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How much internetz porn do you have?

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  • <25 GB

    21 56.76%
  • 25-100 GB

    5 13.51%
  • 100+ GB

    5 13.51%
  • none because of significant other

    5 13.51%
  • none because I'm a girl

    1 2.70%
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  1. #1
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    Default How much internetz porn do you have?

    See above

    {edited at swig's request to add another option}

    ty sir

    someone else please change MB to GB. If you're voting pretend it's GB
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    ahahahahaha
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    4th option, my girlfriend is actually pretty computer literate...


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    100 megs isn't that much, unless we're talking jpegs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grnydrowave2
    100 megs isn't that much, unless we're talking jpegs.
    oops, fuck, what a noob

    EDIT: mod please change MB to GB in poll, kthx
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    lol, cable guy just came. I left my porn folder open and he just sits down to check the signal strength.
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    My wife and I have an understanding about this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord
    My wife and I have an understanding about this.
    Translation: I have a special folder for midget anal sex and the password protection is not privied information.
    Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silly String
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord
    My wife and I have an understanding about this.
    Translation: I have a special folder for midget anal sex and the password protection is not privied information.
    Ummmm no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord
    Quote Originally Posted by Silly String
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord
    My wife and I have an understanding about this.
    Translation: I have a special folder for midget anal sex and the password protection is not privied information.
    Ummmm no.
    he has a folder of anal sex, hence why whenevr anal gets discussed he appears in a thread.
  11. #11
    I think I would watch an internet porn if someone sent it to me, but I would never go looking for it.

    No one's sent me one yet

    This is not an invitation to send me porn.
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    sure sounds like it
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    Romance Novels and Vibrators are the equivelents for women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    ^ umm NSFW
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    sure sounds like it
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    waaaay less than 25 gb
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    I'd be impressed if someone has more than 25gb...especially over 100.
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    where would any of us be w/o porn, beer, poker...

    and the fact that a mouse/touchpad only requires one hand?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmind
    I'd be impressed if someone has more than 25gb...especially over 100.
    Before kaza got gehy you could download divx dvds that were 600-800MB so it's pretty easy.

    If you were talking just the standard 10-30 sec clips yeah, you would need like 10,000.
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    i find it funny that there isn't a "none because even though im a man and straight, i don't care much for porn"

    ps, less than 25gb
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    i find it funny that there isn't a "none because even though im a man and straight, i don't care much for porn"
    aren't they extinct?
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  23. #23
    solution for those who don't want to save it on your computer:

    youporn.com
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  25. #25
    meh... bittorrent makes it way too easy to fill a hd with porn. Quality res dvd rips are >1gb. You just cue stuff up, and let it run in the background.
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    I have 1 folder named Hot Porn. It has 4 full length videos, a bunch of 30 second clips and a couple of sets of pictures.
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
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    27.4 GB in a folder discreetly labeled "DFS," which stands for Dirty Filthy Smut.
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    I once saw a guy sharing 500GB of porn on one of the P2P networks
  29. #29
    NSFW

    www.youporn.com
    www.pornotube.com


    Which is why I've barely got any porn on my comp.
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    (NSFW) www.redtube.com thank me later
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmind
    (NSFW) www.redtube.com thank me later
    now i have to clean my keyboard.

    I hate you.
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