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Old 02-25-2009, 04:04 PM     Post subject: How in Gods name did this happen? #1 (permalink)  
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Old 02-25-2009, 04:06 PM #2 (permalink)  
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He's probably huge.
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Old 02-25-2009, 04:09 PM #3 (permalink)  
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That God's name is Satan. He is trying to jostle you from the road to salvation! Just work hard, marry too early, have too many kids and live in fear of losing your job and therefor full medical coverage.

Also, this relationship'll probably last much longer than if you married some equally attractive guy.

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Old 02-25-2009, 04:14 PM #4 (permalink)  
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1. Posted by yoniekai Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:25 pm EST

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This relationship makes no sense, just like Jaric in the NBA.


pretty much sums it all up
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Old 02-25-2009, 04:27 PM #5 (permalink)  
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hmmm, bunch of playa haters ITT IMO

go to Brazil or Colombia and you can have your very own super hot supermodel any time
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Old 02-25-2009, 04:45 PM #7 (permalink)  
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hmmm, bunch of playa haters ITT IMO

go to Brazil or Colombia and you can have your very own super hot shemale supermodel any time
 
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Old 02-25-2009, 06:01 PM #8 (permalink)  
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[x] NBA player; average to poor at basketball (i.e. their job)
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Old 02-25-2009, 09:05 PM #9 (permalink)  
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If his eyes were any closer together he would be a cyclops.
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Old 02-25-2009, 09:20 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Lol.

Poor to average in the NBA is still > just about any other job in the world.

He got the hottie due to the letters NBA and no other reason.
The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
 
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Old 02-25-2009, 09:27 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Lol.

Poor to average in the NBA is still > just about any other job in the world.

He got the hottie due to the letters NBA and no other reason.
I'd argue that being 6'7" and very wealthy also have something to do with it, but that kind of goes hand in hand with the whole NBA thing.
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Old 02-25-2009, 09:36 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Well still its not like Jaric is relevant in the eyes of women.
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Old 02-25-2009, 11:35 PM #13 (permalink)  
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is it smart for women to marry men whom they are substantially more attractive than
 
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Old 02-25-2009, 11:37 PM #14 (permalink)  
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and thats not just common sense, studies have been done and have shown that marriages where the woman is more attractive are happier than marriages where the man is more attractive.
 
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Old 02-26-2009, 07:05 AM #15 (permalink)  
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lmao at comments in OP link

i have no idea how this dude got such a hot supermodel.


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Is it just me or is he slightly crosseyed...?
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Old 03-02-2009, 01:42 PM #18 (permalink)  
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However, in related hot chick news:
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