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01-06-2006, 10:35 PM
Post subject: How To Lose Friends 101
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In a recent MSN conversation...
Me: What's with all these flowers on everyone's names?
Ross: in consideration of the 3 year old girl that was raped
Ross: you should do it too
Me: Ah ok, well I'm sure you know my opinion on the matter.
Me: Fuck them all.
Me: In more than 1 way.
Ross: no
Ross: ur sick
Me: Kidding?
Ross: thats not funny
*** Ross may not respond as he/she appears to be offline ***
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journey075
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Rabid Dog
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dwarfman, you and I dont know each other. But thats a 3 year old girl your talking about. Not funny. Not only because its a 3 year old girl, but rape is not funny either. Even if your kidding.
There was a lady in this area a number of years ago that worked at the base I worked at. Winter time, she lost control of her car and broke her neck. Someone stopped and instead of helping her decided to rape her.
I fail to see the humor. And doubt I ever would.
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Originally Posted by Rabid Dog
I fail to see the humor. And doubt I ever would.
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British humour is bitter to the point of downright offending (see Ricky Gervais as a perfect example - in fact, this joke is kinda copying a routine he did  ). Sorry to offend you.
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Warpe
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Originally Posted by dwarfman
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Originally Posted by Rabid Dog
I fail to see the humor. And doubt I ever would.
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British humour is bitter to the point of downright offending (see Ricky Gervais as a perfect example - in fact, this joke is kinda copying a routine he did ). Sorry to offend you. |
I'm with you, dwarfie, but then, I'm British. We INVENTED sick humor. Comes from years of being stuck on an island eating beans on burnt toast. No subject is off limits as far as I'm concerned.
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Muxy
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Omfg 0fensif!!!!! block dis threafs quidcks befroes all peoepls starts complainssn
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gabe
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satanik!
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boost
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Rabid Dog, we have been over this in other threads, it might not be funny to you for whatever reason, but I dont think you should damn him for his joke. If you do, I promise you either never laugh, or you are a hypocrite. Theres always that one person with the retarded brother, or a best freind that comitted suicide, or a little sister that died from british nanny syndrom (aka: shaken baby syndrome).
Im sure youve laughed at some jokes on theses subjects, or other ones that would offended someone terribly.
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Rabid Dog
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
If you do, I promise you either never laugh, or you are a hypocrite.
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Wrong!
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Theres always that one person with the retarded brother, or a best freind that comitted suicide, or a little sister that died from british nanny syndrom (aka: shaken baby syndrome).
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None of the above. But I did have a daughter die at 6 weeks old of a being born with an extra chromosone. Care to make an ignorant joke about that boost?
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Im sure youve laughed at some jokes on theses subjects, or other ones that would offended someone terribly.
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Wrong again! Maybe I just hold a childs life at a lot higher level than you. Tell me this. Lets say someday you have a daughter and she is raped. What are you going to do. Tell her, her mother, her grandmother, and even the police "Dont worry about it, thats what women and children are for".
Please tell me your a better person than that.
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Muxy
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Originally Posted by Rabid Dog
Care to make an ignorant joke about that boost?
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I could but then i would be flamed.
I love all sorts of humor.
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sykotik489
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Am I the only one that chuckled when I red the bitter guys story?
The one about the woman in the car wreck, I totally didn't see it coming.
Nice punchline.
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You should never wave at people you don't know, cause what if they don't have a hand. They'll think you're cocky. "Look what I got motherfucker, this thing is useful, I'ma go pick somethin up."
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Rabid Dog
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Well its apparent that some could just use some growing up. One day you may if your lucky, look back on this thread and see how wrong it was. If not, sorry for you and the way your life turned out, it cant have much meaning. Me, I think I'll just leave the post as is and see no reason to revisit this thread. I can definetly say I will be better for it.
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Demiparadigm
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Originally Posted by Rabid Dog
Tell me this. Lets say someday you have a daughter and she is raped. What are you going to do. Tell her, her mother, her grandmother, and even the police "Dont worry about it, thats what women and children are for".
