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    Default Hey FTR!

    So, anyways, I'm not going to be playing poker for a bit because last night my wife gave birth to our first (perhaps only) son.

    I'm guessing that most of you don't recognise me and that, if you do, it's probably more for my avatar than any utter noob crap I've spouted about pokaaah. Nevertheless, for some reason I feel the need to tell you strange crowd about it.

    Pics will follow if anyone's interested (BigRed).

    Cliff Notes: Mother & baby well (8lb 10 oz) despite a fucking traumatic 37 hour birth and a shitload of blood and such.

    All is well now so and (as you may have guessed) I've been to the pub and am pretty much off my face.

    Am considering signing up fro ganuntlet and StARS EVEN thoguh I'll make a twat of mysefl.

    P.S I'm not that drunk but didn't bother editing the lat lne for cominc effect.

    Peace out
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    CONGRATS NEW DADDY-O
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    Many congrats, man. You must be "chuffed".

    Ganuntlet is my new fav word.
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    nh sir
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    Can't f-in believe that I managed to register on both Stars & the Gauntlet in time. I'm fucking soooo drunk.

    Probs my one and only Ganultlat - watch me fuck up!
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    Congrats!

    37 hours, holy shit. Thanks for the Y chromosome dad!
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    thread is useless without naked pics of wife (not giving birth and all bloody)

    congrats
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    congrats yo


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    way to go kevster(sweet avatar)
    congrats

    we remember you because you changed your avatar for a short while

    pics of baby please
    keep it away from TJ
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    FTR, how shall I praise thee?

    I don't know really but you're all very sweet. I'm gonna kip now - may sort pics tomorrow (n.b. not of naked wife 'Red)
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    Congrats daddy!

    Soon you'll realize that good thing about poker was you've got solid training in spending sleepless nights and staying 'functional'. Now you'll need it .

    Best wishes to you and your family.
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    Congrats! Bigred and I have to adopt
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    'grats mate!
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    Congratulations...well done
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    congratumalations fatha
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    congrats man.
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    congrats dude.
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

    bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
    Congrats! Bigred and I have to adopt
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    Default Re: Hey FTR!

    Quote Originally Posted by kevster
    traumatic 37 hour birth and a shitload of blood and such.
    sooo glad I'm a man. Congratz dude.
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    where's my Cigar?

    congrats man!!
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