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View Poll Results: Dance, puppets. Dance.
Is asshat a verb?; God, I hope not. 63 46.67%
You got hearts?; Nope, waffles. 24 17.78%
Rock, paper, scissors? Monkeys, bananas, hotties. 12 8.89%
How could you make that call, moron?; But it was s00ted. I play g00t. 14 10.37%
Is making money fun? It's for the monkeys. 22 16.30%
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Old 01-27-2005, 06:32 PM     Post subject: "Hey are you from FTR?" "nnnno?" #1 (permalink)  
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We need an FTR pass phrase to identify those other FTRers at the table. It's got no pratical use. It's just to help define us as a forum of kick-ass poker players.

So far we've got "Do the boobies bounce?" "Not on the moon"

And "Monkey or hottie?" "Either works for me."

We definitly need more ideas. I'll have the thread changed to a poll once we've got enough.

Think people, think!

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Old 01-27-2005, 06:40 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Babe or Baboon?

Sexy or simian? (prolly wouldnt pass filters)

or maybe just a simple "FTR?"
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whats a lemon party?

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Old 01-27-2005, 06:55 PM #5 (permalink)  
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"Anyone up for a lemon party?"
Fishstick your too slow, I'll get the banning request for this one.
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Old 01-27-2005, 06:56 PM #6 (permalink)  
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"Do you know any quarter-ton simians?"

"how could u make that call? u XXXX... u didn't have the pot odds for that... jesus christ your a moron lol" [too long?]

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Clearly the format is lost on you folks.

We need a question and response.

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You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 01-27-2005, 06:59 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Q: "Do you know any quarter-ton simians?"

A: "Yes." or "No." (either will do)

Q: "how could u make that call? u XXXX... u didn't have the pot odds for that... jesus christ your a moron lol"

A: "But my cards were suited... I could have made a flush."

Q: "Herpes itch in the springtime"

A: "You aren't bathing enough."
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Old 01-27-2005, 07:00 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Can a FishStick ban a 500 lb Gorilla?

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Why not? He's Banned everyone else.
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Q "Do I smell fish?"
A "Glub, glub, glub."

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You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 01-27-2005, 07:02 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 01-27-2005, 07:29 PM #12 (permalink)  
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"You really Rippied him on that one."

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Old 01-27-2005, 07:37 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Old 01-27-2005, 07:38 PM #14 (permalink)  
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"Is asshat a verb?"

"God, I hope not."

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 01-27-2005, 07:41 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Slightly different format, but could still work:

#1: What's for lunch?
#2: Monkey soupie and a 500 lb fishstick. What time do you want to eat?
#1: 11:23.
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Old 01-27-2005, 07:49 PM #16 (permalink)  
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I usually say 'sup FTR, and get the response "What's FTR?" from all the FTR players at the table.

How about
Q: "Is making money fun?"
A: "It is for monkeys."
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Old 01-27-2005, 07:51 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Q: You up for some rebuy & strap on action?

A: Only if its a 500 lb gorrilla with a fishstick

--edit--
I just felt like using some of the words of the day


I like Koolmoe's, short a simple
Is that guy still part of the forum??
 
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Old 01-27-2005, 09:19 PM #18 (permalink)  
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I usually say 'sup FTR, and get the response "What's FTR?" from all the FTR players at the table.

How about
Q: "Is making money fun?"
A: "It is for monkeys."
That would be cool. Or some other phrase involving monkeys and having fun making money. For example:

Q: What do monkeys do for fun?
A: Make money.

I like Koolmoe's better though. Actually Koolmoe's is hilarious, the more I look at it.
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Old 01-27-2005, 09:38 PM #20 (permalink)  
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Alright, we need an official nominees list.

Only post the best from now on. Repeat any official nominees.

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Old 01-27-2005, 09:38 PM #21 (permalink)  
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Something about the brown trout being a self-righteous asshole. I'm still working it out.
TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
 
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Old 01-27-2005, 09:46 PM #22 (permalink)  
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lol tyler, that has potential
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Old 01-27-2005, 10:19 PM #23 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dar103
Slightly different format, but could still work:

#1: What's for lunch?
#2: Monkey soupie and a 500 lb fishstick. What time do you want to eat?
#1: 11:23.
that gets my vote!

note to self
-ban anyone that mentions "lemon party" (crap! now i have to ban myself!)
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Old 01-27-2005, 10:45 PM #24 (permalink)  
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This seems like a good idea. I was in an SNG and some guy had the FTR logo in his icon and I was like hey man, I see you're an FTR'er. He replied that he had no idea what I was taking about. I don't want to shout out names, but HEAVY C if you see this what's the deal son?

I'd like to add something not like a Q&A but like a secret handshake.

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Old 01-28-2005, 02:44 AM #25 (permalink)  
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Maybe something less.... um out of the blue.

