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Old 12-14-2008, 06:30 PM     Post subject: Hi I knew to forum #1 (permalink)  
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i just say hi and advise poker good luck




I'm not sure if this shit is funny or just annoying, but I would love to watch one of these little bastards try to figure out why their post count isn't going up when they post in here.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 12-14-2008, 06:31 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 12-14-2008, 06:32 PM #3 (permalink)  
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hi spoon and ty, i too am knew to forum.
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Old 12-14-2008, 06:34 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 12-14-2008, 06:35 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Whoops, edited because I accidentally clicked submit and there are already like 3 responses lol.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 12-14-2008, 07:18 PM #6 (permalink)  
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hi spoo nitnow. Thankful for you wish good luck. i hope make many friends for poker on site. It is best place of advise and help me can play better.



I can haz freeroll?
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Old 12-14-2008, 07:24 PM #7 (permalink)  
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I cant no why the count post not go up? Do anybody have advise on this? And i no my worths here is more important than spoonitnows.
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Old 12-14-2008, 07:39 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 12-14-2008, 07:56 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Hello each one, I' ; m satisfied to be here. I supervise it ahead with the tank with each one here and to examine the admirable play of the póker. also hope to take share some of its own tournaments of the freeroll in a certain point. - pedro1950
 
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HI PEDRo1950 are you from the denmarks to liek me?
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Old 12-14-2008, 08:10 PM #11 (permalink)  
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this imo


 
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Old 12-14-2008, 08:13 PM #12 (permalink)  
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ha! Im new too see you on the felt!

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 12-14-2008, 08:20 PM #13 (permalink)  
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ha! Im gay too see you on the felt!
FYP.
 
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Old 12-14-2008, 08:28 PM #14 (permalink)  
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rilla is gay? makes sense now that I think about it.


 
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Old 12-14-2008, 08:38 PM #15 (permalink)  
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when we're holding hands, it's like having sex to me

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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when we're having sex, it's like holding hands to me so whatever


 
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Old 12-15-2008, 12:23 AM #17 (permalink)  
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Old 12-15-2008, 12:54 AM #18 (permalink)  
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hi my engrish is vary bad too, bot cud I haz a paszwerd for freetrolling?
3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
 
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you sound racist


 
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Old 12-15-2008, 01:31 AM #20 (permalink)  
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only against blacks and mexicans

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Old 12-15-2008, 01:32 AM #21 (permalink)  
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oh and azns!

edit are jews a race?

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Old 12-15-2008, 09:36 PM #22 (permalink)  
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I'm sorry but how did this not get any love?
LOL OPERATIONS
 
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Old 12-15-2008, 11:46 PM #23 (permalink)  
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I'm sorry but how did this not get any love?
it was poty imo. who knew cats and captions could be funny? you might be on to something here.
 
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:12 AM #24 (permalink)  
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I'm sorry but how did this not get any love?
it was poty imo. who knew cats and captions could be funny? you might be on to something here.
Agreed.
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:15 AM #25 (permalink)  
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:22 AM #26 (permalink)  
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