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grnydrowave2
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06-19-2008, 05:43 PM
Post subject: How to get away with anything
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1. Do anything illegal you want (bank robbery, assault, rape, fraud, etc.)
2. Commit a murder (preferably in Texas).
3. Go to France.
This plan is foolproof, amirite?
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<SrslySirius> Hal Lubarsky, my nemesis.
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Galapogos
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How do I get away with committing murder in France?
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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I dun get it.
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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grnydrowave2
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
How do I get away with committing murder in France?
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You don't commit the murder in France, you do it in Texas.
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<SrslySirius> Hal Lubarsky, my nemesis.
<SaltLick> are you seriously losing to a blind guy
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d0zer
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Originally Posted by grnydrowave2
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
How do I get away with committing murder in France?
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You don't commit the murder in France, you do it in Texas. |
I think he wants to know how to keep on murdering once you get to France. ...or if you currently live there.
As do I. ERr....a friend of mine I mean....hypothetically of course.
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PapalRage
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i think he is saying they won't let you be extradited if you face the death penalty. i'd recommend just getting grand theft auto.
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ndultimate.
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grnydrowave2
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Originally Posted by d0zer
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Originally Posted by grnydrowave2
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
How do I get away with committing murder in France?
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You don't commit the murder in France, you do it in Texas. |
I think he wants to know how to keep on murdering once you get to France. ...or if you currently live there.
As do I. ERr....a friend of mine I mean....hypothetically of course. |
In that case, you better get all the killing out of your system before you get there.
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<SrslySirius> Hal Lubarsky, my nemesis.
<SaltLick> are you seriously losing to a blind guy
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d0zer
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IMPOSSIBLE!
*rips shirt into shreds, hulk-style*
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I recomend ,just not getting caught
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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IMPOSSIBLE!
*rips shirt into shreds, hulk-style*
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the guy in Catch Me If You Can tried it and failed imo
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TLR
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Main problem with your plan - you end up living in France
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BennyLaRue
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Main problem with your plan - you end up living in France
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If you've seen the girls there, you wouldn't say this.
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I want to eat Baguettes in the morning for the rest of my life.
Oh, and have "French Fries" and "French Toast" without bothering to call it ""French"
Oh, I  Nice. At some poiunt, I will become a fucking Niçard. I only want to know how to dodge stupid taxes in the process.
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Are you calling me a niçard?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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I hear there's a lot of french people in France.
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Jack Sawyer
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Originally Posted by bigred
I hear there's a lot of french people in France.
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and they speak French tere?
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Are you calling me a niçard?
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nah, just a górillard
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI
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bigred
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Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
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Originally Posted by bigred
I hear there's a lot of french people in France.
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and they speak French tere? |
gross
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Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
I want to eat Baguettes in the morning for the rest of my life.
Oh, and have "French Fries" and "French Toast" without bothering to call it ""French"
Oh, I Nice. At some poiunt, I will become a fucking Niçard. I only want to know how to dodge stupid taxes in the process. |
It's called Monaco.
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