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04-25-2007, 02:23 PM
Post subject: heres an awkward situation
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you are at a mini apartment party and everyone is getting drunk. their is one big main room where everyone is at. country music is being played loudly. you don't really care for country music. some new song comes on and people start singing it aloud. then you see them all start locking arms around eachother's shoulders, forming a big line. before you know it, everyone at the party has their arms locked around eachother and everyone is singing. tthey start folding the line into a circle when they realize the only person not part of their lame ass circle is you. they beckon you. 'cmon we are singing join us!' then you go over there and put your arms around some people, a circle is formed, everyone is singing.
awkward and stupid
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lol wtf where was this.. that does seem pretty awkward
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Lame
Go over to the Hi-Fi, eject the CD, snap it in two and shout " Dance round this" whilst giving them the finger.
That should ease the awkwardness.
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Originally Posted by Legendash
Lame
Go over to the Hi-Fi, eject the CD, snap it in two and shout " Dance round this" whilst giving them the finger.
That should ease the awkwardness.
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Then yell "31 is a prime number"
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That is the point where you realize the party you are at is very gay, and it is time to leave.
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lol, what song were they singing?
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this is awkward.
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*** RIVER *** [8h 2d 3h 6d] [2h]
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04-25-2007, 07:22 PM
Post subject: Re: heres an awkward situation
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Originally Posted by gabe
you are at a mini apartment party and everyone is getting drunk. their is one big main room where everyone is at. country music is being played loudly. you don't really care for country music. some new song comes on and people start singing it aloud. then you see them all start locking arms around eachother's shoulders, forming a big line. before you know it, everyone at the party has their arms locked around eachother and everyone is singing. tthey start folding the line into a circle when they realize the only person not part of their lame ass circle is you. they beckon you. 'cmon we are singing join us!' then you go over there and put your arms around some people, a circle is formed, everyone is singing.
i'm awkward and anti-social
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zing!!
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lol, what song were they singing?
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Originally Posted by Legendash
Lame
Go over to the Hi-Fi, eject the CD, snap it in two and shout " Dance round this" whilst giving them the finger.
That should ease the awkwardness.
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Then yell "31 is a prime number" |
LOL
At least the circle of song was organised for 7:30, impromtu rule!!
Gabe you should think '' man i am so not wasted right now''
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take out 300 thick wads of 1 dollar bills and throw them at people's faces while screaming LIFE VARIANCE!!! at the top of ur lungs, then grab all beer in a plastic bag, get blackout drunk and spend the night tilting off 4k at PLO.
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I got more flava than fruitstripe gum
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
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Originally Posted by Legendash
Lame
Go over to the Hi-Fi, eject the CD, snap it in two and shout " Dance round this" whilst giving them the finger.
That should ease the awkwardness.
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Then yell "31 is a prime number" |
nice !
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It's A Great Day To Be Alive
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When the singing crap is finished, look around for good women to concentrate on, if you don't find any, GTFO.
Although sauce's LIFE VARIANCE thing is fucking brilliant.
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At least they weren't naked.
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It's A Great Day To Be Alive
something about the sun shining
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Travis Tritt. Your posted situation may have been gay, but that is a quality song my friend!
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
take out 300 thick wads of 1 dollar bills and throw them at people's faces while screaming LIFE VARIANCE!!! at the top of ur lungs, then grab all beer in a plastic bag, get blackout drunk and spend the night tilting off 4k at PLO.
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Originally Posted by gabe
It's A Great Day To Be Alive
something about the sun shining
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Travis Tritt. Your posted situation may have been gay, but that is a quality song my friend! |
yea i guess, not knocking the song
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Originally Posted by sauce123
take out 300 thick wads of 1 dollar bills and throw them at people's faces while screaming LIFE VARIANCE!!! at the top of ur lungs, then grab all beer in a plastic bag, get blackout drunk and spend the night tilting off 4k at PLO.
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FTW, and it's not even close
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Originally Posted by sauce123
take out 300 thick wads of 1 dollar bills and throw them at people's faces while screaming LIFE VARIANCE!!! at the top of ur lungs, then grab all beer in a plastic bag, get blackout drunk and spend the night tilting off 4k at PLO.
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LOL
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Here's how you make this whole situation less awkward:
Step 1 cut a hole in the box
step 2 put your junk in that box
step 3 make her open the box
and that's how you do it
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It's A Great Day To Be Alive
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so this is where you got that from.......
livin
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lol awkward
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too bad they weren't naked.
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gabe i dont understand why you didn't wanna dance. i mean girls love dancing.
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Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
this is awkward.
POKERSTARS GAME #7469740355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/16 - 15:19:51 (ET)
Table 'Peneleos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: Dalmations ($597 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($4614 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($995 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5
gambler2k4: posts big blind $10
__2cb__: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As]
Dalmations: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40
gambler2k4: raises $100 to $140
Longhorne joins the table at seat #2
Lukieplaya: raises $4474 to $4614 and is all-in
gambler2k4: calls $855 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8h 2d 3h]
*** TURN *** [8h 2d 3h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8h 2d 3h 6d] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [4d As] (a pair of Deuces)
gambler2k4: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $1989 from pot |
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