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lol
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To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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sykotik489
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No thanks I don't want to grow up to be a bitter old guy who can't find humor in the suffering of others. You probably think Larry the Cable Guy is funny don't you?
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You should never wave at people you don't know, cause what if they don't have a hand. They'll think you're cocky. "Look what I got motherfucker, this thing is useful, I'ma go pick somethin up."
- Mitch Hedberg
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ensign_lee
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Originally Posted by sykotik489
Am I the only one that chuckled when I red the bitter guys story?
The one about the woman in the car wreck, I totally didn't see it coming.
Nice punchline.
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wtf? YES.
That is NOT funny. 
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sykotik489
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To each his own.
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You should never wave at people you don't know, cause what if they don't have a hand. They'll think you're cocky. "Look what I got motherfucker, this thing is useful, I'ma go pick somethin up."
- Mitch Hedberg
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DaNutsInYoEye
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Originally Posted by Rabid Dog
Well its apparent that some could just use some growing up. One day you may if your lucky, look back on this thread and see how wrong it was. If not, sorry for you and the way your life turned out, it cant have much meaning. Me, I think I'll just leave the post as is and see no reason to revisit this thread. I can definetly say I will be better for it.
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Please don't trample Boost as you ride away on your high horse. I like the guy even though he is black. Well, only half black I guess. That is probably the only reason I can tolerate him. No doubt that his better half is white. As long as his girlfriend is black. Or at least partially black. Can't have a black guy taking all of our white women. Especially a skinny partially black man.
I seriously doubt anyone is going to regret what they post on an internet message board. Unless they run for a public office at it some how resurfaces. If you have read what Boost posts in the politically oriented threads though you know that won't be happening. The great thing about the internet is that you can post pretty much whatever you want. I wouldn't suggest posting death threats against the stupid little cunt that stood you up at junior prom only to be seen later drunk off her ass giving head to trumpet boy from the marching band though. Apparently that is illegal and she can press charges and the school can take action against you.
Do you really think dwarfman approves of the rape of children? Do you really think that any mentally stable person would approve of that? If your better judgement tells you he isn't serious and his own post suggests that he made a mistake then why would you insist on pointing it out other than to boost your own sense of moral superiority? If you're offended then do what you said: don't read it. Playing the moral police accomplishes nothing and in fact probably only further fuels the behavior you have such a problem with.
What is funny to you may not be funny to someone else. It's all a matter of opinion. My opinion is wrong? Well, fuck you. You're opinion is wrong. Does this get anywhere?
Personally I hope people can find humor in my death reagrdless of the reason.
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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Jonesy
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Whats the best part about raping a 3 year old girl
you can turn her over and pretend its a 3 year old boy
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DoGGz
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Originally Posted by Rabid Dog
There was a lady in this area a number of years ago that worked at the base I worked at. Winter time, she lost control of her car and broke her neck. Someone stopped and instead of helping her decided to rape her.
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hahahaha
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Originally Posted by Rabid Dog
Tell me this. Lets say someday you have a daughter and she is raped. What are you going to do. Tell her, her mother, her grandmother, and even the police "Dont worry about it, thats what women and children are for".
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hahahahahahaha
holy shit I love this thread
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lambchopdc
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ROFL (general response to all posts in this thread)
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sykotik489
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[quote="DoGGz"]
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Originally Posted by Rabid Dog
There was a lady in this area a number of years ago that worked at the base I worked at. Winter time, she lost control of her car and broke her neck. Someone stopped and instead of helping her decided to rape her.
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hahahaha
I knew I wasn't the only one.
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You should never wave at people you don't know, cause what if they don't have a hand. They'll think you're cocky. "Look what I got motherfucker, this thing is useful, I'ma go pick somethin up."
- Mitch Hedberg
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Pelion
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yea i guess there are some things i just dont find funny. Im not going to start lecturing you about your sense of humor but surely you could tell they werent going to find it funny if they are conciously doing something to pay "respects" and you say something that shots all over that respect.
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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Is this a long-winded way to say I can't crack a good joke?
Well I guess even dwarves have weaknesses. Lock please.
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Xianti
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Lock please.
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