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Old 04-01-2009, 01:16 AM     Post subject: Hi everyone #1 (permalink)  

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Old 04-01-2009, 01:00 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Please read forum stickies and post messages in appropriate forums or edit your post to say "Hi I'm new, what poker rooms do people play in?"

For better chance of survival, edit post to say "Bigred is my daddy and I accidentally him"
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Old 04-01-2009, 02:58 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 04-01-2009, 04:45 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Isn't Swiggidy on deck to haze this rookie?
Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
 
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Old 04-01-2009, 05:08 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Swiggidy has little time to haze the rookie
He's busy on his phone trying to get nookie
Instead of sending her a text that would please
He sent one saying "Hey baby, $1 grilled cheese"
LOL OPERATIONS
 
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Old 04-01-2009, 05:45 PM #6 (permalink)  
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your words are full of fail
the sun hates you, face so pale
It's 4 lines that makes this post legit?
I'm 6 syllabuls from saying fck it.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:43 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Swiggidy has little time to haze the rookie
He's busy on his phone trying to get nookie
Instead of sending her a text that would please
He sent one saying "Hey baby, $1 grilled cheese"
This man has talent.


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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
 
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:59 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Red can speak in rhymes we know that to be true
The words he posts today show that through and through
Alas if his poker skillz were as good as his prose
on the tables he would have more highs than lows
Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
 
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Old 04-01-2009, 08:02 PM #9 (permalink)  
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