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05-27-2008, 10:43 PM
Post subject: Here I am
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Hey guys, this is my first post so I thought I should use it wisely with a "HELLO" to everyone. That's all for now...
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aka_red
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wat it do homie.
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[11:11] <+bikes> bitches love your face
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spoonitnow
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you stole my line bitch
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
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I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Hai boi!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bode
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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hh boooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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flomo
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there you are
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Protect dog
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Deanglow
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=LnA0gffqpXE
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GatorJH
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Originally Posted by Deanglow
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LnA0gffqpXE
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I really thought I was gonna see this - http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI when I clicked the link, but guess you wouldn't do that to a newbie.
btw, welcome stackemz and nice hair
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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bigred
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hey guy
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LOL OPERATIONS
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will641
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Originally Posted by bigred
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he's not your guy, friend.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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bigred
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Originally Posted by will641
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Originally Posted by bigred
hey guy
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he's not your guy, friend.
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I'm not your friend, buddy
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LOL OPERATIONS
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XTR1000
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welcome stackumz, love that avatar
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xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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will641
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Originally Posted by bigred
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Originally Posted by will641
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Originally Posted by bigred
hey guy
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he's not your guy, friend.
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I'm not your friend, buddy
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well i'm not your buddy, guy.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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GatorJH
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Now girls. cut it out.
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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wufwugy
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they're not girls, boy
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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They are actually girls.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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wufwugy
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
They are actually girls.
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well my dad calls my mom bigred and will is kind of a nancy
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will641
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
They are actually girls.
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well my dad calls my mom bigred and will is kind of a nancy
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imo your sig and avatar is an attempt to cover up your sexuality.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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GatorJH
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
well my dad calls my mom bigred
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That's too funny. We called my mom Bigred.
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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wufwugy
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
They are actually girls.
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well my dad calls my mom bigred and will is kind of a nancy
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imo your sig and avatar is an attempt to cover up your sexuality.
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HE SHOOTS HE SCORES
man i love dick so much
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wufwugy
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
well my dad calls my mom bigred
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That's too funny. We called my mom Bigred.
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so youre half ginger too?
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bode
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souless bastards you two
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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bode
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well, i guess 1/2 souless bastards
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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will641
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well, i guess 1/2 souless bastards
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day walkers is the scientific term.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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wufwugy
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sucks for me that im not actually a daywalker. i burn like crazy. im basically a ginger without the crazy freckles and bright red hair on top of head
if i ever have kids it'll be with a black chick or something so they wont have to be afraid of the sun
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UG
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what up gmml
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nutsinho
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yo!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
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My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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Halv
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Rock you like a hurricane!
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bode
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
sucks for me that im not actually a daywalker. i burn like crazy. im basically a ginger without the crazy freckles and bright red hair on top of head
if i ever have kids it'll be with a black chick or something so they wont have to be afraid of the sun
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will your kids be like the 1/2 black-1/2 ginger chick from the real world L.A.?
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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She's horrible! D:
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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This thread really got out of hand, guy
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LOL OPERATIONS
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GatorJH
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sorry about that, dude
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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bigred
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I'm not your dude, buddy
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LOL OPERATIONS
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will641
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Originally Posted by bigred
I'm not your dude, buddy
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he's not your buddy, friend.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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GatorJH
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Originally Posted by bigred
I'm not your dude, buddy
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I'm not your buddy, man
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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will641
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Originally Posted by GatorJH
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Originally Posted by bigred
I'm not your dude, buddy
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I'm not your buddy, man
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here you go guy. watch it long enough and you'll understand.
http://allsp.com/l.php?id=e171
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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bigred
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Originally Posted by will641
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Originally Posted by GatorJH
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Originally Posted by bigred
I'm not your dude, buddy
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I'm not your buddy, man
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here you go guy. watch it long enough and you'll understand.
http://allsp.com/l.php?id=e171
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He followed the formula. It just requires "I'm not your X, Y" turned to I'm not your Y, Z. No need to stay with the three words in this large world of words, dude.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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will641
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good point.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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bigred
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good point.
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FAIL, dude.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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GatorJH
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<------------takes it to a whole new level ftw, homeys
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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will641
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good point.
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FAIL, dude.
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im not your dude, chief.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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bigred
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I'm not your chief, bro
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Galapogos
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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bigred
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ChrisBCritter
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Galapagos, with or without the cheetah, that has to be one of the scariest pics I've seen in a while...
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Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
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Galapogos
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Galapagos, with or without the cheetah, that has to be one of the scariest pics I've seen in a while...
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Have you not seen the FTR pool party?
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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ChrisBCritter
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
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Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter
Galapagos, with or without the cheetah, that has to be one of the scariest pics I've seen in a while...
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Have you not seen the FTR pool party?
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Regretfully looking closer, I guess I do recognize some of the faces... Even scarier... I don't think I want any more info though...
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wufwugy
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I'm not your chief, bro
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he's not your bro, praetorian
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bode
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Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
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Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter
Galapagos, with or without the cheetah, that has to be one of the scariest pics I've seen in a while...
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Have you not seen the FTR pool party?
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Regretfully looking closer, I guess I do recognize some of the faces... Even scarier... I don't think I want any more info though...
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the bald guy is bigred, right?
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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