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How being an asshole saved me from being a jehovah's witness

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  1. 07-23-2008 07:16 PM #1
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    Default How being an asshole saved me from being a jehovah's witness

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    xojessahhox: actually get this
    xojessahhox: my parents were baptized as jehovah's witnesses
    xojessahhox: which you have to take a test for and all this shit
    xojessahhox: so like
    xojessahhox: if you do something bad
    xojessahhox: the congregation shuns you for x amount of weeks or months
    xojessahhox: and at the time my mom smoked
    xojessahhox: and they shunned her
    xojessahhox: but like
    xojessahhox: other people smoked, like right after service in the parking lot in front of everybody and didn't get shit
    xojessahhox: and i think it's because i was a little bastard
    xojessahhox: now
    xojessahhox: my parents quit after that incident
    xojessahhox: so you could assume that there's a good chance me being a little bastard saved me from being a jesus freak
    xojessahhox: ...
    xojessahhox: ok that was a random outburst
    xojessahhox: i should post that on ftr

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  2. 07-23-2008 07:33 PM #2
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    wat? a hypocritical religion? I don't buy it.

    When I was growing up, the family next door was jehovahs witnesses. I never really thought much of it at first, but when she started asking about what people did at birthday parties and other holidays I felt bad. How do you raise your kid to not know what a birthday party is all about?!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkfan79
    wat? a hypocritical religion? I don't buy it.

    When I was growing up, the family next door was jehovahs witnesses. I never really thought much of it at first, but when she started asking about what people did at birthday parties and other holidays I felt bad. How do you raise your kid to not know what a birthday party is all about?!?!
    raise them in a cage?

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  4. 07-23-2008 09:38 PM #4
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    are those the dudes on bikes? I invited them in to play halo 3, and told them to go convert my neighbors cuz they were heathens.
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  5. 07-23-2008 09:41 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
    are those the dudes on bikes? I invited them in to play halo 3, and told them to go convert my neighbors cuz they were heathens.
    No, thats the mormons, the OTHER door to door religion.
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  6. 08-01-2008 05:27 PM #6
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    Oh No,, More Jehovahs Witness BS in the commune!!
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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