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spoonitnow
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02-05-2008, 03:03 PM
Post subject: How to Deal with Beats
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Straight Flush
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GODDAMN IT STG UPID MOTHERFUCKERS SHIT COCK FUCKING PISS DRINKING ANAL WHORES WHAT THE FUCK JESUS CHRIST
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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XTR1000
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lol serious anger management 
get a spare mouse
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Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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biondino
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I end up punching myself, which has the benefit of not breaking anything combined with a short sharp shock of "ow! wtf are you doing you idiot??". It seems to work.
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Frink
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02-05-2008, 04:24 PM
Post subject: Re: How to Deal with Beats
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
GODDAMN IT STG UPID MOTHERFUCKERS SHIT COCK FUCKING PISS DRINKING ANAL WHORES WHAT THE FUCK JESUS CHRIST
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What? Did you have a stupid neighbor too? :P
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I have no sig. Quit looking down here.
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bigred
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rub one off
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Galapogos
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a neighbor??
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Jack Sawyer
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hookers
lots of hookers
lots of AAA hookers
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
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Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
hookers
lots of hookers
lots of AAA hookers
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and booze. Don't forget the booze
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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Jack Sawyer
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and booze
lots of booze
lots of jack daniels, buchanan's 18yr, absolut or ketel one, and very little cola
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Actually I just made this thread because I was bored.
I very rarely tilt at all, and it's almost always fairly subtle.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Jack Sawyer
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Let it out, son
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
Let it out, son
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Nah, I just don't feel any emotional reaction for the things that happen in poker. It's not like I hold things back or something along those lines, I'm just objective about it to the point that I just don't really care if I get sucked out on.
Early last month I had two back to back set over sets that I lost, one all in on the flop and another all in on the turn (ie, back to back one-outers that hit against me). One was with about 200bb stacks and the other was with about 150bb stacks. I just grinned and kept playing and honestly forgot about it after like half an hour. This was inside of my first 3k hands at 200nl too, btw.
The way I feel about it is I have more important shit to do with my time than get mad because other people suck at poker.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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shazbox
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Straight
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Get a wife....and knock her around.
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flomo
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Full House
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Originally Posted by shazbox
Get a wife....and knock her around.
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and then have kids and ....
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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gabe
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when i dropped 100k i was already drunk so it was easy to take
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kingnat
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Full House
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Remember if life makes you feel inadequate, you can always have children and verbally berate them for all the things you hate about yourself... that's the best. (in my case I needed to have two... some may need more... don't worry, the government will PAY you to have them!)
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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ChrisBCritter
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Full House
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Originally Posted by kingnat
Remember if life makes you feel inadequate, you can always have children and verbally berate them for all the things you hate about yourself... that's the best. (in my case I needed to have two... some may need more... don't worry, the government will PAY you to have them!)
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Really?
I'm still waiting for my check then... The $1000-per-child tax rebate doesn't seem to cover the diapers...
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Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
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lolzzz_321
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02-07-2008, 04:30 PM
Post subject: Re: How to Deal with Beats
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NO YOU
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
GODDAMN IT STG UPID MOTHERFUCKERS SHIT COCK FUCKING PISS DRINKING ANAL WHORES WHAT THE FUCK JESUS CHRIST
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http://my.pokernews.com/Retro83/tag/River/
First hand.
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mrhappy333
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Full House
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HOOKERS in NC, Winston Salem area.
Links on this Link, Are NSFW!
http://winstonsalem.craigslist.org/s...k=max&hasPic=1
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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Silly String
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Full House
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I have found that bitching out the fishy ass luckbox mother F***er with ****** words usually is positive EV since he usually gets up and leaves the table w/ all my monies. At least he can't suck out on me again & I feel superior.
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Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.
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boost
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
lots of AAA hookers
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unpossible.
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Jack Sawyer
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by boost
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Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
lots of AAA hookers
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unpossible. |
why not?
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI
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spoonitnow
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02-08-2008, 10:02 PM
Post subject: Re: How to Deal with Beats
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by Triptanes
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Yeah I've seen that before.
lolol
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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