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Old 03-04-2010, 05:05 PM     Post subject: Hi everyone! #1 (permalink)  
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I'm new here and trying to figure everything out!

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Old 03-04-2010, 10:17 PM #2 (permalink)  
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I'd suggest you pick a better team.

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Old 03-04-2010, 10:30 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 03-04-2010, 10:57 PM #4 (permalink)  
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I'd suggest you pick a better team.
Yea right, you wouldn't know a good team if a monkey played on it.

The Falcons are the best!
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Old 03-05-2010, 12:15 AM #5 (permalink)  
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Tom Brady > Matt Ryan
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Old 03-05-2010, 12:22 AM #6 (permalink)  
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Tom Brady > Matt Ryan
Matt ryan is going into his 3rd season as a starting qb in the nfl.

Tom brady is washed up.

*Falcons > Patriots*
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Old 03-05-2010, 12:26 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Neither of those facts are true.

Matt Ryan accidentally the football
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Old 03-05-2010, 12:32 AM #8 (permalink)  
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Neither of those facts are true.

Matt Ryan accidentally the football
Okay, if you're a homer you might not think tom brady is washed up.

But what makes you think this isn't matt ryans third season???

LMAO

What do you mean he accidentally the football?!
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Old 03-05-2010, 12:35 AM #9 (permalink)  
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He accidentally the football


Pretty straightforward
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Old 03-05-2010, 12:40 AM #10 (permalink)  
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He accidentally the football


Pretty straightforward
Well it wasn't by accident that the Falcons had back to back winning seasons for the first time in franchise history (44 seasons)

Both seasons had matt ryan as starter.

He's the best Falcons QB ever.

Don't be jealous. I know the whole league is.

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Old 03-05-2010, 12:42 AM #11 (permalink)  
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Yeah, but he also accidentally the endzone
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Old 03-05-2010, 12:57 AM #12 (permalink)  
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accidentally what?
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Old 03-05-2010, 12:58 AM #13 (permalink)  
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accidentally what?
He's not making any sense!

It's too funny.

LMAO!

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Old 03-05-2010, 01:06 AM #14 (permalink)  
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accidentally what?


The endzone


(You ruined it though, I was willing to do this forever)
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Old 03-05-2010, 01:09 AM #15 (permalink)  
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Well it wasn't by accident that the Falcons had back to back winning seasons for the first time in franchise history (44 seasons)

Both seasons had matt ryan as starter.

He's the best Falcons QB ever.

Don't be jealous. I know the whole league is.

Brady had a super bowl ring by now imo

Mike Vick?
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Old 03-05-2010, 01:40 AM #16 (permalink)  
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He accidentally the WHOLE endzone?!
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Old 03-05-2010, 01:40 AM #17 (permalink)  
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Brady had a super bowl ring by now imo

Mike Vick?
You are a joke my man, tom brady is not as good as he was.

Vick is a dog killer who should be working at the humane society.

Matt Ryan is da man!

Matty Ice!
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Old 03-05-2010, 02:38 AM #18 (permalink)  
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Still, I could list 31 other NFL teams which would be a better choice than the Falcons.

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Old 03-05-2010, 02:42 AM #19 (permalink)  
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Still, I could list 31 other NFL teams which would be a better choice than the Falcons.
Yea right, you couldn't name 5.

Geez, what an obvious Matt Ryan hater.
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Old 03-05-2010, 02:58 AM #20 (permalink)  
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Old 03-05-2010, 11:14 AM #21 (permalink)  
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Big Red gives me the lolage.
Big red gives me a hard time.

I'm new here for crying out loud!

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everyone gets a hard time when they first arrive. prob best to get your presentation out of the way then we can all move on.
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Old 03-05-2010, 12:33 PM #24 (permalink)  
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Thank goodness, I thought I was the only one who was told my team stinks when I first arrive in my intro thread.

LOL Thanks for the warm welcome!

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Thanks, this seems like a cool place with lots of information and poker strategy.

I like giving my two cents about poker hands and how they were played.

Thanks for giving me such a warm welcome and I will try to return the favor.
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Old 03-08-2010, 08:29 PM #27 (permalink)  
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Thanks, this seems like a cool place with lots of information and poker strategy.

I like giving my two cents about poker hands and how they were played.

Thanks for giving me such a warm welcome and I will try to return the favor.
Just make sure you don't accidentally your two cents with your poker hands
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Why do I think OP is actually older than I am? I truly laughed out loud at this thread. Bigred finally came through on something.

Oh, and op needs to learn that back to back winning seasons doesn't make Matty Ryan an all pro QB.

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Yea right, you wouldn't know a good team if a monkey played on it.
How does a monkey playing on the team make it a good team?


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