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10-20-2006, 11:56 PM
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her vagina stinks?
So, a few months ago my wife brings home one of her friends from school. They were out drinikn and came home late. I was in bed and they both came in the room together, next thing you know her friend is grabbing my junk. well one thing plus two things and you know, were all having a good time in bed(well I was anyway)
but my wifes friends pu$$y stinks!!like garlic, bad.
So how do you tell her?
(just a side note)a month later
My brother and I banged her down at my neighbors hot tub, she was in the hot tub for a while and I was trying to clean that thing up, but it still smelt bad. Then my brother went downtown and ran into the dead road kill smell too..
(just a side not)
I was talking to one of my other friends, and he concurs too. her Pu$$y is stank, he banged her with one of her girlfriends way before we did her.
(just a side note)
one of my other friends says she gives the best blow jobs, which, I concur..she does..He banged her along time ago at a halloween party.too.
so?? I'm sure everyone has ran into some stank ? how do you tell her?
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wait
your married, but you have threesomes all the time??
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wait
your married, but you have threesomes all the time??
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not everyweekend..and not even once a month, but a few times, here and there.
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10-21-2006, 12:42 AM
Post subject: Re: How do you tell a woman ... ...... ......?
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her vagina stinks?
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lol i didnt expect those 3 words... rofl
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You can't fix that stink dude. Just follow life's little rule: If it smells like chicken keep on lickin', if it smells like trout then get the fuck out.
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wait
your married, but you have threesomes all the time??
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not everyweekend..and not even once a month, but a few times, here and there. |
play on playa
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This is jerry springer shit from the south.
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Big red, I was hoping for a good answer from u.
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You can't fix that stink dude. Just follow life's little rule: If it smells like chicken keep on lickin', if it smells like trout then.. well... beggars cant be choosers
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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"Can I smell your feet?"
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You can't fix that stink dude.
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Yeah, usually you can. It's more than likely vaginosis. It's common and is easily treatable with antibiotics. Just get her to go to her primary care phsyician or her gynecologist.
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You can't fix that stink dude.
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Yeah, usually you can. It's more than likely vaginosis. It's common and is easily treatable with antibiotics. Just get her to go to her primary care phsyician or her gynecologist. |
That is if u can find the time...
Otherwise, carry on.
Or better yet, just have your wife work on that part and enjoy the bjers.
Unreal!!
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Of course I have bad days...
Sometimes I'll go a whole day without quads.
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"Can I smell your feet?"
"No!"
"Hmmm. Must be your pussy then."
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I dont think the "friend" who seems to have banged everyone knows how to say "No!"
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Common, you guys must have run into some stank before? This is the second time I ran into one that was bad. The first one was terrible, i had to get rid of her. I didn't know what to say to her?? I'd get to kissing down on her stomache and could smell it, then I would stop, and she would be like"why you teasing me?"
I couldn't say because your beev smells like dead possum...
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http://ca.askmen.com/love/dzimmer_10...e_answers.html
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does getting around the block lead to said smell?
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http://ca.askmen.com/love/dzimmer_100/110b_love_answers.html
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FROM THE LINK ABOVE.
something's fishy
I have been going out with my current girlfriend for a few months, and we have engaged in sex many times. She has also given me oral sex quite a few times. I would like to pleasure her back with oral sex as well. However, I have noticed that her vagina has a certain "fishy" smell. I have discreetly asked if she washes it and she says she does, but still she emits this smell. How could I tell her without hurting her feelings, and how can we correct this problem?
John
Hello John,
First you need to establish that this odor is an unusual one. Is the smell strong relative to other woman that you have been with? Perhaps your current girlfriend is your first sexual partner, and you weren't prepared to smell anything down there at all. If this is indeed the case, then know that it's normal for most women to emit an odor from their vulva, albeit not a fishy one.
Even if your girl's odor is a little stronger than most, it may be a simple hygiene issue. This is easily resolved by washing regularly, controlling perspiration and wearing cotton panties. It might even be due to an overabundance of garlic in her diet. lol
However, let's not dismiss the real possibility that what you're detecting is indicative of something abnormal. A fishy smell is sometimes symptomatic of anaerobic vaginosis , an imbalance in bacteria in the vagina. While this condition is treatable with an antibiotic, be warned that similar odors can be signs of sexually transmitted diseases like chlamydia and human papillomavirus (HPV). -EV
The best way to bring this up with her is delicately. Women are typically more sensitive to their own vulvic aromas, so if you can smell it, she definitely can. Raising the topic in a general tone might suffice to prompt her to seek your advice on the subject -- although I realize that casually inserting the topic of genital odors into a conversation is easier said than done.
