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Old 05-04-2005, 08:03 AM     Post subject: Help me create a story #1 (permalink)  
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Well my usernames on almost every site is iwasakib.... this is often mistaken as i was a kib, and I have people constantly asking me what a kib is and why I am not one any more. Anyone have any good stories that I can shoot back at people when they ask me these questions? This should be fun!
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Old 05-04-2005, 08:06 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Kunming Institute of Botany (KIB)
www.kib.ac.cn/KIBEnglish/

thats seems funny enough. "i was a subject of a research project by KIB to grow plants on humans" etc etc
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Old 05-04-2005, 08:07 AM #3 (permalink)  
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The english prefer tea and crumpets. Americans prefer to kick your ass.

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Old 05-04-2005, 02:20 PM #4 (permalink)  
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tell them you couldnt find the 'g' key so hit 'i' instead.
"Imagine how it would be to be at the top Making cash money, Go and tour all around the world, Tell stories about all the young girls." - The Prodigy - Girls
 
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Old 05-04-2005, 02:30 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Tell them that "Kib" is a latin word for "rounder" and that they are all lame for not knowing that
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Old 05-04-2005, 11:10 PM #6 (permalink)  
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You was a kib, dut then you got all groweb up.
I'm a know-it-all.




No, really.
 
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Old 05-05-2005, 12:24 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Kind mit den BrĂ¼sten (German: child with breasts)

kast in buitenissig ("closet freak" in Dutch)

Kodiak Island Beartamer

Kidnappee in Bolivia (there's likely a support group you attend)

Kinky in Bed

Korean political prisoner (Korean doesn't translate to English so well but KIB is the acronym)

It's the acronym for the secret agency you worked for during your special ops stint
I'll be a rootin' tootin' shootin' damn fool, protectin' my chips.
 
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Old 05-05-2005, 04:56 PM #8 (permalink)  

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Kleptomaniacal Institute for Boys

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Old 05-05-2005, 07:28 PM     Post subject: Re: Help me create a story #9 (permalink)  
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Well my usernames on almost every site is iwasakib.... this is often mistaken as i was a kib
So what is it supposed to be taken for? Random keystrokes?
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Old 05-06-2005, 10:10 AM #10 (permalink)  
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Iwasaki is my last name B for Brandon
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Old 05-06-2005, 10:48 AM #11 (permalink)  
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kib
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Old 05-06-2005, 11:42 AM #12 (permalink)  
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http://www.discoverylearningcenter.org/KIB.html
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