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08-19-2010, 03:13 AM
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
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I'm pretty sure I know who's behind this (hilarious) troll to my business email. I want to re-level them, but am not feeling particularly inspired.
The business is an underground restaraunt, or supper club. Look it up on wiki or google if you're interested, or ask away in here and I'll give you some details. The business name in the email is censored because I don't know if I really want people to google my business and be linked to my FTR account.
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Hello [Business Name]:
Before I state the intentions I would like to introduce myself. Hi, my name is Freddrick Bareas, but around camp they say to me "Peter." Since the age of 11 I have dedicated the practise of my life to food (more detailed "fine" dining) My sources around my camp have told me all about the [Business Name] and I have smiled with impression. I am impressed. However, I am told that the quality of the food is higher then the service. OMG. For this two reasons, I will help you. If you decide to expand on our relationship, I can assure that there be NO MORE complants about servise in the [Business Name]. I am professional so I expect the same from you [Business Name]. I understand the next dinner will be next month. Howeevr, we must meet before. For training. I have worked in fine dining all over the world. I am known by many in Buffalo, NY. If you know anyone in Buffalo ask about me. "Peter from La Cabana" They will tell you how great I am. I have included a photo of me taken in the summer of 2009. I am very good at balance. and I know all of Australian wine. Also wine from Chile, which is in South America. The [Business Name] is actually similar to an idea I had while interning with Giovanni Richardi of Tito's. My dreams left but you brought them back. I have electricity when I think of our potential. BTW I am soooooo fun to hang out with. I dance all the time and tell pretty good jokes the ladies say anyway. So Email me back with you picture so we can think of a time to meet in Ukranian Village [this is a neighborhood in chicago ldo] this weekend.
All the best,
Freddrick "peter" Bareas
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And heres the pic he attached.
The picture is of a man by the name of Bernard-Henri Lévy, a french journalist/philosopher. The person he mentioned "Giovanni Richardi (Riccardi?) of Tito turns up nothing much in google, save for this Giovanni Ricciardi .. could be coincidence, but its got the name and is about (the biblical) Peter. When creating pseudonym's people often reference the bible, so maybe that's all there is to it.
[edit] this is the closest I could find to the name he goes by, Lico Reyes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Not really sure how that ties into anything though.
I haven't really picked up much else from what he wrote in the email, but each sentence makes me lol, so I think I need to come strong with the reply. I'll need a picture too ldo.
Oh and I was thinking about saying something along the lines of "I am barely able to see your hands, but nonetheless I can tell they are very supple, yet masculine, a combination of features of great importance for serving in a fine dining atmosphere."
Any additions/suggestions on the response or if you notice any references in the initial email, that would be awesome.
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kiwiMark
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I know all of Australian wine.
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This made me lol.
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Full House
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Originally Posted by kiwiMark
This made me lol.
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ya, and the following sentence was even better.
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
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Tell him Buffalo, NY is nothing but sissy sally girls, Tito was a pussy, and you once knew a tranny named Freddrick
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Full House
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
Tell him Buffalo, NY is nothing but sissy sally girls, Tito was a pussy, and you once knew a tranny named Freddrick
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I'm not sure how abrasive I want to be, but I really do like all of this. Maybe I'll save it for the finale. Initially I want to show some interest and kinda come over the top.
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BooG690
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If you know anyone in Buffalo ask about me. "Peter from La Cabana" They will tell you how great I am.
Best...line...evar...
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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pocketfours
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Put him on a leash and take him out for a walk...
You could start by requesting further information about his expertise in some funny way. For instance say that you need a wine expert and ask him some detailed questions that require elaborate answers and subjective judgement. Then you can ask if he could acquire some rare wines for you. Maybe ask if he is willing to travel somewhere to inspect that the wine farmers don't have outhouses in the immediate vicinity of the grapevines.
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spoonitnow
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What's the e-mail address you got this from?
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Full House
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nice, and I can tell him that as an acting partner in [Business Name] he will of course have to pay for the cost of travel upfront, however he will be compensated with his choice of [Business Name] stock options, or [Business Name] branded apparel.
