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Old 05-26-2009, 12:13 AM     Post subject: HIDE YOUR BABIES #1 (permalink)  
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Old 05-26-2009, 12:20 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 05-26-2009, 12:32 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 05-26-2009, 12:52 AM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 05-26-2009, 12:54 AM #6 (permalink)  
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plus birthday bj amirite?
You've obviously never been with the same women for 14 years
 
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plus birthday bj amirite?
You've obviously never been with the same women for 14 years
Why on earth would you do this?
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Old 05-26-2009, 04:09 AM #13 (permalink)  
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plus birthday bj amirite?
You've obviously never been with the same women for 14 years
Why on earth would you do this?
maybe he's in looooooooooooooOOoooove.

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Old 05-26-2009, 04:11 AM #14 (permalink)  
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plus birthday bj amirite?
You've obviously never been with the same women for 14 years
Why on earth would you do this?
maybe he's in looooooooooooooOOoooove.

or she's a good cook.
Ya those are reasons
 
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Old 05-26-2009, 04:15 AM #15 (permalink)  
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wow I love that baby sandwich picture so much.

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Old 05-26-2009, 04:47 AM #16 (permalink)  
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How do you keep them both around?
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Old 05-26-2009, 05:05 AM #18 (permalink)  
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Old 05-26-2009, 05:17 AM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 05-26-2009, 06:46 AM #21 (permalink)  
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maybe he's in looooooooooooooOOoooove.

or she's a good cook.
Ya those are reasons
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Old 05-26-2009, 06:55 AM #22 (permalink)  
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Old 05-26-2009, 07:11 AM #23 (permalink)  
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Old 05-26-2009, 07:16 AM #24 (permalink)  
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Old 05-26-2009, 07:52 AM #25 (permalink)  
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Old 05-26-2009, 07:45 PM #27 (permalink)  
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Thanks guys. Got no respect at the tables last night though. I got happy birthdayed up the wazoo.
 
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