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View Poll Results: Porn Volume?
<25 GB 21 56.76%
25-100 GB 5 13.51%
100+ GB 5 13.51%
none because of significant other 5 13.51%
none because I'm a girl 1 2.70%
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How much internetz porn do you have?

  
 
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Old 09-28-2007, 05:34 PM     Post subject: How much internetz porn do you have? #1 (permalink)  
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{edited at swig's request to add another option}

ty sir

someone else please change MB to GB. If you're voting pretend it's GB
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Old 09-28-2007, 05:35 PM #2 (permalink)  
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4th option, my girlfriend is actually pretty computer literate...


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Old 09-28-2007, 05:48 PM #4 (permalink)  
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100 megs isn't that much, unless we're talking jpegs.
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Old 09-28-2007, 05:51 PM #5 (permalink)  
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100 megs isn't that much, unless we're talking jpegs.
oops, fuck, what a noob

EDIT: mod please change MB to GB in poll, kthx
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Old 09-28-2007, 06:35 PM #6 (permalink)  
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lol, cable guy just came. I left my porn folder open and he just sits down to check the signal strength.
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Old 09-28-2007, 06:42 PM #7 (permalink)  
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My wife and I have an understanding about this.
 
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Old 09-28-2007, 07:10 PM #8 (permalink)  
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My wife and I have an understanding about this.
Translation: I have a special folder for midget anal sex and the password protection is not privied information.
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Old 09-28-2007, 07:15 PM #9 (permalink)  
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My wife and I have an understanding about this.
Translation: I have a special folder for midget anal sex and the password protection is not privied information.
Ummmm no.
 
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Old 09-28-2007, 07:26 PM #10 (permalink)  
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My wife and I have an understanding about this.
Translation: I have a special folder for midget anal sex and the password protection is not privied information.
Ummmm no.
he has a folder of anal sex, hence why whenevr anal gets discussed he appears in a thread.
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:02 PM #11 (permalink)  
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I think I would watch an internet porn if someone sent it to me, but I would never go looking for it.

No one's sent me one yet

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Old 09-28-2007, 09:13 PM #12 (permalink)  
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sure sounds like it
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Romance Novels and Vibrators are the equivelents for women.
 
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:35 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 09-28-2007, 11:55 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Old 09-29-2007, 12:01 AM #17 (permalink)  
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waaaay less than 25 gb

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Old 09-29-2007, 06:58 AM #18 (permalink)  
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I'd be impressed if someone has more than 25gb...especially over 100.
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Old 09-29-2007, 04:37 PM #19 (permalink)  
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where would any of us be w/o porn, beer, poker...

and the fact that a mouse/touchpad only requires one hand?
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Old 09-29-2007, 04:53 PM #20 (permalink)  
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I'd be impressed if someone has more than 25gb...especially over 100.
Before kaza got gehy you could download divx dvds that were 600-800MB so it's pretty easy.

If you were talking just the standard 10-30 sec clips yeah, you would need like 10,000.
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Old 09-29-2007, 05:03 PM #21 (permalink)  
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i find it funny that there isn't a "none because even though im a man and straight, i don't care much for porn"

ps, less than 25gb
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i find it funny that there isn't a "none because even though im a man and straight, i don't care much for porn"
aren't they extinct?
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Old 09-29-2007, 07:25 PM #23 (permalink)  
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solution for those who don't want to save it on your computer:

youporn.com
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Old 09-30-2007, 12:02 AM #24 (permalink)  
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Old 09-30-2007, 05:34 AM #25 (permalink)  
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meh... bittorrent makes it way too easy to fill a hd with porn. Quality res dvd rips are >1gb. You just cue stuff up, and let it run in the background.
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Old 09-30-2007, 01:16 PM #26 (permalink)  
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I have 1 folder named Hot Porn. It has 4 full length videos, a bunch of 30 second clips and a couple of sets of pictures.

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Old 09-30-2007, 01:54 PM #27 (permalink)  
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27.4 GB in a folder discreetly labeled "DFS," which stands for Dirty Filthy Smut.
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Old 09-30-2007, 02:30 PM #28 (permalink)  

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I once saw a guy sharing 500GB of porn on one of the P2P networks
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Old 09-30-2007, 04:02 PM #29 (permalink)  
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www.youporn.com
www.pornotube.com


Which is why I've barely got any porn on my comp.
 
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(NSFW) www.redtube.com thank me later
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(NSFW) www.redtube.com thank me later
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Old 09-30-2007, 10:24 PM #32 (permalink)  
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