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appomeorutt
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04-01-2009, 01:16 AM
Post subject: Hi everyone
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#1 (permalink)
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: United States
Posts: 1
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New to the forum, greetings to all.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
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{Moved from OPR}
Please read forum stickies and post messages in appropriate forums or edit your post to say "Hi I'm new, what poker rooms do people play in?"
For better chance of survival, edit post to say "Bigred is my daddy and I accidentally him"
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LOL OPERATIONS
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flomo
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: mashing potatoes
Posts: 878
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ripjohngotti
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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GatorJH
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: HotLanta
Posts: 3,179
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Isn't Swiggidy on deck to haze this rookie?
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
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Swiggidy has little time to haze the rookie
He's busy on his phone trying to get nookie
Instead of sending her a text that would please
He sent one saying "Hey baby, $1 grilled cheese"
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LOL OPERATIONS
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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your words are full of fail
the sun hates you, face so pale
It's 4 lines that makes this post legit?
I'm 6 syllabuls from saying fck it.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Loser's Lounge
Posts: 2,322
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by bigred
Swiggidy has little time to haze the rookie
He's busy on his phone trying to get nookie
Instead of sending her a text that would please
He sent one saying "Hey baby, $1 grilled cheese"
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This man has talent.
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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GatorJH
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: HotLanta
Posts: 3,179
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Red can speak in rhymes we know that to be true
The words he posts today show that through and through
Alas if his poker skillz were as good as his prose
on the tables he would have more highs than lows
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 646
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I demand every poem use this as the last line:
"lol see yous on the felt"
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