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can anyone link me to the most recent hellmuth rant in the wsop ME. it tops all rants ever, no exaggeration.
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Actually it's pretty tame.
http://www.pokertube.com/Movies.aspx...08%20ep&list=9
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Ya, short but sweet. The best part for me was when he blames the dealer and the dealer says, "I just sat down..."
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Guys, I think he wanted the rant that just aired last night. Not the one from last week vs Roothlus. It's really bad but it's not on pokertube yet.
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Yea, that seemed pretty tame to me. He knew it wasn't a bad play, he just was being himself...
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Here's a video of it from the crowd's perspective. You can't really hear anything but you can see it's pretty heated.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URcB47kUZUk
I'm sure the episode will be on pokertube within a couple days.
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yeah, those aren't it. its really the most epic rant ever just cause of the shit he gets from the crowd. you'll know it when you see it, its on the featured table with like 100 ppl left in the ME, AKo vs T4
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there is no more degen/despicable thing to do than berate the dealer
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there is no more degen/despicable thing to do than berate the dealer
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What about hawking your wedding ring for one last chance to get it all back on the craps table?
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so where is this video?
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It will be on pokertube but I don't think it's up there yet.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Lol, I'm just watching the earlier episodes right now. That asian guy with the french accent who keeps jawing with Negrenau is awesome. "I almost had the trips."
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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yeah, those aren't it. its really the most epic rant ever just cause of the shit he gets from the crowd. you'll know it when you see it, its on the featured table with like 100 ppl left in the ME, AKo vs T4
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The video I posted was the actual rant you're talking about, it's just from the crowd's perspective so you can't hear anything. I did watch the WSOP episode last night with the rant on it but that hasn't been uploaded yet to pokertube. Thunder basically derailed this whole thread by posting the wrong episode.
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phil hellmuth is such a douchebag/clown/joke. I'm honestly amazed that nobody has punched him in the mouth outside a casino or burned his house down or something similar.
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phil hellmuth is such a douchebag/clown/joke. I'm honestly amazed that nobody has punched him in the mouth outside a casino or burned his house down or something similar.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLGiw4UxhhI
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Originally Posted by Schiplt
yeah, those aren't it. its really the most epic rant ever just cause of the shit he gets from the crowd. you'll know it when you see it, its on the featured table with like 100 ppl left in the ME, AKo vs T4
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The video I posted was the actual rant you're talking about, it's just from the crowd's perspective so you can't hear anything. I did watch the WSOP episode last night with the rant on it but that hasn't been uploaded yet to pokertube. Thunder basically derailed this whole thread by posting the wrong episode.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ztZ7WFo3nw
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LOL, NICE!!!!
Honestly, he's lucky he's in the poker community where he doesn't have a *whole* lot to worry about.
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i used to think matasow and phil were kinda the same (bleh), now I love mike and hate phil. Esp after mike used the "I was getting the drugs for my friend" defense, my favorite WSOP interview ever.
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i want to see this so bad, cmon puggy on pokertube!
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omg..did some one really pound him? or is that farce?
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sam grizzle did apparently
i always liked sam grizzle, just like i always disliked jean-robert bellande
but bigbluff @ pokertube, upload this shit already!
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Thunder basically derailed this whole thread by posting the wrong episode.
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My bad.
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Here it is!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99-jcla0MHc
Watch it quick because youtube might remove it.
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ha, awesome
hadn't watched it on TV yet, ty WildBob
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what a fucking cunt. I think a lot of it is an act, he sees that he gets airtime so he does more of it.
Didn't a few years back he say he was taking up yoga and he had stopped blowing up? lol
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that's crazy. For me easily the most disturbing outburst yet and for me Hellmuth's blow ups have gone long out of style
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WOWOW
mikey told him "you are way out of line"
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lol it was so awesome to see hellmuth that pissed. he just gets worse every time i see him. i'm glad mike told him he was out of line. did he really get a penalty? i sure hope so. i love the "this is my life" line ahahahahaha!
oh ya and no way dragomir gets to the final table if he keeps pulling that crap.
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how can he not call when hellmuth basically announces that he has AK. "you got aces, no, you got AQ". when you have position and know your opponents cards you can call with any 2.
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im pretty positive its all an act, i mean the more popular tv poker gets the crazier his outbursts are, im sure he didnt act like this at all b4 poker was on tv. hes a smart business man plain and simple, his play is boring as shit and he knows he wouldnt get airtime @ all without his antics.
I think Dragomir made him realize he was out of line when he told him he had to pay to play and Phil got in free, im sure Phil is a good guy, everyone has said so and he gives more to charity than jus about any other player. but he forgets about the other persons situation alot.
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what a fucking jerk
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how can he not call when hellmuth basically announces that he has AK. "you got aces, no, you got AQ". when you have position and know your opponents cards you can call with any 2.
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i don't think that's what drag was thinking really. if he could read him then awesome. drag was just really loose and very aggro all episode long and was on a heater pretty much.
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seiuropus whta afuckin gkjerk
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what a fucking jerk
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seiuropus whta afuckin gkjerk
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lol what did you drink in the past hour?
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what a fag.
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such an awesome fist pump. Woulda been far better if he had like 3 high though.
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i drank a lto cu zi lost at beer pong fucign shit but liqure png insued
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i drank a lto cu zi lost at beer pong fucign shit but liqure png insued
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This.
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That was it? Him saying "idiot" a bunch of times? Yea, it's unnecessary, and typical of him, but not as bad as I thought it would be...
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That was it? Him saying "idiot" a bunch of times? Yea, it's unnecessary, and typical of him, but not as bad as I thought it would be...
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i guess on paper it doesn't look too bad but it felt more hostile to me than his other rants.
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what pisses me off the most is how he was given a penalty and then had it removed the next day, not sure if that was in the video but i just remember it from the live updates.
seriously i use to think when he went off it was kind of funny, but after seeing how he acted at this years wsop he crossed the line way too many times. he was just a jerk and what he said was not funny. the guy is a complete asshole.
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is it just me,or does gmml get drunk and post whore more often than me?
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haha, oops
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damn, still not on pokertube
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how can he not call when hellmuth basically announces that he has AK. "you got aces, no, you got AQ". when you have position and know your opponents cards you can call with any 2.
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This bears repeating, since it would have been my contribution to the thread after seeing that episode.
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FINALLY posted
http://www.pokertube.com/Movies.aspx..._2008_Ep25_1_4
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ty ty gmml
also, LOL slowroll
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Actual link: http://www.pokertube.com/Movies.aspx...KeyID=1&list=5
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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