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Old 03-14-2006, 04:35 PM     Post subject: the HEY IM A COOL ANIMAL BECAUSE thread #1 (permalink)  
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HEY IM A COOL ANIMAL BECAUSE

i have a pouch, big feet and can jump far
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Old 03-14-2006, 04:35 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 03-14-2006, 04:40 PM #3 (permalink)  
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 Holy crap, I signed onto FTR to post this and I see you beat me to it, gg Gabe.

I want one of these, his name is Clarence



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Old 03-14-2006, 04:42 PM #4 (permalink)  
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His name is Jolly Paul.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 03-14-2006, 04:45 PM #5 (permalink)  
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 His name is Cliff.
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I always love a little fresh air in the morning!
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His name is Cliff.
He otter be in pictures



 
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Old 03-14-2006, 04:58 PM #9 (permalink)  
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I'm a cool animal because...



I don't do shit.
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Old 03-14-2006, 05:29 PM #11 (permalink)  
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I belong to the best poker player in the world.
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Old 03-14-2006, 05:36 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Hi, my name is Box Jellyfish or Sea Wasp. I'm here to offset the homosexual display of animals presented thus far. I'm a cool animal because I'm the most poisonous creature in the ocean and you have virtually no chance of surviving my venomous sting. Chuck Norris is a huge pussy compared to me.

I'm also very cool because I'm invisible in sea water, which helps you bump into me and get owned. My sting is so excruciatingly painful, that you would probably go into immediate shock based on the pain alone, and drown after your body shuts down. Drowning would be your best option, since the pain lasts for weeks and is said to be worse than burning alive. Oh ya, and I hang out at beaches.

How's that for cute and cuddly? I'm so going to sting that stupid fkn cat above me. It's way too big, and it's ruining this thread.
It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
 
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Old 03-14-2006, 05:44 PM #13 (permalink)  
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rondavu,
its not supposed to be cute and cuddly, just lots of cool animals. you made a great addition.
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Old 03-14-2006, 05:51 PM #14 (permalink)  
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animal called gabe


I'm cool cause I make posts like "i voted no because I dont think he's a bot"
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Old 03-14-2006, 05:56 PM #15 (permalink)  
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I tried to find the monkey snorting coke but I couldn't

well this one is kinda cute atleat


Im cool because Im a monkey who plays golf. (First one to make a Tiger Woods joke deserve a ban)



Im cool cause I smoke, all cool people smoke, all cool monkeys smoke



Im cool cause im transexual and a monkey

I'm cool cause im a albino and look like I just framed my wife for murder
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Old 03-14-2006, 06:15 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Hi im a killer whale, im cool cause Im a lean mean killing machine.

Another reason why im cool
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Old 03-14-2006, 06:27 PM #17 (permalink)  
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ok ake take a break posting in this one for now, thanks
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Old 03-14-2006, 06:30 PM #18 (permalink)  
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Old 03-14-2006, 07:00 PM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 03-14-2006, 07:58 PM #20 (permalink)  
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Hey Gabe, are you really Gabe Kaplan?
It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
 
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Old 03-14-2006, 08:01 PM #21 (permalink)  
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Hey Gabe, are you really Gabe Kaplan?
It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
 
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Old 03-14-2006, 08:15 PM #22 (permalink)  
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Hey Gabe, are you really Gabe Kaplan?
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Old 03-14-2006, 08:34 PM #23 (permalink)  
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 I'm a monkey and I'm cool because I drink my own pee.
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Old 03-14-2006, 08:49 PM #24 (permalink)  
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Old 03-14-2006, 11:43 PM #28 (permalink)  
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Avs shouldnt count.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 03-15-2006, 12:09 AM #30 (permalink)  
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Avs shouldnt count.
You shouldn't count
I can't count.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 03-15-2006, 12:13 AM #31 (permalink)  
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Old 03-15-2006, 01:20 AM #32 (permalink)  
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rilla, swiggidy, warpe, lets get back on track please.


i'm cool because once i jumped out of a trash can and landed on gabe's foot
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 I'm cool because I own the waters.
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I'm cool cos I made gabe scream
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I'm cool because I own the waters.



Also, I have never been seen alive in the wild.

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 HEY IM A COOL ANIMAL BECAUSE i'm cute as hell.
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Old 03-15-2006, 03:23 AM #39 (permalink)  
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Old 03-15-2006, 12:07 PM #40 (permalink)  
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THE WINNER OF THIS THREAD MADE THE FOLLOWING POST:

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Holy crap, I signed onto FTR to post this and I see you beat me to it, gg Gabe.

I want one of these, his name is Clarence



Edit: LOL @ the brits

Miff: what is that?
Miff: a sheep with a growth defect?
BigRed: a llama...
CONGRATULATIONS BIG RED
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Old 03-15-2006, 02:17 PM #41 (permalink)  
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So lock now?

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Old 03-15-2006, 03:27 PM #42 (permalink)  
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no, big red won but people can still post cool animals like this one

im cool because i have an australian accent
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Old 03-15-2006, 04:08 PM #43 (permalink)  
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I'M A COOL ANIMAL BECAUSE you're under arrest.
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bigred doing awesome job in this thread.

cmon people who can give him a run for his money
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Old 03-15-2006, 04:44 PM #48 (permalink)  
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I'M A COOL ANIMAL BECAUSE you're under arrest.
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