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spoonitnow
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12-14-2008, 06:30 PM
Post subject: Hi I knew to forum
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Straight Flush
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i just say hi and advise poker good luck 
I'm not sure if this shit is funny or just annoying, but I would love to watch one of these little bastards try to figure out why their post count isn't going up when they post in here.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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UG
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Moderator
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hey guy
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JKDS
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Full House
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hi spoon and ty, i too am knew to forum.
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Originally Posted by OngBonga
But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
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GTFU Noob
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Whoops, edited because I accidentally clicked submit and there are already like 3 responses lol.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Xianti
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Administrator
Administrator
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hi spoo nitnow. Thankful for you wish good luck. i hope make many friends for poker on site. It is best place of advise and help me can play better.
I can haz freeroll?
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shazbox
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Straight
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I cant no why the count post not go up? Do anybody have advise on this? And i no my worths here is more important than spoonitnows.
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Hawk
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Flush
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Ash256
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4-of-a-Kind
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Hello each one, I' ; m satisfied to be here. I supervise it ahead with the tank with each one here and to examine the admirable play of the póker. also hope to take share some of its own tournaments of the freeroll in a certain point. - pedro1950
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shazbox
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Straight
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HI PEDRo1950 are you from the denmarks to liek me?
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UG
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Originally Posted by Hawkfan79
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this imo
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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ha! Im new too see you on the felt!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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wesrman
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Full House
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
ha! Im gay too  see you on the felt!
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FYP.
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UG
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Moderator
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rilla is gay? makes sense now that I think about it.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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when we're holding hands, it's like having sex to me
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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UG
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Moderator
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when we're having sex, it's like holding hands to me so whatever
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bigred
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LOL OPERATIONS
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mrhappy333
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Full House
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hi my engrish is vary bad too, bot cud I haz a paszwerd for freetrolling?
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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UG
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you sound racist
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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only against blacks and mexicans
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
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oh and azns!
edit are jews a race?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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I'm sorry but how did this not get any love?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Hawk
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Flush
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I'm sorry but how did this not get any love?
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it was poty imo. who knew cats and captions could be funny? you might be on to something here.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Originally Posted by Hawkfan79
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Originally Posted by bigred
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Originally Posted by bigred
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I'm sorry but how did this not get any love?
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it was poty imo. who knew cats and captions could be funny? you might be on to something here.
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Agreed.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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DaddyDeez
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Straight
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harro guy i have 100 post
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I post nonconstructive piss
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kb coolman
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Flush
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Hellos people!!!
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