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pocketfours
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Haha, just be careful that you don't open the door for a re-re-level 
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Lucothefish
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www.dontevenreply.com has a good format for this sort of troll
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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BankItDrew
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"I hope your knowledge of pasta is exceptional. Specifically pasta from Italy, which is in Europe."
obv epic response to the epic sentence of:
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Also wine from Chile, which is in South America.
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WillburForce
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I'm intersted in setting up an underground dining club here in London.
Boost - could you Pm the link to your website or some info? Are you doing as a business or hobby??
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philly and the phanatics
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Lucothefish
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yessss i love this site, i used to read it all the time so epic
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Full House
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Originally Posted by WillburForce
I'm intersted in setting up an underground dining club here in London.
Boost - could you Pm the link to your website or some info? Are you doing as a business or hobby??
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We are working on getting a website up. [BusinessName].com is currently taken, but expires very soon and does not look like it will be renewed. Currently we are just using super simple business cards with the logo on the front and [BusinessName]@gmail.com on the back.
As for if its a real business or just a hobby... not quite sure I know yet. At the onset it was definitely just a hobby spawned from a conversation over a few beers with my friend and now business partner. But I am taking it pretty seriously, and can definitely see something "real" coming out of this.
Do you use skype or gmail? I'd love to chat about supper clubs, and the possibility of you starting one in London.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
What's the e-mail address you got this from?
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Help a playa out yo
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Full House
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Help a playa out yo
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oh.. didn't see this. I'll give it to you, but I want to know what you're going to do with it first. I don't want you to preemptively ruin the retroll.
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BennyLaRue
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Originally Posted by WillburForce
I'm intersted in setting up an underground dining club here in London
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Curious, why would this sort of thing have to be underground?
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Full House
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Curious, why would this sort of thing have to be underground?
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cuz its illegal?
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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wtf is a dining club then
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Full House
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
wtf is a dining club then
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I linked to wiki in the OP.. it does a decent job of explaining what the business is. If you want me to elaborate on that, or if something isn't clear, just ask.
edit: I did not link to it, but I did suggest looking it up... here's a link for the lazy.
Underground restaurant - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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DrewPacker
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High Card
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Google scam baiting, read and learn.
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Well I looked up Dining club - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia soooo
Seems neat. Much less lame than what I'd expected.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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WillburForce
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Flush
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Originally Posted by boost
We are working on getting a website up. [BusinessName].com is currently taken, but expires very soon and does not look like it will be renewed. Currently we are just using super simple business cards with the logo on the front and [BusinessName]@gmail.com on the back.
As for if its a real business or just a hobby... not quite sure I know yet. At the onset it was definitely just a hobby spawned from a conversation over a few beers with my friend and now business partner. But I am taking it pretty seriously, and can definitely see something "real" coming out of this.
Do you use skype or gmail? I'd love to chat about supper clubs, and the possibility of you starting one in London.
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I'll drop you a PM.
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mbiz
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dont lol at our wine kiwi
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Full House
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Originally Posted by mbiz
dont lol at our wine kiwi
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ha... there are some ok aussie wines, just as there are some decent south american wines and even south african... but come on.. first off, the idea of knowing "all australian wines" is funny because of its absurdity, and then there's the fact that hes bragging about being so familiar with one of the lesser recognized nations as far as wine production goes.
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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african whine itt
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Full House
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
african whine itt
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as a matter of fact, there is actually a south african wine that shares my first name.. also it was the name of the soccer ball addidas designed for the world cup.
pretty balla, eh?
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kiwiMark
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Originally Posted by mbiz
dont lol at our wine kiwi
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Well I think it's pretty commonly accepted that you guys export way too much (variety, rather than total quantity) meaning that there's a lot of shit in with a small amount of decent, which means knowing your way around Australian wine is 1) probably a bad thing and 2) ridiculous 'cause of how much you churn out.
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surviva316
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itt, black people break the law
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wufwugy
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I always thought boost's first name was Samantha
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Full House
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pho shizzle... thats beyond awesome.
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