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03-30-2007, 05:52 PM
Post subject: How do you know when YOURE drunk?
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A lot of times I'll be drinking and not real sure if I'm drunk or not, or exactly HOW drunk I am. I'll be what I think is perfectly fine yet everyone else says I'm trashed.
In any case, I have discovered I have a drunk-tell. I start grinding my teeth. If I start grinding my teeth, its time to give the car keys away.
Anyone have something like that?
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AHiltz
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When I giggle like a school girl or try and stand up and have to think about it, I'm drunk.
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Ash256
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Originally Posted by AHiltz
When I giggle like a school girl or try and stand up and have to think about it, I'm drunk.
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^^ Same here.
A quote I like is "If you can lie on the floor without holding on, you're not drunk."
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ChrisTheFish
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When any music apart from rock and metal becomes enjoyable to me 
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AHiltz
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Originally Posted by ChrisTheFish
When any music apart from rock and metal becomes enjoyable to me |
Ain't that the truth. I caught myself listening to country one night. FUCK 
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ChrisTheFish
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Originally Posted by ChrisTheFish
When any music apart from rock and metal becomes enjoyable to me |
Ain't that the truth. I caught myself listening to country one night. FUCK |
Yeah, i'm constantly getting dragged out to clubs and listning to dance music for hours on end.. makes me wish i could listen to country music :P
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03-30-2007, 07:12 PM
Post subject: Re: How do you know when YOURE drunk?
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Originally Posted by euphoricism
I'll be what I think is perfectly fine yet everyone else says I'm trashed.
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This is sooooooo true.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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When I use to drink I knew I was drunk if I started thinking about how awesome it was to be drunk.
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pokadave
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-i like to chug 4-5 beers straight while im sitting then stand up.... yea i'd be buzzed, and i love that feeling of standing after sitting while drinking.
recently when i was REALLY messed up, my friends have told me i have kicked someone like pretty hard at a party while screaming,"THIS IS SPARTA!!!" then i fell on the ground. after they told me this i was pretty embarrassedthis was the effects of hard alcohol, and im usually a beer drinker.
i tend to stumble and i know im drunk... slurred words...
and tonight is friday so ill have a story tomorrow morning 
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pokadave
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well actually, everything someone has said already is all parts of it... drunks are all the same.
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i start masturbating furiously to porn, usually something kinky
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I can gauge how drunk I am while I piss. That's always been my point of reference. If the toilet starts getting blurry or shaky, I know I'm getting drunk. If it's a trashcan or a random hole...I'm drunk.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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03-30-2007, 08:17 PM
Post subject: Re: How do you know when YOURE drunk?
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Originally Posted by euphoricism
In any case, I have discovered I have a drunk-tell. I start grinding my teeth.
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are you sure that youre drinking the intoxicant and not snorting it?
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uscheese
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I know it's true when I start flirting with my wife.
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Renton
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when i feel an inexplicable urge to play guitar
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Slurring my words and staggering around means I am pretty trashed.
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Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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Originally Posted by bigred
I can gauge how drunk I am while I piss. That's always been my point of reference. If the toilet starts getting blurry or shaky, I know I'm getting drunk. If it's a trashcan or a random hole...I'm drunk.
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QFT.
Oddly enough, when I get drunk, my face gets numb. This is my tell.
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when i have to actually take a second to think and check im not swaying when i walk :P
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bigred
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YARRRRR IT BE WHEN ME FIRST MATE STARTS LOOKIN LIKE A YOUNG LASS
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I maintain very well. Usually when I notice I'm drunk it's time for bed.
On spring break I decided to drink a case. I showered and shaved my head with little difficulty after #20 (about 10 hours in).
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by bigred
YARRRRR IT BE WHEN ME FIRST MATE STARTS LOOKIN LIKE A YOUNG LASS
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Remember when you tried to rhyme every post for a month?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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Read other thread...you're so out of the loop. I haven't decided whether I want to do this yet.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Galapogos
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03-31-2007, 12:42 AM
Post subject: Re: How do you know when YOURE drunk?
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Originally Posted by euphoricism
In any case, I have discovered I have a drunk-tell. I start grinding my teeth. If I start grinding my teeth, its time to give the car keys away.
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Dude, that's a coke tell.
Edit: Crap, just read the rest of the thread and Boost beat me to it, and said it better
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Originally Posted by Lukie
i start masturbating furiously to porn, usually something kinky.
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This must be awkward for whoever you're drinking with.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Ash256
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Originally Posted by Fortune 500
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Originally Posted by bigred
I can gauge how drunk I am while I piss. That's always been my point of reference. If the toilet starts getting blurry or shaky, I know I'm getting drunk. If it's a trashcan or a random hole...I'm drunk.
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QFT.
Oddly enough, when I get drunk, my face gets numb. This is my tell. |
My face is numb!
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Originally Posted by lukie
i start masturbating furiously to porn, usually something kinky.
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Whereas when you're sober, you wank to kinky porn with a slow, langurous stroke, I assume?
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flomo
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i'm always drunk
i'm trying to figure out when i'm sober
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by bigred
Read other thread...you're so out of the loop. I haven't decided whether I want to do this yet.
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What does reading have to do with a stroll down memory lane, you inconsiderate jerk!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Reidak
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I know im drunk when the furnitue is trying to swallow me into its pillowy goodness
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Originally Posted by Lukie
i start masturbating furiously to GAY porn, usually something with leather
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UG
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I tend to only worry about if there is more alcohol to be had.
If there is, then I'm not drunk enough yet.
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I know I'm drunk when I'm playing limit games with employeese from the local poker room and they're actually winning.
Or when I 4-bet no piece/no draw with no read.
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Check out my self-deprecation here!
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I drank half a bottle of nyquil one time, my face was really numb, even the next day. robotrip ftw.
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When I hit the floor you guys clearly don't drink enough,
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i cant believe it hasnt been said. I KNOW im drunk when i start dancing.
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YARRR IM FUCKING HAMMERED LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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If I'm at a Bar, I pick out an Ugly chick that I know I would not have sex with. When I start talking to this chick in hopes of hooking up, I know I'm wasted.
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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And then I wake up not remembering posting that or how I got home. If anyone can explain to me why my table is broken, I would appreciate it.
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iīm drunk when i feel like dancing to rīnīb and start talking to strangers.
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sub bigred
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bigred
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sub to you too
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when I take out 100$ from my bank acct to continue buying 7$ beers at some stupid club.
bah I hate myself... that was rent money, now I dont have money for rent...
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bigred
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I also know I'm really drunk if I'm passed out on my futon with 28 days later on the tv.
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Trikflow77
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I know im drunk when i agrue with lukie about what drink tastes better!
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I know I'm drunk when my wife starts shouting at me, e.g. last night.
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euphoricism
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Originally Posted by Renton
when i feel an inexplicable urge to play guitar
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This is when they physically remove my car keys from my body. I try not to play guitar at parties because I'm all showoffish when I play, and then I get loud and start singing. So it only happens when I'm super trashed and I somehow get the keys and get a guitar from the car.
And no, I dont do coke. I dont know why I grind my teeth. But I grind them sober too but far harder when I start getting drunk.
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