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Old 04-08-2005, 02:41 PM     Post subject: How gay are you? #1 (permalink)  
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im 40%, pretty average I guess.

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Old 04-08-2005, 03:10 PM #2 (permalink)  
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33% I am not gay enough...

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Old 04-08-2005, 03:34 PM     Post subject: Re: How gay are you? #3 (permalink)  
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im 40%, pretty average I guess.
Yeah, for someone who lives in Brighton

20% and still unhappy it's that high.
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Old 04-08-2005, 03:35 PM #4 (permalink)  
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I'm 33% gay.

But I couldn't bring myself to truthfully answer the leather pants question...

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Old 04-08-2005, 03:37 PM #5 (permalink)  
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it gives you 100% no matter what, dorks
LOL! Go to the next page, homo.

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Old 04-08-2005, 03:48 PM #7 (permalink)  
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it gives you 100% no matter what, dorks
LOL! Go to the next page, homo.

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or... boost just may not be able to answer anything un-gay-like

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I'm 16% gay. High enough for me.
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I am suprised there isn't a "do you prefer cuddling or a beer after sex?" question...

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I am suprised there isn't a "do you prefer cuddling or a beer after sex?" question...

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Becuase there's an easy and obvious comprimise there...

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I'm 33% gay.
Oh shit, I am the same amount of gay as 'rilla... i'm going to kill myself now

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Old 04-08-2005, 03:51 PM #12 (permalink)  
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I'm 33% gay.
Oh shit, I am the same amount of gay as 'rilla... i'm going to kill myself now

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Geez, homo. You wanna go make out or something, ya queer?!

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Old 04-08-2005, 03:53 PM #13 (permalink)  
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I am 30%.

But when that page was loading, and the scale went to 100%, it made me nervous.
I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway.
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Old 04-08-2005, 03:56 PM #14 (permalink)  
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I am "too Straight" 13% --- I guess thats what 38 years old, married, and 2 kids gets ya
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Old 04-08-2005, 03:58 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Geez, homo. You wanna go make out or something, ya queer?!
Obviously since we are the same amount of gay we are compatable... my place or yours?


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Old 04-08-2005, 04:19 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Element187 IS 16% GAY!

You're a walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times mate!
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Old 04-08-2005, 04:30 PM #17 (permalink)  
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26% and I'm not happy about it. Someone pass me a six pack, a trash bag, and a stack of dirty magazines please.
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Old 04-08-2005, 04:33 PM #18 (permalink)  
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53%?

Well, I do own a pink Hollister polo shirt
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Old 04-08-2005, 04:36 PM #19 (permalink)  
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<--- 26% gay.
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Old 04-08-2005, 05:06 PM #21 (permalink)  
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46%?? They obviously haven't seen the boobies in my avatar. It was soo good, its staying for the month of April too.
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Old 04-08-2005, 05:08 PM #22 (permalink)  
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46%?? They obviously haven't seen the boobies in my avatar. It was soo good, its staying for the month of April too.
Clearly you're trying to hide something with your avatar.

Lemme help you find one that better expresses you...



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Old 04-08-2005, 05:45 PM #23 (permalink)  
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It was soo good, its staying for the month of April too.

may god smite you where you sit if you change that avatar.
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Old 04-08-2005, 06:12 PM #25 (permalink)  
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53%?

Well, I do own a pink Hollister polo shirt

That alone should put you at 100%. IF you flip the collar up on it that makes you 150% gay.
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Old 04-08-2005, 06:17 PM #26 (permalink)  
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16%. Guess I can live with that.
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Old 04-08-2005, 06:55 PM #27 (permalink)  
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33% gay....hmmm I could have sworn I was 200% flaming homosexual. This thing is busted.
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Old 04-08-2005, 07:04 PM #28 (permalink)  
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30%. How is that even possible? Man-ass makes me want to vomit.

Although, I have always steadfastly said that if I was a woman I would definitely be a lesbian. Good Lord, yes. A lesbian I would be.
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Old 04-08-2005, 07:25 PM #29 (permalink)  
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Old 04-08-2005, 07:44 PM #30 (permalink)  
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53%?

Well, I do own a pink Hollister polo shirt
yes yer a fag, sorry.

I dont get this fucking trend. Seriously this is why I want a gun, it would make life so much easier. the p in pink is NOT for pimp, it does NOT stand for playa, and therefore you shouldnt be proud to wear it.
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yes yer a fag, sorry.

I dont get this fucking trend. Seriously this is why I want a gun, it would make life so much easier. the p in pink is NOT for pimp, it does NOT stand for playa, and therefore you shouldnt be proud to wear it.
says the man with a large pink phallic symbol in his avatar....


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Old 04-08-2005, 07:59 PM #32 (permalink)  
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i have a pink shirt that i got at a thrift store. thats as far as it goes.
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Old 04-08-2005, 08:17 PM #33 (permalink)  
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I cook. I enjoy white wine. Last Christmas I was in charge of sewing the Stocking we made cause my wife can't sew. And I still got 30%.

All those who scored 31% or greater must already take it up the ass.
I don't know what they have to say
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Old 04-08-2005, 08:33 PM #34 (permalink)  
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I already concluded that its busted. Why are you all still talking?
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53%?

Well, I do own a pink Hollister polo shirt
yes yer a fag, sorry.

I dont get this fucking trend. Seriously this is why I want a gun, it would make life so much easier. the p in pink is NOT for pimp, it does NOT stand for playa, and therefore you shouldnt be proud to wear it.
I haven't worn it yet - my aunt bought it for me. Ugh.

Which reminds me...

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i have a pink shirt that i got at a thrift store. thats as far as it goes.
Oh, thrift store!? Add ten percent, easy!
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0.00% or 100% male - no girly-man here! :P

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<--- 26% gay.

And 100% Virgin :P


I checked in at 33%. Maybe because I used to trim the pubes.

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Old 04-09-2005, 01:21 PM #43 (permalink)  
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Yeh, I kinda paused and looked behind me to make sure noone was watching before I answered that one.

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It was soo good, its staying for the month of April too.

may god smite you where you sit if you change that avatar.
Well, it changes monthly but I felt this one could run a little longer....
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Old 04-09-2005, 05:42 PM #46 (permalink)  
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Before it went to the next page, I was like "NO WAY IN HELL!!!"

But 40% is a bit disturbing to me...
 
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16%? Thats still quite bit higher than I am homophobically(is that a word) comfortable with.





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