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Old 07-23-2008, 11:16 PM     Post subject: How being an asshole saved me from being a jehovah's witness #1 (permalink)  
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xojessahhox: actually get this
xojessahhox: my parents were baptized as jehovah's witnesses
xojessahhox: which you have to take a test for and all this shit
xojessahhox: so like
xojessahhox: if you do something bad
xojessahhox: the congregation shuns you for x amount of weeks or months
xojessahhox: and at the time my mom smoked
xojessahhox: and they shunned her
xojessahhox: but like
xojessahhox: other people smoked, like right after service in the parking lot in front of everybody and didn't get shit
xojessahhox: and i think it's because i was a little bastard
xojessahhox: now
xojessahhox: my parents quit after that incident
xojessahhox: so you could assume that there's a good chance me being a little bastard saved me from being a jesus freak
xojessahhox: ...
xojessahhox: ok that was a random outburst
xojessahhox: i should post that on ftr

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Old 07-23-2008, 11:33 PM #2 (permalink)  
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 wat? a hypocritical religion? I don't buy it.

When I was growing up, the family next door was jehovahs witnesses. I never really thought much of it at first, but when she started asking about what people did at birthday parties and other holidays I felt bad. How do you raise your kid to not know what a birthday party is all about?!?!
 
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Old 07-24-2008, 12:26 AM #3 (permalink)  
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wat? a hypocritical religion? I don't buy it.

When I was growing up, the family next door was jehovahs witnesses. I never really thought much of it at first, but when she started asking about what people did at birthday parties and other holidays I felt bad. How do you raise your kid to not know what a birthday party is all about?!?!
raise them in a cage?

 
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are those the dudes on bikes? I invited them in to play halo 3, and told them to go convert my neighbors cuz they were heathens.
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are those the dudes on bikes? I invited them in to play halo 3, and told them to go convert my neighbors cuz they were heathens.
No, thats the mormons, the OTHER door to door religion.
 
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Old 08-01-2008, 09:27 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Oh No,, More Jehovahs Witness BS in the commune!!
3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
 
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