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lambchopdc
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08-25-2006, 01:11 AM
Post subject: How long has it been since any of you have been laid?
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Flush
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Way too many sex polls lately....obv some people arent getting any....
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Miffed22001
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where is the 'its the wrong time of the month' option!?
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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2 and a half months
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Actually 3 whole months since i didnt realize what day it was.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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ensign_lee
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4-of-a-Kind
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2 days.
Saying "farewell" when I left Hong Kong to go back to Houston.
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thenonsequitur
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Full House
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Does my left hand count? Or does it only count as being laid if it's the right hand?
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midas06
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4-of-a-Kind
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48 years
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by midas06
48 years
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haha
midas is a virgin!
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Renton
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about a month, not afraid to admit
being single blows
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Bmxicle
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Full House
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i'm saving myself --yeah right lol--(or i'm just a nerdatron)...proof of my nerdiness can be found in that i added an 'atron' to calling myself a nerd
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BobbySalami
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Flush
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I lay myself every day, I am such hot shit.
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If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!
Currently sucking at life!
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Warpe
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Originally Posted by midas06
48 years
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...wait a sec'
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ilikeaces86
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Originally Posted by Bmxicle
i'm saving myself --yeah right lol--(or i'm just a nerdatron)...proof of my nerdiness can be found in that i added an 'atron' to calling myself a nerd
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Would you offer up your anal virginity for a chance to be coached by LolTrickedu? If so your def are a nerdotron.
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samsonite2100
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Full House
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Does giving a dirty sanchez to a hobo count as "getting laid?"
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ilikeaces86
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Its been about 10 minutes. Being a newlywed has at least a few perks. 
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gabe
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this poll is misleading because i dont want to vote 'in the last year' but it wasnt in the past month either
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Bmxicle
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Full House
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Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
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Originally Posted by Bmxicle
i'm saving myself --yeah right lol--(or i'm just a nerdatron)...proof of my nerdiness can be found in that i added an 'atron' to calling myself a nerd
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Would you offer up your anal virginity for a chance to be coached by LolTrickedu? If so your def are a nerdotron. |
no but thats only cause lolo is a nit 
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Greedo017
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Full House
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3 months, but its not my fault, my gf is spending the summer in bfe
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i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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Rondavu
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Originally Posted by gabe
this poll is misleading because i dont want to vote 'in the last year' but it wasnt in the past month either
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Just write in 11 months
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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theDEEPdish
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Straight
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Originally Posted by Greedo017
3 months, but its not my fault, my gf is spending the summer getting bwned in bfe
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bigred
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A week, but my gf gets here in about an hour. So uh, yeah, T minus 60 minutes and counting.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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vqc
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Originally Posted by bigred
A week, but my gf gets here in about an hour. So uh, yeah, T minus 60 minutes and counting.
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are u having sex yet? Its been an hour now.
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Rondavu
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4-of-a-Kind
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Honestly, I banged a pretty girl with a big round ass last Friday night. I don't know if that counts. I just wanted to see what all the hoopla was about junk in the trunk. I have an option to bang again, but I might trade it in for futures.
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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Irisheyes
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How come courtie doesn't really post as much as she used to?
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zook
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Originally Posted by vqc
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Originally Posted by bigred
A week, but my gf gets here in about an hour. So uh, yeah, T minus 60 minutes and counting.
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are u having sex yet? Its been an hour now. |
Where are you bigred? I expected you to be back here posting at 3:14pm.
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bode
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Originally Posted by Rondavu
Honestly, I banged a pretty girl in her big round ass last Friday night. I don't know if that counts. I just wanted to see what all the hoopla was about junk in the trunk. I have an option to bang again, but I might trade it in for futures.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Having a sexually active gf is +ev in some ways.
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Kessler
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Straight
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Couple days ago, but she likes it in the morning and always makes me late for work. Nothin' worse than trying to beat the clock and still get all the bases covered. 
And bein' single ain't bad either. Your free time, your money, your choices... Not to mention you can spread yerself about and not feel like you're cheating!
-Kes
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If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
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Greedo017
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Originally Posted by theDEEPdish
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Originally Posted by Greedo017
3 months, but its not my fault, my gf is spending the summer getting bwned in bfe
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the only two guys she mentioned are one gay guy named fritz who wears tight pants and a guy named brad who she says has a tan he gets from sitting by the pool a lot, likes to go to the gym, gels his hair, shaves all over, originally from ohio, etc. you know the standard douchebag.
either way in 8 days i'll be bwning her. our goal is to hit as many states as possible going from wyoming to north carolina. anyone have any ideas on the best way to get it done in a state you're not staying the night in?
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i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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Tycho
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20 years.
I'd say theirs no rush, but still..
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animal_chin
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Straight
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Originally Posted by Greedo017
either way in 8 days i'll be bwning her. our goal is to hit as many states as possible going from wyoming to north carolina. anyone have any ideas on the best way to get it done in a state you're not staying the night in?
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Road head?
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donkbee
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WELP
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Originally Posted by Irisheyes
How come courtie doesn't really post as much as she used to?
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I slept with 2 different women Sat night. one at a Party, then when I got home another one. Actually it was Sunday morning at the party and Sunday morning when I got home, I guess.
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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freechus9
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I slept with 2 different women Sat night. one at a Party, then when I got home another one. Actually it was Sunday morning at the party and Sunday morning when I got home, I guess.
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Why didn't you stay for breakfast? I make the best eggs benedict.
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My sig is too much for you to handle.
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IowaSkinsFan
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Bump
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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1 day
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-1 hours
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IowaSkinsFan
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less than a month.
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lambchopdc
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Flush
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rofl @ 1 year bump, good job guys
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IowaSkinsFan
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congrats on your tenth post in 6 months!!!! yay!
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lambchopdc
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Flush
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congrats on your tenth post in 6 months!!!! yay!
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I have peoples who contact me when im needed. HOLLA!
(T- 90ish days till next post)
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StageWhisper
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1 month, 14 months to go...my penis went to Iraq.
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I'm just a girl, you should push.
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JL
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6 & 1/2 hours ago.
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Da GOAT
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sunday morning!! GMT time
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Jman: every time the action is to you, it's an opportunity for you to make the perfect play.
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Last night....
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Operation Grind For Education:
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IowaSkinsFan
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lol it'll be great when the people like me that are not getting any right now chime in.
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Galapogos
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Last night.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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bode
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Straight Flush
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about 12 hours
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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chipper5711
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Whenever I'm not playing online poker.
Um, must have been once last week.
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Once all-in and called, you are simply at the mercy of the cards.
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bode
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by Greedo017
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Originally Posted by theDEEPdish
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Originally Posted by Greedo017
3 months, but its not my fault, my gf is spending the summer getting bwned in bfe
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the only two guys she mentioned are one gay guy named fritz who wears tight pants and a guy named brad who she says has a tan he gets from sitting by the pool a lot, likes to go to the gym, gels his hair, shaves all over, originally from ohio, etc. you know the standard douchebag. |
lukie?
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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