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TheGOODgirl
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My name is Gwen. I am a vegetarian Aries who is just getting started playing poker. My boyfriend Max aka Massimo aka Numbr2intheworld is tryin to teach me how to play but I really would appreciate your help! You can find me on the Sit-n-go forums.
GG... hehe
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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sup gwen, i just ate bambi for dinner
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TheGOODgirl
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Hey Carl, how was the deer? I haven't always been a vegetarian. Deer was pretty gamey tasting to me when I used to eat it, but since your meal was so young in age the meat must have at least been pretty tender. How tender is your meat, Carl?
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Micro2Macro
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Hi. I think I may have a reputation for blowing introductions, so I'd like to change that by giving you a warm welcome to FTR. (Not like giving yuo a warm welcome as in touching you because well that would be sexual harrassment but what I mean is friendly you know? Okay I'm going to stop talking now because I'm about to blow another one.)
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"Once we reach a certain level of mastery, we see there are higher levels and challenges. If we are disciplined and patient, we proceed. At each higher level, new pleasures and insights await us--ones not even suspected when we started out. We can take this as far as we want--in any human activity there is always a higher level to which we can aspire."
Check out my blog here!
"You are a degenerate Gaam-balur"
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Micro2Macro
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Also iirc Max is a baller? You're likely going to learn lots.
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"Once we reach a certain level of mastery, we see there are higher levels and challenges. If we are disciplined and patient, we proceed. At each higher level, new pleasures and insights await us--ones not even suspected when we started out. We can take this as far as we want--in any human activity there is always a higher level to which we can aspire."
Check out my blog here!
"You are a degenerate Gaam-balur"
http://www.philgalfond.com/lets-make-some-changes/
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Your boyfriend is almost as stupid as that redgrape guy...
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LOL OPERATIONS
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
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Hi Gwen.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Warpe
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I'm a Gemini meat eater.
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BankItDrew
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4-of-a-Kind
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Tits?
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Originally Posted by TheGOODgirl
Hey Carl, how was the deer? I haven't always been a vegetarian. Deer was pretty gamey tasting to me when I used to eat it, but since your meal was so young in age the meat must have at least been pretty tender. How tender is your meat, Carl?
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oh so tender
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Get your own badge! Click profile at the top and FTR Badge from the left nav.
"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
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Jack Sawyer
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Originally Posted by Warpe
I'm a Gemini meat eater.
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Hi 5!
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI
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jyms
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Originally Posted by Warpe
I'm a Gemini meat eater.
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
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Originally Posted by TheGOODgirl
Hey Carl, how was the deer? I haven't always been a vegetarian. Deer was pretty gamey tasting to me when I used to eat it, but since your meal was so young in age the meat must have at least been pretty tender. How tender is your meat, Carl?
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oh so tender |
The appropriate response to "how tender is your meat, Carl" is actually "it's not tender so much as firm and throbbing".
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IowaSkinsFan
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Straight Flush
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Confirmed actually Max's gf.
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amir is cool
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3-of-a-Kind
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DONT MIND ME IM JUST PASSING THRU
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[21:38] <dranger> WTF HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO BOOT CAMP
[21:40] <kiwiMark> THERE IS A NEW PRESIDENT OF THE UNITES STATES CALLED BARACK OBAMA AND HE'S NOT VERY WHITE
[21:40] <kiwiMark> THIS IS NOT A LEVEL.
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mrhappy333
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Full House
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Pics!
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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b-rabbit
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Straight
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i'm also a gemini meat eater. so thats like 4 of us at least. we dominate this thread
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do the right thing.
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d0zer
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Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
Confirmed actually Max's gf.
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such lies, obv a multi-account alt hoax of biblical proportions
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Straight Flush
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Lucky *****, amirite
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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donkbee
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WELP
Join Date: May 2005
Location: so close but so far
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I wish my bf were good at poker too...
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Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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TheGOODgirl
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Woah... I wasn't expecting so many replies. I feel so welcomed. Hello everyone  )
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JKDS
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Full House
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HI
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But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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