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Renton
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09-04-2010, 10:03 AM
Post subject: Honey Badger (guinness record for most fearless animal)
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Straight Flush
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One of the most awesome things I've ever read/seen. If you are short on time, just watch the youtube video.
Badass of the Week: Honey Badger (Ratel)
YouTube - MUST WATCH: Honey Badger-The Most Fearless Animal on Earth
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b-rabbit
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Straight
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honey badger will fuck you up!
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do the right thing.
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Hawk
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Flush
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lol i love badassoftheweek.com
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BankItDrew
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Now, the Puff Adder is one of the most murder-tastic snakes on the entire continent. One of these vipers possesses enough venom to kill 4 or 5 men, and they are so violent, toxic, and aggressive that they routinely account for more human fatalities than any other African snake. But the Honey Badger doesn't give a crap – he comes across a puff adder that is eating a rat, and his first instinct is to run up, grab the rat out of the snake's mouth, carry it a few feet away, and then eat the rat right in front of the snake just to show the adder that he's a bitch. After eating the stolen meal, the Badger than decides, "Screw it, now I'm going to eat this damn snake too." This really takes being an asshole to another level, which is something I can appreciate. The adder and the Ratel fight, and the Honey Badger kills the viper, but not before being bitten in the face and pumped full of enough venom to kill a creature three times its size. The Badger succumbs to the poison, falls unconscious, but then – amazingly – somehow comes back to life and continues devouring the already-half-eaten snake.
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too badass
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XTR1000
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Its probably the name men have given him thats made him so angry
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yo
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Icanhastreebet
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Full House
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epic badger is epic
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badgers
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4-of-a-Kind
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i approve of this badger.
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3k post - Return of the blog!
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Vinland
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I havent watched this clip but I saw one once where it went into a bee hive and basically ate all the honey while the bees were going apeshit on him....it didnt give a rip.
I also saw a clip where he climbed to the very top of a tree to the outmost branch to get a snake for dinner.
Yup, its badass.
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Flush
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Awesome. Always wondered wtf a honey badger was after hearing it used as a call sign for the (fairly badass) armoured MPV in one of the final levels of COD:MW2.
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Hoopy
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Killing machine ITT.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Jesus, it killed a lion by ripping it's balls off. That's the worst...death....ever
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ATOTHEC101
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Awesome, nuff said.
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"This sure beats Super Mario Bros.!" is my ejaculation catch phrase.
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mbiz
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Straight
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how can they judge whether or not an animal is fearless. so rtarded
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Pretty easy. There is a system pioneered by the late, great Steve Irwin.
You sneak up on the animal, wrestle it to the ground, then stick your thumb up it's butt. At this point, you can accurately gauge an animal's bravery from its bravado.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Renton
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Straight Flush
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mbiz
how can they judge whether or not an animal is fearless. so rtarded
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Probably there were a series of nominated animals by various advocates, and a general consensus of the most fearless one was determined by a panel of fear experts.
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BennyLaRue
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What, like Joe Rogan?
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Lucothefish
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Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Pretty easy. There is a system pioneered by the late, great Steve Irwin.
You sneak up on the animal, wrestle it to the ground, then stick your thumb up it's butt. At this point, you can accurately gauge an animal's bravery from its bravado.
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ha ha ha ha epic
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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Penneywize
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If humans hadn't become the dominant species on earth I bet these little fuckers would have.
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bigred
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Penneywize
If humans hadn't become the dominant species on earth I bet these little fuckers would have.
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We must exterminate them before they take over!
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