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ilikeaces86
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05-05-2005, 06:29 PM
Post subject: How do you want to die?
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4-of-a-Kind
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I would love to die at the final table of the WSOP when Im like 90.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Jumping off of something high. While high.
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Heart attack while in bed with the pope...wait...
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LOL OPERATIONS
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ilikeaces86
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by bigred
Heart attack while in bed with the pope...wait...
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Dude seriously WTF! 
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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My most offensive post yet
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LOL OPERATIONS
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The_Cheat
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Straight
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Your a gay-old-guy-of-the-cloth-lover!!!!
gross!!!
thats like ten fetishes!!
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Don't Hate the Playa, Hate the Cheat
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
The english prefer tea and crumpets. Americans prefer to kick your ass.
-'rilla
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ilikeaces86
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by The_Cheat
Your a gay-old-guy-of-the-cloth-lover!!!!
gross!!!
thats like ten fetishes!!
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you guys are so messed up.
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The_Cheat
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Straight
Join Date: Mar 2005
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hey, dont put that back on me.
i just labeled and identified his fetishes. i did not bring this up
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Don't Hate the Playa, Hate the Cheat
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
The english prefer tea and crumpets. Americans prefer to kick your ass.
-'rilla
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ilikeaces86
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by The_Cheat
hey, dont put that back on me.
i just labeled and identified his fetishes. i did not bring this up
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You seem to have a fetish with hippies making a humping motion.
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The_Cheat
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Straight
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Takin yo' scratch
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a- he is not a hippie
b- haha, your right i do
c- how do you know thats not me?
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Don't Hate the Playa, Hate the Cheat
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
The english prefer tea and crumpets. Americans prefer to kick your ass.
-'rilla
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ilikeaces86
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by The_Cheat
a- he is not a hippie
b- haha, your right i do
c- how do you know thats not me?
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Because you are obviously japanese.
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The_Cheat
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Straight
Join Date: Mar 2005
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nope. i am white.
strike two
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Don't Hate the Playa, Hate the Cheat
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
The english prefer tea and crumpets. Americans prefer to kick your ass.
-'rilla
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gabe
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Moderator
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with my family.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by gabe
with my family.
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That's just morbid.
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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[old joke]Asleep, like my grandfather. No screaming my head off like everyone else in the car...[/old joke]
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Quietly in my sleep.
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ake
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Straight
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Crashing into a wall. Blowing my brains out in somebody's face. Overdose.
Anything goes..
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BoondockSaint
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Jumping off of something high. While high.
-'rilla
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Right the fuck on man. I want to die on a BASE jump. I want it only if the rest of my family is already dead though cause I already worry the shit out of em and my mom probably doesnt even sleep at night anymore. If I died in the next few years it would fuck em up too bad.
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tcpj4
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Join Date: May 2005
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assassination, because once you've crossed from murder to assassination, you're important :O
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Legendash
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Full House
Join Date: May 2004
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yeah, ASSASSINATION, what a great word, hit by a pro, double tap in the head, that's the way to go!
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huntingsalmon
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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I would very much like to be naked in a large metal room, the temperature then either increases or decreases until I die. As of yet I am undecided which temperature fluctuation I will be picking.
I will be sure to keep you all informed.
That or drown in a vat of ants.
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Legendash
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Full House
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Originally Posted by huntingsalmon
I would very much like to be naked in a large metal room, the temperature then either increases or decreases until I die. As of yet I am undecided which temperature fluctuation I will be picking.
I will be sure to keep you all informed.
That or drown in a vat of ants.
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ok you're weird!
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"[This theory] is only useful for helping to calculate your luck odds. If you have a good read that you have a numerical advantage against your opponent, that your hand is "luckier"..."
Copyright, Youngdro 2007.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by huntingsalmon
I would very much like to be naked in a large metal room, the temperature then either increases or decreases until I die. As of yet I am undecided which temperature fluctuation I will be picking.
I will be sure to keep you all informed.
That or drown in a vat of ants.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, boy?
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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UncleBuddy
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Straight
Join Date: Dec 2004
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I would like to be suffocated by a large boob.
'rilla would do.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by UncleBuddy
I would like to be suffocated by a large boob.
'rilla would do.
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I almost got excited for a second there.
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
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being jetisoned into space might be cool, but only if when my head explodes, it makes a satisfying **pop**
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2004
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wait a minute? what do you mean by die?
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MannerBoy
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Straight
Join Date: Apr 2005
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I want to die with the knowlegde that i left a better world to my kids than the world my parents gave me
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SmackinYaUp
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by huntingsalmon
I would very much like to be naked in a large metal room, the temperature then either increases or decreases until I die. As of yet I am undecided which temperature fluctuation I will be picking.
I will be sure to keep you all informed.
That or drown in a vat of ants.
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This is the best post Ive ever read in my entire fucked up little life.
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
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hey smack... do you have that same image as your stars avatar?
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SmackinYaUp
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4-of-a-Kind
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No, I dont have an account at stars. If I did I might use this avatar. Speaking of which, its about time for a new avatar. Why do you ask?
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If I had to pick my death, it would go like this: Id run up in front of a big classroom of people and start laughing like a maniac and take a gas powered weed eater to my own face so that it sprayed everyone with blood and bits of skull/brain matter.
Edit - No, I am thinking Id rather die while having an orgy with ten beautiful, exotic virgins. Yea...thats more like it. Scratch the weedeater thing if ya dont mind.
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