How about a greeting.
Greeting A: Let's Rip
Response B: Like a Gorilla or Hoowaa

Ok the response needs work but you get the idea. Something that does not stand out so much.
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Old 01-28-2005, 07:46 AM #26 (permalink)  
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Q: Got monkey?
A: Tits.
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Old 01-28-2005, 08:03 AM #27 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by King Monkey
Q: Got monkey?
A: Tits.
Lose the question and keep the answer, and I think we have a winner!
TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dar103
Slightly different format, but could still work:

#1: What's for lunch?
#2: Monkey soupie and a 500 lb fishstick. What time do you want to eat?
#1: 11:23.
that gets my vote!

note to self
-ban anyone that mentions "lemon party" (crap! now i have to ban myself!)
Fishstick - not sure if you'll see this since you've been banned again but thanks for the vote! It wasn't easy to get that many references into one short exchange.

Note to anyone who reads FTR from work
If you don't know what a "lemon party" is, at least be smart enough to look on your home computer. Damn, now I'll be banned for discussing this stupid site.
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Old 01-28-2005, 08:23 PM #29 (permalink)  
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"Is asshat a verb?"

"God, I hope not."
I offically second this one.

Here is one:

"You got hearts?"
"Nope, waffles."
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Old 01-28-2005, 08:34 PM #30 (permalink)  
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Alright, we have one offical nominee. We need atleast 3 others.

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Old 01-28-2005, 08:36 PM #31 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by zenbitz
Quote:
"Is asshat a verb?"

"God, I hope not."
I offically second this one.

Here is one:

"You got hearts?"
"Nope, waffles."
Haha...simple, yet brilliant.
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Old 01-29-2005, 09:14 PM #32 (permalink)  
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"do brown trout sleep with monkeys?

"Aye, they do."


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Old 01-29-2005, 09:59 PM #33 (permalink)  
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Quote:
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"do brown trout sleep with monkeys?

"Aye, they do."
what about
Q: does the trout get skinned by the monkeys?
A: damn straight
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Quote:
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"Is asshat a verb?"

"God, I hope not."
This one gets my vote.

I'll stick it by my PC and ask the question at every table I sit at now.
Maybe we could set up a thread showing all the best responses from non-FTR's

BTW Is there an official pronunciation?
"ass" "hat" or "as" "shat"?
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Q: how'z everyone doin today
A: its elanto's Bday
TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
 
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inspired by Tyler's post in another thread...
Quote:
Originally Posted by TylerK
It's like rock, paper, scissors...only it's monkeys, bananas, hotties.
Q: rock paper scissors?
A: monkeys, bananas, hotties
 
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I like the rock paper scissors one because it implies you are a gambler to those who don't recognize.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by hypermegachi
inspired by Tyler's post in another thread...
Quote:
Originally Posted by TylerK
It's like rock, paper, scissors...only it's monkeys, bananas, hotties.
Q: rock paper scissors?
A: monkeys, bananas, hotties
I think this pretty much sums things up around here. I make an official nomination for this.
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Q: <sleepydoc> werd up
A: <dwarfman> i'm SO british
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I vote for asshat.

That sounds so wrong.
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Old 02-02-2005, 08:28 PM #41 (permalink)  
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These two particularly tickled my fancy...

Q: "how could u make that call? u XXXX... u didn't have the pot odds for that... jesus christ your a moron lol"

A: "But my cards were suited... I could have made a flush."

Q: Got monkey?
A: Tits.
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Old 02-02-2005, 08:35 PM #42 (permalink)  
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Q: rock paper scissors?
A: monkeys, bananas, hotties
This gets my vote mainly because it's simple and people would just think nothing of it besides you being a smart ass replying…
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I'm voting for this one, for "obvious" reasons.
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Old 02-02-2005, 09:28 PM #44 (permalink)  
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Alright.

Offical nominees

Is asshat a verb?
God, I hope not.

You got hearts?
Nope, waffles.

Rock, paper, scissors?
Monkeys, bananas, hotties.

[Edited the montimus nominee]

How could you make that call, moron?
But it was s00ted. I play g00t.

Any more nominees? I'll make a poll later tonight, so the deadline is looming.

-'rilla

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 02-02-2005, 10:25 PM #45 (permalink)  
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Offical nominees

Is asshat a verb?
God, I hope not.

You got hearts?
Nope, waffles.

Rock, paper, scissors?
Monkeys, bananas, hotties.

[Edited the montimus nominee]

How could you make that call, moron?
But it was s00ted. I play g00t.

Is making money fun?
It's for the monkeys.

Last chance, fellas.

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You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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A we will forever have the vote.

Vote once, vote hard, vote well.

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You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 02-03-2005, 01:55 AM #48 (permalink)  
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I voted:
Is making money fun? It's for the monkeys.

It's very FTR.
TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
 
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I voted for much asshat-ery.

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You mean the revolver, sir?
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It looks like asshat-ery is victorious.

Everyone must now go and study this phrase for all of its content and meaning.

We'll have a class discussion on Monday.

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