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mtbottle
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05-06-2005, 02:11 PM
Post subject: How much to go to prison?
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Would you go to prison for 10 years for $10,000,000?
How about 1 year for $1,000,000?
Wheres the cutoff?
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Grand_MasterB
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Flush
Join Date: Jul 2004
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is this the office space "federal pound me in the ass prison?" bc if so no amount of money is worth it
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Straight
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: MA
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Ive visited a prison once, the stories there are abslutely horrible. The are many group rapings that go on. As well as one poor soul who was tied down to his bed, and then lit on fire....
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Freedom >> money
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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The_Cheat
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Straight
Join Date: Mar 2005
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I could do a year for a million. any more time than that, and it wouldnt be worth it
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Aceofone
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Flush
Join Date: Jun 2004
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I'd try 2 years for 2 mill, whether or not I make it depends on the prison.
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jmrogers7
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Full House
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You could not pay me enough to do this. I value my ass. It's my ass, stay away from it!
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gabe
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1 year for 1 million sounds good
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10 minutes for the fast food is the only option.
Prison sucks.
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sykotik489
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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A better question would be how much would it cost for you to go to jail for x # of years. So heres mine how much could someone offer you that would convince you to spend 3 years in jail?
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a500lbgorilla
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Depends on my age when I go, the older I get, the cheaper my price.
ESPECIALLY if I had a years heads up and an advance.
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Legendash
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a Mil a year works out at $114/hr, every hour. i could cope with going to sleep and waking up 1000 better off, would offset much of the hardship. It really depends on the prison, and if the other prisoners found out how much i was getting paid!
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Les_Worm
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I couldn't do any time. I've seen and heard so many terrible stories through some criminal justice classes that I am taking. 10 min. for big mac and coke is about all I'm willing to do.
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Full House
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so you would be willing to get pounded in the ass for 10 minutes for a big mac and a coke? what has this world come to?
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Les_Worm
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
so you would be willing to get pounded in the ass for 10 minutes for a big mac and a coke? what has this world come to?
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I hear the ass pounding doesn't start for at least 30 minute so I'd be good.
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pokerfanatic
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I don't have any sex appeal I’m good for 10years... (Note: I voted this to be a smart ass I couldn't really probably even handle a year)... but i would prob try a year for a mil...
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Admerylous
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Depending on the type of prison, I would likely do one year for one million. Also, the older I become the more willing I am sure I would be to do longer periods of time.
How about a summer for $250K?
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a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by Admerylous
Depending on the type of prison, I would likely do one year for one million. Also, the older I become the more willing I am sure I would be to do longer periods of time.
How about a summer for $250K?
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Screw "a summer." How's about "a fall" or some less sweet season?
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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