'm gonna be 18 in three months. Woo!
First post.
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BIGandRICH
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Flush
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Jazz Club
Posts: 419
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something doesnt sit right with me about minors gambling...
your young go enjoy life before it passes you by.
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that many young people now spend half there lives on video games anyway that i dont think it matters.. at least poker has a product.
17.. and I only play when i wouldnt be able to go out and do something else anyway. As i'm sure the other guys on here do to. Any minor that is intelligent enough to win at poker is probably also intellegent enough to be out enjoying their life as well.
As for that guy (sorry cant remember who it was, and take to long to go back and find out) who said us young guys should be out pulling chicks.. What young guy isnt thinking about and acting on this?? And if they aren't then they dont deserve any anyway... I'm quite satified with a life that includes poker and girls.. and all the beer i like for that matter.
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villain goes AI
i call with a set (i have him owned)
i win pot
villain: **** this, this site is bullshit, ******* rigged, suck out ****
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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This thread is the least elaborate trap in FTR history, do you see why?
-'rilla
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elanto
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Full House
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 1,117
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This thread is the least elaborate trap in FTR history, do you see why?
-'rilla
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no enlgighten us oh great monkey
-anto
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