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pokerplyr247
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10-10-2008, 04:49 AM
Post subject: "High Card" hand under sig.
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Is this based on the number of post you make or what?
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Yes posts made in any forum other than the commune and a couple of other non strategy forums.
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Galapogos
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It's based on penis size. Sorry man.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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wesrman
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It's based on penis size. Sorry man.
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LOL.
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It's based on penis size. Sorry man.
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you have four penises?
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wufwugy
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apparently i have a full house of penis
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It's based on penis size. Sorry man.
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Awesome!
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pokerplyr247
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ROFLMAO Nice welcome to the forums folks.....thanks for the giggles!
Galapogos, please tell me that's not a real person in your sig? That's not you I hope?
wufwugy, please tell me that IS you! Nice pic either way she has nice elbows.
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wesrman
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Originally Posted by pokerplyr247
ROFLMAO Nice welcome to the forums folks.....thanks for the giggles!
Galapogos, please tell me that's not a real person in your sig? That's not you I hope?
wufwugy, please tell me that IS you! Nice pic either way she has nice elbows.
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Welcome.
Im guessing u cant see sigs???
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aka_red
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Originally Posted by pokerplyr247
wufwugy, please tell me that IS you! Nice pic either way she has nice elbows.
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please don't flatter or encourage him. he is consistently the worst poster on the forum.
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[11:11] <+bikes> bitches love your face
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pokerplyr247
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Welcome.
Im guessing u cant see sigs???
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Yes I can see sigs.
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please don't flatter or encourage him. he is consistently the worst poster on the forum.
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Him? wufwugy is a Him?
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wesrman
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Originally Posted by pokerplyr247
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PostPosted: Fri, 10 Oct 2008, 12:16pm
Welcome.
Im guessing u cant see sigs???
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Yes I can see sigs.
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please don't flatter or encourage him. he is consistently the worst poster on the forum.
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Him? wufwugy is a Him? |
So did u think that all 4 of the girls were him??? Or all 4 the same girl??? Now im confused.
And hes far from the worst poster on here.
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pokerplyr247
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Originally Posted by pokerplyr247
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PostPosted: Fri, 10 Oct 2008, 12:16pm
Welcome.
Im guessing u cant see sigs???
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Yes I can see sigs.
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please don't flatter or encourage him. he is consistently the worst poster on the forum.
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Him? wufwugy is a Him? |
So did u think that all 4 of the girls were him??? Or all 4 the same girl??? Now im confused.
And hes far from the worst poster on here. |
What 4 girls. I only see 1 in this post. On the path in the woods.
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wesrman
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What 4 girls. I only see 1 in this post. On the path in the woods.
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Thought so. What u see is his avatar, not his sig. The sig is under the post.
You may have to make a certain amount of posts or turn on sigs in your profile, im not sure. Maybe a mod can tell you if any are around.
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pokerplyr247
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Originally Posted by pokerplyr247
What 4 girls. I only see 1 in this post. On the path in the woods.
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Thought so. What u see is his avatar, not his sig. The sig is under the post.
You may have to make a certain amount of posts or turn on sigs in your profile, im not sure. Maybe a mod can tell you if any are around. |
Ahhhh. I've been schooled. Thanks man! I believe you have to reach 10 post to have a sigs. Maybe to see them also.
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one of the chicks from his sig
can you see this on wufwugys post?
if not, then you have sigs disabled. check your control panel.
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Yep that was it. Thanks Jack. But sigs are so distracting, (even if they are HOT), I'm not sure it's a plus having them on. I'm not here for soft porn, but I am a man.
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I like him
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please don't flatter or encourage him. he is consistently the worst poster on the forum.
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And hes far from the worst poster on here. |
and who do you offer up as a worse poster?
perhaps yourself?
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[11:11] <+bikes> bitches love your face
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pokerplyr247
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How do you put a animated GIF in ur sig anyway?
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<<<<<<<<only ranking that matters
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apparently i have a house full of penis
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maybe don't live in a frathouse? HTH
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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bode
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penises or penii. discuss.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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confirmed based on penis size.
