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meeloche
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11-03-2007, 06:25 AM
Post subject: How much are you worth dead?
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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www.justsayhi.com/bb/cadaver
My dead body is worth 4600$, beat that!
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EzDuzIt
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Green Bay
Posts: 915
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$5465 ship it
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thizzSantaCruz
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Full House
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Santa Cruz
Posts: 894
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i dont know you'd have to ask the people that put the price out on my head. i was in on my own jack move??? bullshit.
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Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 4,836
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Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner
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gabe
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Moderator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: trying to live
Posts: 7,964
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worth more than what it says
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BankItDrew
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Losing Prop Bets
Posts: 2,789
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$3300
.... beat.. that.. ?
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Marry Me Cheryl!!!
Posts: 8,181
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my life insurance is worth much more
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IRC Chat Room
Posts: 5,406
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4640
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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4375, I was expecting worse.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Deanglow
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Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: lol
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5300
But why I am worth more dead than alive
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $3840!
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ChrisTheFish
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Flush
Join Date: Sep 2006
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$5165, i expect a lot worse.
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biondino
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4-of-a-Kind
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Man I am worth so little. I reckon they sell human hair for profit, these dudes.
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biondino
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4-of-a-Kind
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner
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What was it that made you so special? Elephantiasis? Prosthetic limb?
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ChrisBCritter
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Full House
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Falmouth, ME
Posts: 781
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Got it up to 9975 being a Giant albino 12 year old with elephantitis and really long hair!
funny shit
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Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
Join Date: Feb 2006
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LOL's
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thepokervirgin
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 5
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I'm only worth $3500.
Do you get more for being healthy or unhealthy?
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Loser's Lounge
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More for being healthy in the you take care of yourself by not smoking sense, and unhealthy in the your big ass was born with elaphantitius sense.
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Halv
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pro crastinator
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: No hindsight for the blind.
Posts: 1,842
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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4625!
I dont know what hernia is so I answered "no" on that one. And wtf, didn't they already ask if I have elephanttits in the "are you obese" one?
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AHiltz
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Coldbrook, NS
Posts: 1,589
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$500,000. My kids will be well taken care of in my absense.
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