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01-13-2006, 12:30 PM
Post subject: How Men Think....
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Flush
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: SCOTLAND
Posts: 295
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How men think:
I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We
lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to
enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be
interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that magic.
Wow! I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a
bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge.
"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying
that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a
great lover.
"Anyway, she giggled, I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to fuck off.
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Rondavu
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4-of-a-Kind
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I don't think that way.
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: back with a vengeance
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define 'a few pounds'.
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Andy Holt
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Flush
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: They were suited!
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I laughed.
maybe
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ProZachNation
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Full House
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Over there!
Posts: 801
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AM I the only one who doesnt like stick girls?
I like curves, I dont care if a girl has a few extra pounds if she has nice curves and a pretty face.
I hate girls who are super skinny and thier face is all sunken and shit.
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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Rondavu
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4-of-a-Kind
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I like very skinny women. Paris Hilton would do it for me. So would Gwen Stephani. I know it's not normal. My girlfriend is 100 pounds soaking wet. It might be because I don't like to cook. I've had one overweight girlfriend my entire life. She had biggins.
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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Kessler
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Straight
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Las Vegas
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I'm all about fit. It's not a matter of if she's "Skinny", but she has to be in decent shape. I've had a couple of bigguns in my day before I knew any better, but once you curl up next to a rock hard personal trainer, you'll never go back. 
And fakies are a wonderful thing.
-Kes
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If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
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DaNutsInYoEye
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: St. Louis
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
AM I the only one who doesnt like stick girls?
I like curves, I dont care if a girl has a few extra pounds if she has nice curves and a pretty face.
I hate girls who are super skinny and thier face is all sunken and shit.
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I'm with you ProZach. I can't stand skinny girls. If I wanted to fuck a bunch of bones then I'd go dig some up.
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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journey075
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Full House
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skinny girls are the best.
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swiggidy
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4-of-a-Kind
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Rondavu
I've had one overweight girlfriend my entire life. She had biggins.
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QFT
I'm not necessarily stuck on skinny, but I can't stand a couple extra pounds. Why do athletic girls always get left out of this conversation? You've got more than bones and a tight body. Mmmm
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Greedo017
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: wearing the honors of honor and whatnot
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i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
Posts: 706
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thats just wrong.
I hate skinny girls too, they are just gross. fit is fine, nice and soft is better though. Not fat, fat is gross, rolls are gross. I like girls who take care of themselves, but still have a lil squish to htem 
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