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06-24-2008, 02:01 AM
Post subject: Hot Chicks with Douchebags
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Came across this little gem on my "hot chicks in diapers" search:
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"Pictures of hot chicks with total and complete douchebags. With commentary."
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http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
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Monty3038
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I check this site every day for not only the stupidity of the comments but the occasional serious hottie to appear... of course you have to hold your hand over the douchebag next to her...
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wufwugy
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god women are so stupid
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yeah.....
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well.....yeah....not much can be put into words here.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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awesome site
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funny shit
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Warpe
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this guy grooms more than Lukie:
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Warpe
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The writing is awesome:
"there are douches, there are uberdouches, and then there are the exalted scrote."
"As with every Monthly winner, the hott and choad must commingle in a noxious stench of wrong. A steaming poo-pile of all that rots our collective soul from within."
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haha wp wes
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3k post - Return of the blog!
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haha wp wes
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TY.
Now if he would just read this thread it would be much better..lol.
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Originally Posted by Warpe
this guy grooms more than Lukie:
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I think that's a mannequin.
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lol wes
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
lol wes
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<3<3<3 JK, Spoony.
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Originally Posted by bode
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FYP
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Originally Posted by Warpe
this guy grooms more than Lukie:
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He's real?
Is he not made of wax?
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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i guess now is a good enough time to bust out my theory that women are blind?
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Warpe
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
i guess now is a good enough time to bust out my theory that women are blind?
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ya think?
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
i guess now is a good enough time to bust out my theory that women are blind?
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Most of them dont go by looks. They are more interested in being with popular or rich guys. i guess it makes them feel better about themselves.
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wufwugy
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
i guess now is a good enough time to bust out my theory that women are blind?
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Most of them dont go by looks. They are more interested in being with popular or rich guys. i guess it makes them feel better about themselves. |
its more of an evolutionary/survival/genetics thing.
throughout the evolution of homo sapiens as well as our non-sapiens ancestors, the best way for females to determine how good of genetic their babies would get was by social status of males. this is because back then the males with the best genes rose to the top, by and large. that is still the case now to a great degree, but modern society is more tainted than ancient societies in this regard due to a sort of byproduct of the social status/genetics relationship.
this byproduct im referring to is basically a looseish definition of nobility. the cream rises to the top so it makes sense that the descendants of those on top should also be considered top. installing this paradigm (which provokes a reduction in competition) makes it less likely that those on top have the best genes, however.
we have not evolved to adapt to this since no line of 'nobility' has remained on top for longer than a couple hundred years. thats nothing when we're dealing with evolution over a few 100k years time.
the main purpose behind sex is reproduction, and the main factor in reproductive survival is genetics, and females making babies with those who at least seem to have the best genes is most important. it makes perfect sense why the primary sexual concern of women is in social status.
it also makes sense that the primary sexual concern of men is in physical attraction. lets face facts, if sex didnt exist no man would ever even talk to a woman because women are more boring and less intellectually and physically capable at things related to surviving the harshness of mother earth than men, generally.
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I'm waiting on this to turn into a discussion on pick-up.
Also, wuf is sexist.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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[11:11] <+bikes> bitches love your face
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wufwugy
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spoon looks like jeremy piven meets joe rogan
and lol if you think im sexist. i am, no doubt, but not in any false discriminatory sense. youd also think i was racist if i posted about certain studies done on mental/emotional/physical abilities/tendencies of different races.
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spoonitnow
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No, you're just sexist.
As for racist, I have no bearing on that.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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wufwugy
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omg
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spoonitnow
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Well, you are.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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wufwugy
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omg
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And actually you're racist too because you have no black girls in your avatar or signature.
P-P-P-Pwned.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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wufwugy
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you read me like a hieroglyphics
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Stacks
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
And actually you're racist too because you have no black girls in your avatar or signature.
P-P-P-Pwned.
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How come blacks are the only other race you bring up here sir?
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wufwugy
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wufwugy
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here you go spoonie
god black women have the nicest lips. actually so do asians, some hispanics, and some eastern europeans. most whities have shit for lips tho and thats retarded since they're so awesome. a 10 with thin lips is really an 8. also a 10 with short hair is an 8.
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
here you go spoonie
god black women have the nicest lips. actually so do asians, some hispanics, and some eastern europeans. most whities have shit for lips tho and thats retarded since they're so awesome. a 10 with thin lips is really an 8. also a 10 with short hair is an 8. |
Have you ever wanted to bend a bitch over like this, stick your dick in her ass, and see how long you can balance on her Superman-style with your arms and legs straight out?
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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wufwugy
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nope, never
not once
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what the hell is going on in this thread
ahhhhhhhhhhhh
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wufwugy
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omg
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Galapogos
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06-27-2008, 07:43 PM
Post subject: Re: Hot Chicks with Douchebags
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#38 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Warpe
Came across this little gem on my "hot chicks in diapers"
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My favorite part of the thread.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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