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View Poll Results: of spoonitnow's threads will get locked by the end of the year?
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Old 04-24-2008, 04:49 AM     Post subject: How many... #1 (permalink)  
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keep in mind it is probably already around 8, just a rough guess.
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Old 04-24-2008, 02:20 PM #2 (permalink)  
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STD.

He does have a high content to lock ratio still. Granted, he has been a little off lately. I think he is funny, but the last little while has been more about pissing people off than being funny. I think he will be back, and I predict a great content/theory post in the near future as well.
 
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Old 04-24-2008, 02:55 PM #3 (permalink)  
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im not offended by what he says, but other ppl seem to be, and probably 5 threads have been locked in the past week.
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Old 04-24-2008, 11:37 PM #4 (permalink)  
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<dwarfman> its a curse that the people who big contributors to IRC always seem to get banned from the forums
Nah, I doubt I'll ever get banned unless I quit poker. I'm sure that I will have threads locked later in the year, but in the vast majority of the time, it's not just for the hell of it. The only real thing that has been an issue as of late was the whole Brandi suicide thing, which many people agree wasn't handled particularly well, but shit happens and nobody's perfect and I don't think it's reasonable to expect anyone to be (referring to 'rilla).

For what it's worth, I thought Brandi was decent-looking, but it was obvious that the girl was psycho, and a lot of the crap that her image was built on just came back to bite her in the ass after her death (ie: dick on the back, "I will fly one day" in blood on the bathroom wall, being a borderline whore, and so on).

It's rather well-known that I impulsively push peoples buttons, although I tend to keep most of that here in the community forum.
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Old 04-25-2008, 03:21 AM #5 (permalink)  
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For seeming like an intelligent person you make a lot of dumb decisions.

Do you spend a significant amount of time in RL thinking of ways to get under people's skin? Because that's not good teacher material. And if not, maybe you should realize that X is trying to avoid lol @ interwebs around here. (note, this message is not endorced by, or approved by FTR, not does it necessarily reflect the views of the majority). Or is bbv4life too easy?
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Old 04-25-2008, 03:36 AM #6 (permalink)  
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please please dont let this forum go the route of becoming uptight and unfunny

if people would just learn to cover their vagina when they sit in sand there wouldn't be so many sandy vaginas.
 
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Old 04-25-2008, 03:51 AM #7 (permalink)  
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if people would just learn to cover their vagina when they sit in sand there wouldn't be so many sandy vaginas.
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Old 04-25-2008, 04:04 AM #8 (permalink)  
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please please dont let this forum go the route of becoming uptight and unfunny
I agree and this won't happen.

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Old 04-25-2008, 05:20 AM #9 (permalink)  
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please please dont let this forum go the route of becoming uptight and unfunny
I agree and this won't happen.

Do you want humor at any expense, or do you draw a line?
it is my opinion that i have yet to discover unwarranted humor. im sure its exists though. granted, i care about humor more than just about anybody.
 
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Old 04-25-2008, 05:28 AM #10 (permalink)  
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please please dont let this forum go the route of becoming uptight and unfunny
I agree and this won't happen.

Do you want humor at any expense, or do you draw a line?
it is my opinion that i have yet to discover unwarranted humor. im sure its exists though. granted, i care about humor more than just about anybody.
weird, really? you can't think of anything?

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Old 04-25-2008, 06:09 AM #11 (permalink)  
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not really.

if its funny its funny. and funny is good
 
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Old 04-25-2008, 06:22 AM #12 (permalink)  
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not really.

if its funny its funny. and funny is good
Exactly. I don't have any problem seeing the humor in any good joke, even if it's something I wouldn't agree with.

I'll laugh at a good racism joke even though I'm not racist.
I'll laugh at a good dead baby joke even though I have a small child of my own.
I'll laugh at any joke aimed at me specifically as long as it's actually funny.

A good joke is always funny.
 
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Old 04-25-2008, 06:38 AM #13 (permalink)  
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not really.

if its funny its funny. and funny is good
Exactly. I don't have any problem seeing the humor in any good joke, even if it's something I wouldn't agree with.

I'll laugh at a good racism joke even though I'm not racist.
I'll laugh at a good dead baby joke even though I have a small child of my own.
I'll laugh at any joke aimed at me specifically as long as it's actually funny.

A good joke is always funny.
i mean, funny is funny sure, but you can't seriously think of anything that someone could say trying to be funny, and others may find funny, that was unwarranted or wrong?

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if i dont think its funny it aint funny. i got the market cornered on this shit.

besides, just because something is good to one person or in one way doesn't mean it is to all people or all ways. anything ever is always going to be unwarranted by something somewhere.

its all mainly about providing perspective on things. generally speaking, its more fulfilling to find the humor in situations than the negative. generally speaking, its more fulfilling to let things go than to harp on them.

also, things that have humor attatched to them to somebody are most often of a different nature than truly serious things. this isn't always true because extremes exist, but eh. i cannot recall the last time i was offended by something that was considered funny in some way.
 
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Old 04-25-2008, 07:15 AM #15 (permalink)  
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please please dont let this forum go the route of becoming uptight and unfunny

if people would just learn to cover their vagina when they sit in sand there wouldn't be so many sandy vaginas.
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Old 04-25-2008, 10:11 AM #16 (permalink)  
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For seeming like an intelligent person you make a lot of dumb decisions.

Do you spend a significant amount of time in RL thinking of ways to get under people's skin? Because that's not good teacher material. And if not, maybe you should realize that X is trying to avoid lol @ interwebs around here. (note, this message is not endorced by, or approved by FTR, not does it necessarily reflect the views of the majority). Or is bbv4life too easy?
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please please dont let this forum go the route of becoming uptight and unfunny

if people would just learn to cover their vagina when they sit in sand there wouldn't be so many sandy vaginas.
This is post of the year and it's not even close, and I mean this with 100% sincerity.
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If I could cover, and therefore uncover my vagina as well, I wouldn't leave the house.
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if people would just learn to cover their vagina when they sit in sand there wouldn't be so many sandy vaginas.
If I could cover, and therefore uncover my vagina as well, I wouldn't leave the house.
This is pretty fuckin good too.
 
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