Mine's a joke 
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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At least it's a fucking joke.
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geddit?
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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'splain plz?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Halv
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The queen is the chick fucking the king. Fuck king. Fucking.
NOW LAUGH DAMMIT!!!
edit: now I notice that I've got the Kd. Stay back, sister, there will be no playing with my  .
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAH dont hurt me
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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zook
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I don't really get it Halv, but it seems like a good place for this 
pokerplyr247, welcome, but before you spend too much time posting, I'd create an account with a new name
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wesrman
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perhaps yourself?
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Possibly, but at least i dont act like a retard that purposely tries to get strikes so i can be act like im a bad ass.
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i can't see sigs
it's -EV to see them
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Halv
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I don't really get it Halv, but it seems like a good place for this |
Any place is a good place for bananasex!
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pokerplyr247, welcome, but before you spend too much time posting, I'd create an account with a new name
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Or just ask xianti to change it for you .
I want "halv" dammit! 
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Halv
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skåååååååååååååål
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...create an account with a new name
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Or just ask xianti to change it for you . |
Actually, don't. I haven't even been responding to PM requests for name changes lately.
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[quote="Xianti"]
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...create an account with a new name
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Or just ask xianti to change it for you . |
Actually, don't. I haven't even been responding to PM requests for name changes lately.[/quote
PM sent!
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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two of us have the Qd. it pleases me.
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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Originally Posted by pokerplyr247
wufwugy, please tell me that IS you! Nice pic either way she has nice elbows.
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please don't flatter or encourage him. he is consistently the worst poster on the forum. |
you're just pissed off that i owned your soul then explained to you why i owned your soul
you are likely bipolar; seek help
if you have anything to say to me or anything to say about me then get back on aim so i can slap the bitch out of you
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two of us have the Qd. it pleases me.
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Are you suggesting that you're a lesbian?
Just asking.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by pokerplyr247
wufwugy, please tell me that IS you! Nice pic either way she has nice elbows.
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please don't flatter or encourage him. he is consistently the worst poster on the forum. |
you're just pissed off that i owned your soul then explained to you why i owned your soul |
HH?
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[04:18] <+Bbickes> do u has teh agoraphobia?
[04:18] <+fat> im agressive yes
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i hate my name... i dont even know wtf it means.
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I post nonconstructive piss
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aka_red
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
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Originally Posted by reDZill4
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Originally Posted by pokerplyr247
wufwugy, please tell me that IS you! Nice pic either way she has nice elbows.
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please don't flatter or encourage him. he is consistently the worst poster on the forum. |
you're just pissed off that i owned your soul then explained to you why i owned your soul
you are likely bipolar; seek help
if you have anything to say to me or anything to say about me then get back on aim so i can slap the bitch out of you |
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wufwugy
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[11:11] <+bikes> bitches love your face
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donkbee
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Originally Posted by courtiebee
two of us have the Qd. it pleases me.
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Are you suggesting that you're a lesbian?
Just asking. |
You and Xianti said it, not me.
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Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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wufwugy
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
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Originally Posted by reDZill4
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Originally Posted by pokerplyr247
wufwugy, please tell me that IS you! Nice pic either way she has nice elbows.
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please don't flatter or encourage him. he is consistently the worst poster on the forum. |
you're just pissed off that i owned your soul then explained to you why i owned your soul
you are likely bipolar; seek help
if you have anything to say to me or anything to say about me then get back on aim so i can slap the bitch out of you |
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wufwugy
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that entry was made by a member on a different forum i used to post on. he went by the handle jolio and was the coolest motherfucker ive ever known from the internets. he called himself carl here because for a while i thought his name was carl, and he kept the joke rolling for a while.
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BankItDrew
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i usually skip over and ignore all of the quoted quoted quotes conversations, but i admit i read that one and thought it was pretty funny.
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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Originally Posted by reDZill4
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Originally Posted by wesrman
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please don't flatter or encourage him. he is consistently the worst poster on the forum.
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And hes far from the worst poster on here. |
and who do you offer up as a worse poster?
perhaps yourself? |
I'm the worst poster, {acronym Renton hates}
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