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I fingered a girl once who smelled so bad that I had to hold my right arm out my window while driving just to not smell it. I swear I washed my hand like 20 times when I got home. I also made sure to avoid my family because I'm sure I reeked of dirty vag. I told the girl to leave me alone the next day.
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My god you guys, what kind of chicks do you take home???
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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I fingered a girl once who smelled so bad that I had to hold my right arm out my window while driving just to not smell it. I swear I washed my hand like 20 times when I got home. I also made sure to avoid my family because I'm sure I reeked of dirty vag. I told the girl to leave me alone the next day.
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wow, lol
I hope to god I never come into contact with this shit. Im almost gagging just from reading this thread.
"mmm butterscotch, my favorite" <-- thats the only thing you should have to say about a girls smell.
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dont tell her,
just score some antibiotics.
trick her into taking them regularly for a week.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacterial_vaginosis
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funniset tread in foreer.
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Have a douche party .. Think about how much fun it will be..
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The worst part abput this is that garlic rules. Now, whenever I get married, I will have to cook two versions of every meal. The one that tastes good for me, and the one with no garlic for her.
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Have a douche party .. Think about how absurdly digusting it will be..
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Get your wife to tell her.
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My god you guys, what kind of chicks do you take home???
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The unconcious variety.
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next time she is on the rag, tie one of  to her tampons.
As you can see by clicking here,
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Problem solved!
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Get your wife to tell her.
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OMG, excellent commentary bump.
Everything else in this thread is crap
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"the only thing going down in here is the window cause yo pussy stank"
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Get your wife to tell her.
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LOL, actually I asked her too, but she won't. I think it would be easier for a woman to tell a woman, but, for the single guys, how do they tell a woman, her vaj stinks?
I've asked so many people and no one can come up with a good way.
I like your comment DEEPdish, although it would be the end of it with her after I said that.
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so what if its the end of it? HER FUCKING PUSS STANK! you have nothing to lose..
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stinky pussy still pussy
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yo...
i don't know about this having sex with a girl with your brother...
thats not sitting well with me
and the fact that you know like a handful of other people that have had that stank ass vagina is kinda disturbing...
if you want to avoid stinky vaginas
don't hook up with disgusting sluts
or tell her
'yo bitch, your vagina is gross...give me head"
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do the right thing.
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stinky pussy still pussy
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qft...
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You don't need to say anything. Just have her sniff your fingers.
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You don't need to say anything. Just have her sniff your fingers.
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Yeah, rub her nose in it and then say bad dog! I hear vinegar works too.
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stinky pussy still pussy
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F IS FOR FALSNESS YOU FUCKING SICK FUCKERS
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You don't need to say anything. Just stick your fingers in her mouth
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best brag post ever.
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best brag post ever...if your from the south
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best brag post ever.
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LOL!!
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You can't fix that stink dude.
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Yeah, usually you can. It's more than likely vaginosis. It's common and is easily treatable with antibiotics. Just get her to go to her primary care phsyician or her gynecologist. |
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this is one f'ed up post.
stank vag
3 some with your brother
Agony Aunts
some funny shit
but its brilliant
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Big Red is tooo funny. This entire thread is hilarious.
But, as you folks have just introduced me to askmen.com, I had to peruse there a while. Funniest posts there I found:
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Me and my lover want to try new things, and I brought up the idea of using chloroform. Are there any dangers I need to worry about if I were to chloroform her?
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You want to try "new things" and THIS is what you came up with????? Don't get me wrong....I'm sure she'll loooooove it. Just don't tell her before hand to bump up the "surprise" factor. 
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backdoor barbeque
I always wanted to experiment with putting liquids in my rear; is this unsafe or risky? The kinds of liquids I had in mind would be like lotion, baby oil or condiments like vinegar, barbeque sauce, ketchup, olive oil, or a tiny bit of Tabasco sauce (just to feel what its like). Do you have any comments on this?
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Dear Damien,
Your anus is not a hamburger. Please do not slather the inside of it with condiments of any sort...........
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Dear BigRed.....er....Damien.......
PS. Stupid people shouldn't be allowed to have sex....for a whole slew of reasons. :P
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Dear BigRed.....er....Damien
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LMAO!!
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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tobasco!? WTF? What sexual satisfaction could you possibly get from pumping condiments up your ass? What is wrong with people?
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hey don't knock it if you havn't tried it. right.
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