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BoondockSaint
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02-11-2005, 06:19 PM
Post subject: Holy shit be glad this isn't your girlfriend
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4-of-a-Kind
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Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Thu Feb 10, 9:56 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters
LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.
She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."
Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.
Something doesnt add up here???? He refused her sex??????? Can anyone make any sense out of that??????
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Corey
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Full House
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sw33t jesus, i woulda just fucked her to get it over with to shut teh bitch up.
she musta been fugly; kinda like Ultimate George's ol lady 
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Corey
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UG
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Don't hate the player.
Hate the game.
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koolmoe
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02-11-2005, 07:24 PM
Post subject: Re: Holy shit be glad this isn't your girlfriend
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Full House
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Originally Posted by BoondockSaint
She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."
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That's true friendship.
If I had been the friend, I'd have had to add, "Don't get any ideas. This is the only time I'll be touching your balls."
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gabe
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That's a funny place to hide it.
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Sed
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Full House
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What is it with that island and people losing their nuts lately.... Dwarf you might want to think about getting out of there.
- sed
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BoondockSaint
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Originally Posted by sed
What is it with that island and people losing their nuts lately.... Dwarf you might want to think about getting out of there.
- sed
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lol fo sho. I didnt even realize it came from the same place. Be careful pickin a woman dwarf.
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stevedonel
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Originally Posted by sed
What is it with that island and people losing their nuts lately.... Dwarf you might want to think about getting out of there.
- sed
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well, the other guy did it himself. Really, I'd rather give her the bone than have her take the ball.
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Is that guy still part of the forum??
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What can I say, Liverpudlians are stupid.
Thank God I live many many miles away from Liverpool.
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Phew72
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Originally Posted by dwarfman1990
What can I say, Liverpudlians are stupid.
Thank God I live many many miles away from Liverpool.
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Careful there Dwarfie!
Don't you live in Coventry  . I'll say no more.
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<Jessie May>Try reading that poker face.
<Grub Smith>There's a lot of face to read. It really is a big head.
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soupie
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Thats the girl who harvests the organs for my transplants. She takes from those who dont appreciate them and gives them to those who need them.
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Thats the girl who harvests the organs for my transplants. She takes from those who dont appreciate them and gives them to those who need them.
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And I offically nominate soupie for creepiest man in FTR.
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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DavSimon
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by soupie
Thats the girl who harvests the organs for my transplants. She takes from those who dont appreciate them and gives them to those who need them.
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And I offically nominate soupie for creepiest man in FTR.
-'rilla |
Hey now....I directly benefited from Soupie's relationship with; Amanda "the testicle ripper" Monti. Soupie is not creepy, he has simply found a market niche that needs filling......so to speak.
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Yeah, he should of hit it from behind. And then Donkey Punched her unconcious. Would have got away with both balls intact.
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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Europe w00t!
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bigred
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I really wish I hadn't read this thread, dammit.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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PO$$E$$ED
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Flush
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omg
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bigred
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Even I think this thread bumping thing is stupid.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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PO$$E$$ED
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Flush
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I love it when chicks hide my balls in their mouth
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
I love it when dudes hide my balls in their mouth
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fyp
that was a close one
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LOL OPERATIONS
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PO$$E$$ED
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Flush
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Originally Posted by bigred
I stupid.
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PO$$E$$ED
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Flush
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omg fyp brb bbq
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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by bigred
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Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
I love it when dudes hide my balls in their mouth
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fyp
that was a close one |
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