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rubixstreub
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11-02-2005, 04:44 PM
Post subject: How ed-u-bacated are you?
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Full House
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I'm just fascinated by the demographics of the typical poker player.
Check your highest planned goal for the foreseeable future.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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I'm a preschool drop out. I could never fit those damned squares into their holes. The fricking test is so rigged. THEY DONT FIT!
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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rubixstreub
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Full House
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don't forget all your toliet-training shortcomings either....
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
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Originally Posted by RubixSoHo
don't forget all your toliet-training shortcomings either....
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I just got BURNED
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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SuperDave9x19
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Straight
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Delaware USA
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Penn State!!!
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Been playing money poker for 34 years and decided in 2002 to try that TX Holdem game on TV. Then found Pokerstars in Summer 2005. Still not an overall winner but i am on a good trend and nearly there.
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rubixstreub
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Full House
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My girlfriend's a preschool teacher and cleaning up piss during nap time is definitely the ugly side of preschool underachievers.
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ekillian
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Straight
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You forgot "College Student".
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rubixstreub
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Full House
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That's implied by Bachelor's Degree.... or drop out if you don't plan on finishing....
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Andy Holt
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Flush
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Who's the idiot who hit the "doctoral degree" button accidentally?
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Straight
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: MA
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med school all the way baby
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Sed
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Originally Posted by AndyHolt
Who's the idiot who hit the "doctoral degree" button accidentally?
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uhm..... I did it the second time....
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No fear, go deep or go home!
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chardrian
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I rarely,if ever, get pms
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And I did it the third time. And I wish I had plans for more education, if I could get paid to be a full-time student I'd apply in a second.
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koolmoe
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Sed
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Originally Posted by AndyHolt
Who's the idiot who hit the "doctoral degree" button accidentally?
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uhm..... I did it the second time.... |
Sed, fungus doctor extraordinaire.
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Poker is freedom
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Sed
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Wastin' away again in margaritaville....
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I have plans for tacking on a JD to my PhD (I plan to get into genomics IP law) after my wife finishes up her residency ... So where is the choice of double doctor you insensitive clod?
- sed
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No fear, go deep or go home!
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Greedo017
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Full House
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Location: wearing the honors of honor and whatnot
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i hit graduate degree but meant to hit doctoral degree
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i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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chardrian
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I rarely,if ever, get pms
Join Date: Apr 2005
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I have plans on tacking on a Mr. Mom degree when my wife finishes residency (she still hasn't figured out that I'm not joking about this tho - and it's a ways off since she still is just in her third year of med school).
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rubixstreub
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Full House
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Location: Dallas, TX
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Originally Posted by Sed
... So where is the choice of double doctor you insensitive clod?
- sed
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If you have multiple doctoral degrees you've clearly squandered valuable time that should have been spent playing poker- therefore you are an embarrassment to yourself and the rest of the community.
I didn't think anyone would want to publicly shame themselves by admitting to having been so misled. 
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A10Chief
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Flush
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Germany
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Getting a Masters in Aeronautical Science. Also pursuing an Associates in Gold Teeth design and fabrication
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There's three types of people in the world...those who can count, and those who can't.
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Andy Holt
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Flush
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: They were suited!
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You guys are way out of my league. I'm barely coasting through college right now, let's hope I get my bachelor's.
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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Have to get MA in Accounting to sit for CPA exam.
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koolmoe
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Full House
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Drowning in prosperity
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Originally Posted by Sed
I have plans for tacking on a JD to my PhD (I plan to get into genomics IP law)
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I have a friend who is an IP attorney. He tried to convince me to pursue IP law, but I see how many hours he works and it doesn't look like fun.
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Poker is freedom
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ProZachNation
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Full House
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Location: Over there!
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im in my first year of college trying to decide what to do. Something with medicine probably, if I dont feel like going for 8 years I might become a PA. Who knows.
I mostly am trying to get laid right now, doing the college thing.
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: My ice is polarized
Posts: 2,797
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
im in my first year of college trying to decide what to do. Something with medicine probably, if I dont feel like going for 8 years I might become a PA. Who knows.
I mostly am trying to get laid right now, doing the college thing.
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Originally Posted by Yoda
There is no try; only do or not do.
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chardrian
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I rarely,if ever, get pms
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 4,524
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Originally Posted by koolmoe
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Originally Posted by Sed
I have plans for tacking on a JD to my PhD (I plan to get into genomics IP law)
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I have a friend who is an IP attorney. He tried to convince me to pursue IP law, but I see how many hours he works and it doesn't look like fun. |
Those mofos get paid up the wazoo, but don't have any time to enjoy their wealth. Definitely -EV
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Xianti
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Administrator
Administrator
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High school only for me. No plans on going back to school.
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ekillian
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Straight
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Originally Posted by RubixSoHo
That's implied by Bachelor's Degree...
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It's really not.
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: My ice is polarized
Posts: 2,797
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Originally Posted by ekillian
It's really not.
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Especially if you go to Texas State 
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tom
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Straight
Join Date: May 2005
Location: ATX
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I'm a sophomore @ University of Texas.
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BIGandRICH
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Flush
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Jazz Club
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i dropped out of highschool to get a degree in music... what do i vote?
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villain goes AI
i call with a set (i have him owned)
i win pot
villain: **** this, this site is bullshit, ******* rigged, suck out ****
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Marry Me Cheryl!!!
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wheres the option on a masters degree MA (hons)
damn Americans :P
PhD isnt out of the question, but i dont fancy it in English, have to be politics instead.
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evilevilmatt
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Straight
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Binghamton,NY
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Trade School? (waste of time but completed)
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Now with more Evil and a side of Hatred
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Molinero
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Straight
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: In The General Vicinity of Dallas
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Where's the option for "Bachelor's degree - YES plans for further education"?
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"We thought you was a toad!"
-- O Brother Where Art Thou?
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ekillian
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Straight
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Originally Posted by Triptan3s
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Originally Posted by ekillian
It's really not.
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Especially if you go to Texas State |
Ha ya bastard. I just mean there's huge difference between college students and college gards and it should be noted.
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Simius
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Southampton, UK
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Just call me Dr. Simius.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
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DoGGz
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Originally Posted by AndyHolt
Who's the idiot who hit the "doctoral degree" button accidentally?
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rofl
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edudlive
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Full House
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Working on BS in Psychology, then off to Graduate school.
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(16:02:25) Fleece: u think ur liked now?
(16:02:31) Fleece: that u got real life friends
(16:02:48) Fleece: enjoy ur real life friends
(16:03:08) Fleece: ur e-friends dont wanna knwo about u anymore
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Marry Me Cheryl!!!
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whats bs sounds like bull......
lol apologies
but you are doing pyschobabble though -ev :P
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astrodon
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Straight
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Location: Eastern Oregon
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difference between college students and college gards
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Yeah, the gards (AKA Guards) are out - students are in? :P
BS: Bull Shit
MS: More Shit
PhD: Piled high & Deep
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Education is what is left when you have forgotten everything you learned in school
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